Japan Raises Pervert Bar Once Again
Do you love meat? No, I mean really love meat? Well, if you're in Tokyo and have some discretionary Yen burning a hole in your pocket, there's a specialty restaurant which can help you express that love in ways you never dreamed possible:
[Tokyo's] bestiality restaurant is being regarded by its nouveau riche patronage ... as a decadent practice only possible among the wealthy. [One patron] says she visited the restaurant after being invited there by a well-heeled lawyer... Once the customer feels prepared, they will be presented with the beast of their choice. In the lawyer's case, it was a sow. "I'd been told what to expect, but when I actually saw what was happening, it was as shocking as you'd imagine it to be," she said. Once the lawyer had finished porking the pig, the couple returned to the first floor and sat at a table to dine... she was totally shocked when staff members carried in roast pork--made of the same sow the lawyer had earlier been with.
I have several competing reactions to this story:
- It's a logical progression, really, from eating raw fish (which is now a mainstream American favorite) to the Russian roulette-like deadly Fugu (which made it all the way to The Simpsons), to live octopus (which fights back on its way down), to this current horrific perversion. And it's only fitting, I suppose, that it comes from the nation that brought us such kinky innovations as panty vending-machines, tentacle porn, and the Bataan Death March.
- Despite the shock value, this is really very similar to American theme restaurants such as Medieval Times or Chuck E. Cheese---only instead of playing skeeball with Chuck E. Cheese, you have sex with him, and then eat him.
- I'll bet that the quality of the experience varies widely depending on which animal you choose to "bond" with. For example, cows and pigs: Probably a pretty safe bet. Fish: Might have to get creative. Lobster: Better hope the rubber bands don't come off. Sea urchin: Thanks for the nightmares.
- Maybe it's not that bad. After all, the animals were going to die anyway, and it's not like the restaurant is doing this with humans.*
*Slip 500,000 yen to Keiko at the front desk and we'll talk.
what the hell do you want with the death march dumbass??!!
ReplyIs it just me or does this seem too close to acting out a rape, murder, and cannibalism fantasy except with livestock? (And, you know, no cannibalism cuz it's livestock and someone else killed it for the customer...but still it seems like there should be some sort of law to protect the animals form this)
ReplyAre you people seriously getting pissed about inappropriate cultural references here?? DID ANY OF YOU READ THIS FUCKING ARTICLE? People are screwing animals and then eating them...
ReplyThis is very wrong.
@Kim:
ReplyI say you need to stop it. Just... stop it now.
First of all: "Japs" is pretty fucking offensive so don't use it (also makes you sound like an idgit). Second: yes (some) Koreans do eat dog. Third: how the hell is THAT offensive? It's meat dude. So all us Korean-American dumbasses (haha sometimes me included) need to stop getting all butt-hurt about people saying Koreans eat dog. YEAH THEY DO. Doesn't mean it's on everyone's daily menus. Get over it.
FYI "all japanese = perverted" is the same kind of gross generalization as "all koreans = eat dog".
Right the only thing I would have said if there weren't an idgit comment before me: I don't care who or where the shit in this article is about. Porking (ah haha -_-) something and then chowing down on it scores an OFF THE CHARTS on the boo-boo-o-meter. x_x haha.
@Kim
ReplyWait, what? I'm Korean. I've eaten dog. Several times. In Korea.
My fellow on Orkut shared this link with me and I'm not dissapointed that I came here.
Replyto all the people getting cultural in the comments:
Replyforgive the poor man, he isn't from asia. Japan, Korea and China are quite close geographicaly and some times the foods (to us euro's) from your respective countries are easy to atribute to the wrong nation. Sorry.
I'm from Italy, we just get the ENDLESS mafia jokes- seriously guys. not funny.
Is follicle man interested in sex with dogs, or what? I have heard rumors about sex with fish but I have no idea how its possible, or if its just an urban myth. Thanks for a great addition to my encyclopedia of the weird.
ReplySo you are trying to bash Korea now? Sorry we are not perverted like the Japs.
ReplyThe ethnic Chinese here might still eat dogs but as a Korean I have never eaten a dog and find it a disgusting idea. Contrary to Japanese propaganda, its not Koreans who eat dogs its the Chinese.
Do they serve dog?
ReplyLive octopus is a Korean delicacy called Sannakji. If you're going to culture bash, might as well get your countries right.
ReplyBTW, Cracked is so unbelievably irrelevant now and forever.