Every once in awhile the media exalts some random celebrity to renaissance man status. Right now, that man is Justin Timberlake.
First, he was a successful boybander. Then, a hit solo artist. Then he turned up in a movie. It doesn’t matter that it was a rape fantasy soft core midget porn movie; it was still a movie!!
And now the Grammy winner is executive producer on a new show called My Problems With Women.
Wow. Is there anything this annoying, no-talent, scrawny piece of a shit can’t do?
He’s really got it all:
- Crying like a little bitch on Punk’d? Check!
- Satisfying his older lady fantasies with the only “beautiful” woman who bears a resemblance to Max Schmelling? Check!!
- Somehow capturing the look of BOTH redneck white trash and Orthodox Jew? Check!!!
Seriously, enough with this guy. Men will admit that Brad Pitt and George Clooney are attractive. Men don’t even mind that their girlfriends openly masturbate during Oceans 11. But I have yet to meet one dude who looked in the mirror and said, “Damn, I wish I looked more like the sniveling little brother of a bayou serial rapist.”
I’m not buying it. Timberlake is not Da Vinci. He’s just some dude. If he were taking your order at the McDonalds Drive Thru, you’d definitely double-check the bag before driving away. And you just KNOW, he’d totally forget the Sweet N’ Sour sauce you clearly asked for.
Am I wrong?
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August 8th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Skimming through these comments (old as they may be), I have to wonder if some of these people are serious. I, admittedly, have only heard one song of Justin Timberlake’s. I don’t know what it was, I don’t care to know what it was. In fact, if anyone tries to guess I’ll bypass the eyes and go straight for the brain (my brain, if anyone’s looking for some form of clarity).
The song I heard? So terrible I was rendered immobile. I literally could not change the channel until the song had finished, Justin Timberlake walked off stage, and the fangirls screeched for encores. He was so terrible that Hannah Montana’s piss-poor, lackluster, siren’s shriek sounded like a chorus of … well, something mediocre.
Yes, Mediocre. ‘Good’ and ‘Hannah Montana’ don’t belong in the same sentence. I don’t care what sort of context it is, that sort of thing can cause a Time Paradox faster than Johnny’s bathroom runs.
Back to Justin Flake.
What he sang? Some note that was supposed to be a word, forgot what it was, and came out as gibberish. For five minutes. Yeah. Next “word”? Same thing, only a higher, shriller, and all-around more annoying version of the same note; it might have even been off-key. If that’s quality singing, I damn sure better get a record deal in the next five seconds.
Nothing?
Lame.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:47 am
sorry, it’s___ PlusMeet.c o m.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I heared a rumor saying that Justin Timberlake is addicted to a hot online dating site named “P P l u s M e e t . c o m”____, where many sexy big beauties and big manful guys meet and seek fun&more together. Does he like big curvy female? So curious….
March 16th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I could never hate on anyone who inspired me to give a little piece of me to my gf via a box.
March 15th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Come on people, just admit it…..whatever JT is doing, it’s working, and you wish you had thought of it first….
I know that’s how I feel about that no-talent bitch Jessica Alba that all men openly drool over and compare all women to…what we need is a woman Cracked blogger to speak up for all of us unbelievably interesting but (sigh) average looking women out there
(and just to qualify, by average looking I mean unrealistically gorgeous but typically unairbrushed)
March 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
@ Smith: I refuse to believe that anyone who likes Dream Theater can like Justin Timberlake. It’s an impossibility. Anyone making such claims should be burned at the stake…
March 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Justin Timberlake has never done anything for me musically, and physically he kind of reminds me of one of those small rat-like dogs that celebutards carry. However, I am conflicted. One of his pictures on his latest (I think?) CD has a picture of him where he is psychotically attacking a disco ball (if I remember correctly?) which amused me for quite a while. That, and Dick in a Box leads me to believe he is probably an allright dude.
March 15th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Justin Timberlake is a hack plain and simple, he came from a wussy ass boy band and took all his pansy ass boy bank formulated tactics for singing music with him.
He sucks plain and simple.
Long live Nirvana
March 14th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
What’s this about touching someone’s ass with a stick?? Where can one sign up for the pass time of touching asses with ruler length sticks? I want to sign up for that activity please….Is there some sort of league I need to join to be a part of this touching asses with measured sticks party, b/c I think that would be the most self-amusing thing I have participated in for quite some time…
March 14th, 2008 at 9:24 am
It’s the bout of the century! (if century can be taken to mean day)
In the blue corner, wearing a thick pelt of luxuriant fur: the thundering stallion, Wayne “From Maine” Glaaaaadstooooonnn-ah!
…and in the white corner, wearing nothing but a charming smile: the challenger, Michael “Fartypants” Swaaaaaaaaaiiimm-ah!
March 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am
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March 14th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Well Tilly, you settled that in a rather mature way.
I’m proud of you.
Oh, and my line is i’m a frustrated genius.
Heh.
March 14th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Did we ever determine exactly who provides the… ’services’ if someone attains a high enough post count? I may or may not want pics, depending on what (or who) is going down.
March 14th, 2008 at 7:23 am
I’m gay. And I wouldn’t touch Justin’s ass with an one-foot-long-stick. I said.
March 14th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Forget the servers! If anyone’s getting blown, it should be gladstone at 200 comments…
March 14th, 2008 at 12:31 am
If you could find some way to tie in Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Hannah Montana, making fun of sketch artists( ie dead babies) and throw in why you think video gamers are stupid, you would probably blow the servers with comments.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Wow. Over 50 comments. I haven’t done that in a while. Mark my words. I predict Swaim gets all jealousy and finds some cheap way to attack me about this.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I froze my ass off watching communists watch me watching communists in Germany at the end of the cold war.
I hate communists, did I mention I hate communists?
March 13th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
“Also (gasp) I’m not a member of the KGB.” That’s exactly what a member of the KGB would say.
I hate communists
March 13th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
We’re talking about Lennon Murphy of the Lennon-Hendrix calibre, right?
Really Ashton Kutcher? That’s horrible…
March 13th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I never really “pissed” on Kurt Cobain. I just said he didn’t deserve Lennon Hendrix status. That he was in a good rock band. I actually like Ashton Kutcher.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Wow, this is really putting the AR argument to shame……congrats, boys, the terrorists didn’t win this one…..oh, and weiner poopie
March 13th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Gladstone seems to enjoy pissing on notable musicians. Though it seems he’s wised up after ripping on Kurt Cobain and chosen a more douche-like target…well played Gladstone. Well Played.
Pray tell, what other singers do you plan on attacking next? I’m intrigued.
In other news, Justin Timberlake is a 6 on the douche scale, a step above Eminem, but a step below Ashton Kutcher. (The scale is ranked 1 through infitity. Infinity is held by John Edward.) Despite this his music isn’t half bad…not half good, but not hald bad.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Well, it could be a problem. I couldn’t know could I? But, I’m guessing that given the fact that you’re a guy nickanamed Tilly and are willing to publicly champion Justine Timberlake, you must be pretty secure in your manliness.
Either that or you’re Tooootally in Looooove with Justin Timberlake.
Tilly’s crushin’ on JT ! Tilly’s crushin’ on JT ! Tilly’s ….
March 13th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
@TillyKGB: just curious…have you ever considered getting another nickname? I mean, just to lessen the awkwardness when gender-specific taunts start getting tossed back and forth on a blogsite. Only online, of course, as I’m sure it’s not a problem out there in the real world.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
What’s that TillyKGB? You’re a chick who likes colon cancer and works for the KGB?
I also suffer from Selective Attention Disorder. It’s SAD, really.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Ross: Hmmm. Apparently you only read the parts you want and ignore the rest. I imagine I could write “I like JT about as much as I like colon cancer” and you would hear “I like colon cancer.”
I don’t care whether you like JT or not. I don’t really care for him myself. But, I’m not pompous enough to call him talentless or an A-hole. I also never really got into Led Zepplin. Doesn’t mean they weren’t an incredibly talented band.
Basically, I’m just calling you out for being a deuche bag (that’s right, deuche.) I don’t think I’m better than anyone, but that doesn’t mean I won’t call a spade a spade. I do, however, appreciate you insinuating that I’m more intelligent than you, even though I certainly didn’t myself.
As far as your level of talent goes, you’re right, I have no way of actually knowing. However, if you are really the talented demi-god you’ve subtly suggested, I seriously doubt you’d be wasting your precious time arguing about the smuggness level of JT on a blog on a humor website. Kind of a no brainer.
Me personally? I’m just passing a bit of time at my job. What else would I do? Work?
P.S. - Sorry kingmonkey, I’m a dude. Tilly’s a nickname. Also (gasp) I’m not a member of the KGB.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Actually, she’s slowly turning you into Beavis and Butthead, judging by your post up there.
Heh heh, you said dick. Heh-heh-heh-heh!
March 13th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I’m really enjoying the negativity and I encourage you to ravage each other further in each and every one of my posts.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Oh and Tilly, what is your intention? To make us like Timberlake? To insult us? To try and prove you’re more intelligent than us?
To insult the website you’re posting on?
March 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Duhhh, you’re DUMB huh huh huh.
I are sooo smart!
But seriously, shhh Tilly, there are more creative outlets for such a wonderously intelligent amazing person like you. You’re wasting your time on such lowly cretins.
Fart fart booobies fart dick jokes fart.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Come on Tilly, I expected more out of you…..where was the “I know you are but what am I?”??? or the “I’m the rubber and you’re the glue….”???
“No, you’re stupid”??? Come on, step it up please, this loney housewife didn’t take a break from fantasizing about Justin Timberlake to read that kind of amateur hour insult……
March 13th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Ross: P.S. - No, you’re stupid!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Ross: Yawn. Obvious troll is obvious. Pathetic fanboy is pathetic.
Hoy: I think you just gave me a laundry list of reasons to hate JT. I mean, a lot of the people commenting seem to dislike him b/c they claim he is talentless. I, on the other hand, could potentially hate him because he has been given so much, and me so little.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Gladstone’s got another Kurt-Cobain-is-overrated level posting on his hands.
I’m fleeing this one before the pre-pubescent schoolgirls and lonely housewives drag me down into a tide of horror.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Okay, Justin Timberlake……
1) He was HILARIOUS on SNL, which I totally didn’t see coming….
2) He was good in Alpha Dog (well, either that or attractively covered in tattoos….)
3)”I can freak you right each and every night, I know how to do it insane, girl. Cuz I can make it hot, make it stop, make u wanna say my name, girl” COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA HEAR THAT???
4)he can beat box….. I don’t know what about that is attractive, but it is really a cool talent that I thought only Rahzel could pull off…..
5)He’s very successful for being so young…and ambition is just hot….it just is…
There. Now I know we all don’t like to admit it, but it’s true….Justin Timberlake is awesome, and sexy. Sorry guys, doesn’t matter if you don’t like it, or don’t want to admit it, it’s true. Women all love him….even if they don’t admit it, they all love him. And yes, we would all love our daughters to marry him (or secretly, to marry him ourselves, if it weren’t for the fact that we had settled on our current husbands before realising guys like him were out there)
March 13th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
No it’s true, Cmdr. Ross. I am a smug hipster. That’s why I only like msuic that no one’s ever heard of. You know, like when a band becomes popular, you have to stop liking them and find someone obscure again. It’s a bit of a pain, but it’s worth it to feel superior.
Besides bitter pain goes well with the taste of Starbucks coffee, anyway. Specifically the iced Café Americano.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Basically Tilly, if we’re all smug hipster posterchildren and fanboys, how come you’re so smug as to think you’re incredibly wonderful and above us all?
Oh all hail Tilly, for this wonderous creature knows more than us mere mortals ever will.
(Don’t criticise celebrities, shhhh).
March 13th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Tilly, how do you know I’m average?
You have some magical computer eye that can see through screens?
Oh, and I have no self-esteem problems thanks. I think maybe if you adore celebrities so much that they are untouchable and completely off-limits to you from any sort of criticism maybe you’re the one who should seek help.
Or else get your bum off whatever couch you’ve plastered yourself onto whilest watching E! or reading Starpulse or whatever god-awful gossipy crap you’re addicted to. Maybe then you’ll learn to appreciate real life, and more importantly your own life than trying constantly to compare everyone else to some cheesy, probably completely engineered singer.
KGB huh? If you’re so against the right of democracy to criticise whoever you want then maybe you are just a dirty dirty commie.
March 13th, 2008 at 11:29 am
He will be matched up against Bon Jovi in the first round of the Celebrity Death Tournament…
The bracket is here: http://forcedentryblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/bracket-3-of-4.html
We’ve had a few stellar match-ups already, but this one may spill over into a heated discussion of “who’s the bigger douche?”
March 13th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Kingmonkey: Touché, wordsmith.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:19 am
(How does the KGB know what I look like?)
TillyKGB, I may be talentless, unattractive, and out of shape, with a freakishly small penis, and horrible lesions and buboes on my legs, but at least… uh, at least I- At least I don’t work for a security commission that was responsible for repression of the Soviet state for 50 years, which was then scrapped, and rebuilt as the FSB- an agency which, despite the new political clime, and the supposed purge of Soviet influence, still inspires more fear than respect in the people they are sworn to defend. Defend from whom, you ask? From decadent American influences like Justin Timberlake.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:48 am
It seems whenever I put any amount of time posting in a blog entry, the comments skyrocket (I think I may change my name to “Fanboy’s bane.”) Allow me to answer some of your pasty ass’ rediculous posts.
Kingmonkey: Ah, now if that isn’t a delusional male fantasy, I don’t know what is. The “I could be a star under the right circumstances” line is tired and played out. You know, deep down, what the rest of us already know. You have no real talent. You’re not attractive. You’re not in shape. You could never be famous, no matter what kind of coaching you got.
Rear Admiral Ross: What smuggness? Sounds to me like you’re inventing reasons to not like him. Hell, why don’t you just say the reason you don’t like him is that his third arm is an abomination of God. That would sound just as credible. I like how average joe’s like to use the “nice guys finish last” stance to cry about their woes, yet, when a guy who seems like a nice enough chap does well, they say “heh, since when should being a nice guy qualify you for anything?” Seriously, it’s not edgy at all to dislike Timberlake.
You don’t have to like the guy in order to admit he’s talented. Sure, people with his level of talent go unnoticed every day. Hell, I’ve seen some great local bands that blew me away and, yet, will never be signed. But to call him talentless, smug, or whatever else is just some sort of deranged inferiority complex. Go see a shrink. Either that, or take some of those penis enlargement pills. You’ll feel a lot better about yourself (I hope.)
March 13th, 2008 at 8:18 am
I just can’t believe any person refered to anything having to do with him as “pure.” Boybands and music radio are the WORSE gauges as to what music and talent should be.
I mean, just look at this guy, Andy McKee. He’s the kind of music writer/player that should be making millions. He is the definition of “pure” music.
Drifting-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4
Rylynn-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsD6uEZsIsU
For my Father-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Igb5Yors4
Basically what I’m saying is fuck people like Justin Timberlake and those that make him the type of music that’s put on the radio because they all suck.
Hell, I even like this guy more than anyone that’s been on the radio in the last 10 years or so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
March 13th, 2008 at 7:30 am
And no Kingmonkey+1, this month I’m a 30 year old lesbian called Janice.
But best not to let the authorities in on that.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:26 am
It’s the smugness that turns people off.
He’s also a whiny wuss. How many whiny wusses do you know that are universally popular? No matter how decent or ‘great guys’ they are?
And as for your belated comment smith, Ross is simply an awesome fucking name.
It means Stallion in Scots Gaelic, or Island in Irish Gaelic.
It’s also the name of an entire section of the Arctic Circle, which is just badass.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:23 am
If I had a choreographer to teach me how to dance, a production team to iron out my voice whenever I opened my mouth, and a marketing team with far more money than scruples to tout me as the next big thing, I’d be a Renaissance Man, too.
I know nothing about Mr. Timberlago personally, but I know his media presence bothers me. I also know how glendoor42 wept when Justin stole Cameron from him. That’s just plain mean.
By the way, Rear Admiral Ross, I thought it was understood that everyone who posts on this site is a 14 year old girl. Aren’t you?
March 13th, 2008 at 5:30 am
girls will always like guys who can sing and dance while looking good because there really aren’t that many guys out there that can do that. Is Justin sexy? No. Do I know guys who have tried to look like him? Yes (they were about 20 years old).
I like justins music but that picture really makes me wanna slap the smugness from his face, nice guy or not.
March 13th, 2008 at 5:05 am
WOW. so cool guy,does he still play on the tall dating site ~~~ Tallmingle.com ~~~ ???The last time I saw his profile is last monday, hope he does not leave.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:50 am
Gladstone, you are not wrong. This may be a crackpot theory, but I think I contracted Herpes II and an ulcer from looking at that photo of the pasty gargoyle guy. That amount of skeeziness can be projected from a photograph. I am happy my retinas are still functional.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:15 am
I’ll tell you how he is a jerk, HE STOLE CAMERON DIAZ FROM ME!!!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Really, he is good. I tend to base my album buying on critical reviews and as far as his latest albums go, it’s good. I mean serious music critics here, not those teen girls’ magazines reviews. They did though, complaint that he falsetto WAY too much. FYI, I have CDs from Scorpions to Vanessa Carlton, Manic Street Preachers to Nelly Furtado, so you see how populist my taste in music is.
Seriously, how is he a jerk? Anyone can name 10 worse artists. He’s pretty boring if you’re looking for gossips beyond his dating history.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Isn’t “Jason” a weird name for Justin Timberlake’s mom?
March 12th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
As someone once said in another context, if you say that Justin Timberlake doesn’t have talent, you’re just trying to be cool, and you’re not trying very hard.
Timberlake is a stone-cold genius, no fooling. I realize he was in N’Sync and everything, but seriously: get his latest album, and go listen to the first seven songs. That album, the first half especially, is easily one of the best albums of the millennium so far.
Go see what I’m talking about:
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/835214
March 12th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Justin’s only talent is getting away with singing falsetto for so long.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
er…*publicist*
March 12th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Who’s lavishing him with the ridiculous praise ? I mean, besides his publisist and the Grammy people. People Magazine? meh.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Grammies never meant shit.
I actually think he’s probably a fine dude.
As far as singing and dancing? Shit, there has to be at least 1000 people starving in LA who can sing and dance equally well.
Basically, the post is more of a reality check to counter out the ridiculous praise.
But I will say this. I think the dude’s flat out goofy looking and I don’t get women who think he’s hot. I just don’t.
I do think he’s been great on SNL and his Robin Gibb makes me pee a little.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I don’t see where the hotness factor is myself, but then I’m old enough to be his mother. If I were 20 years younger I’d find him kinda’ wussy. I probably would be glad if my 20 something daughter brought someone like him home to meet her parents though.
Grammy Winning Talent? Keep in mind that…
a. Grammy Awards are no longer considered a valid guage of talent.
b. JT started his professional career working for the same marketing behemoth that spawned Hannah Montana.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I didn’t say he was a no talent, I just said he needed his ass beat. My main reasoning is if it weren’t for him, I would be dating Cameron Diaz. I don’t care whether she looks like Max Schmelling or not.
THAT LITTLE BASTARD STOLE MY CAMERON FROM ME!!!!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Justin Timberlake always pissed me off as a celebrity or “artist” but in all the interviews I’ve seen him he seems like a pretty decent dude.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
To follow up my sarcasm, let me say this:
Yall keep saying Timberlake is no talent. How so? I don’t like pop much. Hell, I grew up on the Misfits and Velvet Underground. But, dammit, the boy can sing. I don’t put much stock in dancing either but, dammit, the boy can dance. Acting? Well, not much to speak of there, but, no one’s perfect I suppose.
I’ve seen some people saying he’s an A-hole too. Really? Based on what? Again, I don’t much care for his style of “art,” but every time I hear him speak I get the impression I could probably have a beer with him without kicking his teeth in. Honestly, for a guy as popular as he is, I would expect a huge ego. Instead, I get the impression he’s pretty damned down to earth.
I like this site. I really do. But sometimes yall strike me as the posterchildren for faux-hipster fanboys. Seriously.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I’d have to agree with you. Timberlake has always been a conceited jerk and it’s annoying how the world is falling in love with him.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Justin Timberlake needs his ass beat, The only redeeming thing I can think of about him is that dick in a box shit he did on SNL and that was not that funny.
Yeah, he needs his ass beat I mean just look at him.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Oh, you’ve pegged me. Everyone on this site knows how much I LOVE Nirvana.
Actually my God is David Bowie. I’m not sure if that proves or disproves your point about me being secretly gay.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Why are there so many people named Ross on this site?
March 12th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I’m just saying you can enjoy his music as pure entertainment. Of course, it’s no um…. Nirvana, I guess. That’s what people on this site like, right? I mean, you can just waste time listening to Timberlake. There’s no need to buy concert tickets, or even buy CDs. I have three of his songs on my Ipod. And I like them. I like Dream Theater more, but I can still enjoy some Justin Timberlake music once in a while. I just wasted a lot of time writing something that no one cares about, didn’t I.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
So, someone insults someone because they love them?
Are you another 14 year old girl?
March 12th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Hmmm, I sense a language barrier. Allow me to translate:
“Justin Timberlake makes me very insecure about my sexuality. Seriously, when I see him, I sometimes chub just enough to be uncomfortable and question myself. Hell, I’m not even sure if it’s his sight that does it or just anxiety. Either way, I don’t like it.
I’m not sure whether or not he’s actually talented because I’ve never looked at his performances as a total package. Instead, I’m always just mesmerized by his haunting face. I will, thus, speak openly about how worthless he is lest someone find out about my secret fascination with him. Yes, this will be the perfect cover up.
Hmmm, people might be able to see that my bashing of Timberlake is an obvious homo-erotic coverup. I better admit some other famous guys are attractive so as to deflect suspicion. That will work. This way people will not be able to call me homophobic because I just admitted that I can see why girls find two other guys attractive. Yes, this is the perfect plan.
OH MAN, JUSTIN, I WANT YOU!!!! Wait, did I just say that out loud?!?!?!”
There, I think that pretty much sums it up.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
BAHAHAHA
Please be a 14 year old girl. Or a gay guy.
Otherwise you have no real excuse.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Because he makes good music. Simple as that.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Justin Timberlake is annoying. WHY IS HE POPULAR?
If my fiancee thought Timberlake was hot, that would be grounds for immediate dissolution of the engagement.