Poor Kiefer just got caught driving drunk again, and it looks like he’s going to be spending 48 days in prison (30 for the drunk driving, 18 for the repeated offense). Think of how many seasons 24 producers could get out of this! And even though Southerland claims he is “deeply sorry,” the fact that this is his second DUI charge since 2004 makes me think the arrest might have gone a little something like this:
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March 13th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Day 1: The river has been found again, but the water is fouled by the dead bodies of natives. The men are frightened, but we have scouts set around the perimeter and I do not fear the night.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:20 am
Your blog is interesting! Bookmarked!
October 18th, 2007 at 11:12 am
I definitely agree with Micheal, and anyway getting crushed by the humvee of Robert Downey Jr. is kinda honorific.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:27 am
Despite all logic and reason, I’m taking that as a compliment.
October 17th, 2007 at 2:13 am
I don’t like you or your opinions, and etc.
October 13th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
I’m for any law that makes my world more entertaining. If that means I’m going to get ironically run down by a drunken Billy Joel, so be it.
October 12th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Hey c’mon, Kiefer’s allowed to drive drunk because he’s a celebrity. That’s the law, right? What?