Japanese Cat Saves Local Economy (Or What Would Hate By Numbers Look Like Without Hate)
Hey, so y'know, every once in a while I need to switch it up and do an episode that's a little different. This is one of those episodes. Not a true HBN in my opinion, but, personally, I like it for what it is. And once again, I have to thank my wonderful neighbors, the Archers, for supplying their progeny for my efforts.
Now on to other things. Some of you have asked me about my upcoming indefinite sabbatical from Cracked. Am I really leaving? Yes. Will I ever return? Maybe. Where can you see me next? Well for those of you looking for more Gladstone, you should buy the book The Ultimate Game Guide To Your Life. And while you're at it you should also buy Man vs. Weather: Be Your Own Weatherman. Now it's true that the first book was actually written by Chris Monks, and the latter was written by Dennis DiClaudio, but here's the thing: I'm mentioned in the acknowledgements of both books! Isn't that awesome? So if you buy them you can like totally see my name in print. (And oh, while you're at it, buy Oh, The Humanity by Jason Roeder. No, that bastard didn't acknowledge me at all, but he has written for Cracked and was one of us bloggers for literally like a day. So yeah, what the hell.)
Japan Fights Economic Crisis with Real-Life LOLcat -- powered by Cracked.com
Nice abba song at the end. They're the only pop band I like. Hilarious thing about the cat, I think I might take up that idea with my pet frog or somethin, idk. Give him a miniature spiderman outfit or whatever.
ReplyI'm not sure what's funnier...the video or the comments section.
ReplyAwesome post. I will be sure to come back and also tell others about your site. Nice Post
ReplyYou are a genius. I need to go find my special thing now...
ReplyYou both make the assumption that I DIDN'T have Chlamydia before my DOB experience.
Reply@Lounsey.
You were parked next to me. Don't be actin' like you're better than me BIATCH!
Sorry, MJ, but he's right. Chlamydia from me is like my "signature." An autograph that will never, ever go away.
ReplyMJ, you won my heart with your Gladstone >Swaim T-Shirt, but you've lost it with your DOB association.
ReplyPS you now have chlamydia.
I was *wondering* who that person sitting in their car outside DOB's house while we were having our super-romantic dates was! Get a life MJ, you're totally deluding yourself!
ReplyI'm pretty sure you can't "stutter" on the internet. You're typing so unless you intend to sound as though you're stuttering or have an uncontrollable urge to freewrite and submit it's fairly impossible.
ReplyThe truth is that I'm DOB's girlfriend. We don't converse that much but I've been camping out front of his house in my car for a few weeks now and I feel that we've really developed something special.
Hi, DOB. it's a couple days later. I'm sorry if I stuttered. I so do that . Do you have a girlfriend? Big question, eh? Frick, had I stuttered I could see your point. Got one, sweetie?
ReplyOn Monday we we're all bigtime into the death of Toots..I'm kinda just wondering if DOB (you) has a girlfriend. Is this bad? Why won't he answer.?
Fine. DOB. You realize you are taking over half of Gladstone's fans. Lucky you. We want the dirt.
Go.
What's the song that plays during the intro?
Replythe night - morphine
...eew.
ReplyWayne is a secret hippie... His life's ambition is to go to Burning Man in Nevada and gift is psychadelic art to strangers in body paint.
ReplyThank you Gladstone. Not only for another amusing HBN, but for an informative one as well. It's good to know that New Agers are able to survive the harsh Maine climate.
ReplyI think your idea to resuscitate the near extinct passenger-rail system in New England using hippie offspring as mascots is rather brilliant.
Oh, no, please... internet's been acting like a real b*tch this month, so it's just now that i'm reading all this and... GLADSTONE PLEASE, DON'T GOOO!!!!(I know it's usless to say so, but other have said so first so... I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHH (in a complete heterosexual way of saying) SOOOO MUCHHHH)
Reply(I'm now obsessed about finding "the special thing" in my city... so long my frinds and I have tried cows, sheeps, ants, an dulce de leche, without any kind of magnificent-for-our-pockets event happening... but we'll keep on trying. Maybe with another hat...
tha's the secret, right? right?)
LOL
Reply...What?
ReplyDo they have a name for it? Fear of ..I can't even describe it..as an aside..I was wondering the other day if DOB has a girlfriend..does anyone know?
ReplyI'm worried. I'm panicked, actually..I hate people. I hate today. Don't make me laugh cause DOB is..feminine?
ReplySo, Wayne-O, are you going to be the scriptwriter for Saw 6? What projects are you gonna do?
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