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Just Because I Wanted Some Bathroom Nookie Doesn't Mean I'm Gay

Sen. Larry Craig said that he "overreacted and made a poor decision" in pleading guilty to disorderly conduct after his June arrest following an incident in a Minneapolis airport bathroom.
(CNN)

You know, every time I've been wrongly accused of seeing anonymous gay sex in an airport bathroom, my instinct has always been to plead guilty to get the whole mess behind me as quickly as possible, not clear my name.

That way, I can get back to having MORE anonymous gay sex in airport bathrooms SOONER.

I mean... NOT having more gay sex. Yeah, that's the ticket!

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