WWII's Most Unintentionally Gay Fighting Manual [COMIC]
During World War II there was only one way to handle trouble: Lieutenant Jack Dempsey, Director of Physical Fitness, U.S. Coast Guard. This former boxer knew that the best way to beat back the Axis was with fists and punches. He released many of his combat secrets in a book called How to Fight Tough, with a B-plot of how coast guardsmen fuck holes in mountains and eat their meals from Nazi skulls. Jack is so virile that if you are photographed performing his martial arts system, your pants do not appear on the film. This is the story of one of his men.
Here's a thought. Why don't you get off your asses and try to figure how many Gay service members have died in service to this country so you can have the freedom be total A-holes.
Replyhere's a thought, why don't you honour their sacrifices by making hilarious gay jokes.
I lawled so hard I am now tired.
ReplyAs a blatant h**osexual, I am simultaneously amused and aroused by the above graphic. Please produce more. It pleases me >:d
Reply'Where were you keeping that gun?'
Reply'Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.'
also: 'Drawers full of roast beef!'
Seanbaby may never surpass himself. In fact, HE HASN'T.
OMG! I'm in tears! This was hilarious!!! Seanbaby you are insane and I mean that in a good way!
Replyis...is.. t-this a gay porno book? because if this is how military training used to be, then that explains kind of a lot.......
Replyi.....that..... underneath those word bubbles lies a real book...
Replymaybe those emo kids were right.
that guy's wearing granny panties lol
ReplyAnd They Keep Changing Color...
Which means that whoever that guy is, he has many different sets of embarrassing man briefs to wear while getting his nuts kicked in.
holy s**t this is funny as hell my stomach hurts from lauging so hard
ReplyHoly s**t, I can't f**king breath......
ReplyAhhh, thank you Seanbaby, for the tears of joy, laughter, and h**o-erotica
WHY WHY WHY is the guy just in his underwear??? WHY!!!! Thank God there aren't skidmarks
ReplyLook again sweetheart.
You know, the dialogue just makes it much less gay.
ReplyYou could have just stuck the scans on the page and it would still be gold.
I'd surrender to the Nazis long before i'd allow Dempsey anywhere near my feet!
ReplyThat's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
ReplyYes, very gay.
ReplyThis might be my favorite article you've written for Cracked.
ReplyHEAD BUTT! DICK ATTACK! HAHAHAAAA
ReplyI laughed until I couldn't breathe. Seriously. Great stuff.
ReplyWTF got totally cracked up, my stomach is hurting and I can't stop crying as well. Funniest thing I've ever seen.
ReplyI couldn't stop crying with laughter uncontrollably
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