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	<title>Comments on: Kiefer Sutherland is the New Paris Hilton</title>
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		<title>By: Swaimfan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/kiefer-southerland-is-the-new-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-75188</link>
		<dc:creator>Swaimfan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Day 1: The river has been found again, but the water is fouled by the dead bodies of natives. The men are frightened, but we have scouts set around the perimeter and I do not fear the night.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Day 1: The river has been found again, but the water is fouled by the dead bodies of natives. The men are frightened, but we have scouts set around the perimeter and I do not fear the night.</p>
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		<title>By: New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Download</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/kiefer-southerland-is-the-new-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-1639</link>
		<dc:creator>New Paris Hilton Sex Tape Download</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your blog is interesting! Bookmarked!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your blog is interesting! Bookmarked!</p>
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		<title>By: alexandre</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/kiefer-southerland-is-the-new-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-154</link>
		<dc:creator>alexandre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I definitely agree with Micheal, and anyway getting crushed by the humvee of Robert Downey Jr. is kinda honorific.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I definitely agree with Micheal, and anyway getting crushed by the humvee of Robert Downey Jr. is kinda honorific.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/kiefer-southerland-is-the-new-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-116</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Despite all logic and reason, I'm taking that as a compliment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Despite all logic and reason, I&#8217;m taking that as a compliment.</p>
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		<title>By: Navigator2001Plus</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/kiefer-southerland-is-the-new-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-113</link>
		<dc:creator>Navigator2001Plus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don’t like you or your opinions, and etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don’t like you or your opinions, and etc.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/kiefer-southerland-is-the-new-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-55</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 18:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm for any law that makes my world more entertaining. If that means I'm going to get ironically run down by a drunken Billy Joel, so be it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m for any law that makes my world more entertaining. If that means I&#8217;m going to get ironically run down by a drunken Billy Joel, so be it.</p>
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		<title>By: SlackerDan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/kiefer-southerland-is-the-new-paris-hilton/comment-page-1/#comment-41</link>
		<dc:creator>SlackerDan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey c'mon, Kiefer's allowed to drive drunk because he's a celebrity. That's the law, right? What?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey c&#8217;mon, Kiefer&#8217;s allowed to drive drunk because he&#8217;s a celebrity. That&#8217;s the law, right? What?</p>
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