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	<title>Comments on: 4 Direct-to-DVD Van Damme Films That Will Explode Your Balls</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: conversionvansforsale</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-118732</link>
		<dc:creator>conversionvansforsale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With all of these advantages to van leasing, it is important to note that there are some disadvantages. The biggest one of those is that one does not actually own the van at any time. Even during the period that the individual is driving the van it is not theirs. It always remains the property of the leasing company.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With all of these advantages to van leasing, it is important to note that there are some disadvantages. The biggest one of those is that one does not actually own the van at any time. Even during the period that the individual is driving the van it is not theirs. It always remains the property of the leasing company.</p>
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		<title>By: Eduardohutch</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-112975</link>
		<dc:creator>Eduardohutch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't know what made me laugh harder: Super Rape 2 or the content on http://www.puddingfarts.com (I was the 58th visitor!  Yeah!  I fuckin' did it!)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what made me laugh harder: Super Rape 2 or the content on <a href="http://www.puddingfarts.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.puddingfarts.com</a> (I was the 58th visitor!  Yeah!  I fuckin&#8217; did it!)</p>
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		<title>By: Stan</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-107097</link>
		<dc:creator>Stan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anything that involves Jean-Claude Van Damme and the splits is hilarious in my book.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anything that involves Jean-Claude Van Damme and the splits is hilarious in my book.</p>
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		<title>By: Nuttahbuttah</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-105943</link>
		<dc:creator>Nuttahbuttah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As someone who as seen to many Van Damme movies...I was dying laughing reading this. At work. Trying really hard to be quiet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As someone who as seen to many Van Damme movies&#8230;I was dying laughing reading this. At work. Trying really hard to be quiet.</p>
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		<title>By: SeanNotBaby</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-104353</link>
		<dc:creator>SeanNotBaby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's funny when none of those stupid Van-Damme movies make any sense!  Nice work, as usual.  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s funny when none of those stupid Van-Damme movies make any sense!  Nice work, as usual.  <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: david</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-102750</link>
		<dc:creator>david</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fucking Hysterical. Very well written.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fucking Hysterical. Very well written.</p>
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		<title>By: gbuteler89</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-99293</link>
		<dc:creator>gbuteler89</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:44:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Los buemos" doesn't mean anything. Take it from somebody who speaks spanish. He was just trying to write something that sounded like spanish.

Although it could be, like somebody said, "nos vemos" (see ya)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Los buemos&#8221; doesn&#8217;t mean anything. Take it from somebody who speaks spanish. He was just trying to write something that sounded like spanish.</p>
<p>Although it could be, like somebody said, &#8220;nos vemos&#8221; (see ya)</p>
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		<title>By: PuddleOfAids</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-98082</link>
		<dc:creator>PuddleOfAids</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, reading backwards through your posts youve redeemed yourself.....good production, but seriously, a 0 on the Vandammetron for "Until Death"? That sounds like the best movie EVER!  I WILL watch it, and surely make cumzies in my panteloons.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, reading backwards through your posts youve redeemed yourself&#8230;..good production, but seriously, a 0 on the Vandammetron for &#8220;Until Death&#8221;? That sounds like the best movie EVER!  I WILL watch it, and surely make cumzies in my panteloons.</p>
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		<title>By: sbicy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-98059</link>
		<dc:creator>sbicy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy 5hit. read this during a conference call at work and shat all overmyself. seanbaby=best addition to cracked staff since gladstone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy 5hit. read this during a conference call at work and shat all overmyself. seanbaby=best addition to cracked staff since gladstone.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jcvdvd-the-latest-in-van-damme-hits/comment-page-2/#comment-97934</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um, isn't the idea for wake of death like exactly the same as The Transporter?  Illegal immigration blah blah, chinese crime boss blah blah must save the girl.  Oh and Jason Stratham killing people.  And didn't The Transporter come out a few years before wake of death?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um, isn&#8217;t the idea for wake of death like exactly the same as The Transporter?  Illegal immigration blah blah, chinese crime boss blah blah must save the girl.  Oh and Jason Stratham killing people.  And didn&#8217;t The Transporter come out a few years before wake of death?</p>
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