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	<title>Comments on: Jack to Heath: &#8220;Told Ya So! (Dead Dumb Ass)&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: RecyImmunny</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jack-to-heath-told-ya-so-dead-dumb-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-123200</link>
		<dc:creator>RecyImmunny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It can be a bit nerve wracking to take on any new sport, but there is perhaps no athletic activity that intimidates beginners quite as much as skydiving. Since the majority of people who are interested in skydiving have never jumped out of a plane before, it makes plenty of sense that skydiving can cause even the most experienced and courageous athletes to come down with a sudden case of the jitters. The fact that many people find their first jump so difficult makes the initial fall all the more important. If your first skydiving experience is positive, you will feel more confident about your ability to learn skydiving technique. If you don’t enjoy your first jump for any reason, you are unlikely to try again. In some sense, the first jump can make or break a skydiver. 

There are two common methods for taking on your very first dive: tandem jumping or accelerated free fall. In a tandem jump, you share a harness with an experienced skydiving instructor who has total control of the fall and landing. In an accelerated free fall, instructors help to guide you during your time in the air, but you are in your own harness, open your own parachute, and control your own landing. Each of these methods has some advantages and some disadvantages, and deciding which one is right for you depends largely on what you think your future as a skydiver will be. 

Tandem jumping can be less frightening than an accelerated free fall, and many people opt to start out with a tandem jump in order to get a taste of what skydiving is like without having the responsibility of controlling any portion of their fall. Often, people who only plan to skydive once choose to take a tandem jump because it allows them to relax and enjoy the ride while their jumping partner worries about the altitude, the parachute, and the landing. This gives you the opportunity to experience the thrill of skydiving while knowing that your safety is in very capable hands. 

In an accelerated free fall, you exit the plane with two instructors, one on either side of you, who maintain a grip on your harness for the duration of the fall, controlling your speed, helping you improve your position, and assisting you with stability. When you reach four thousand feet above the ground, you open your own parachute and pilot yourself down to the landing target. An accelerated free fall costs more than a tandem jump because it requires two guides instead of one, but unlike the tandem jump it can count as the first leg of your training course towards eventual certification. This makes it a good option as a first jump for people who are serious about continuing with their skydiving training.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It can be a bit nerve wracking to take on any new sport, but there is perhaps no athletic activity that intimidates beginners quite as much as skydiving. Since the majority of people who are interested in skydiving have never jumped out of a plane before, it makes plenty of sense that skydiving can cause even the most experienced and courageous athletes to come down with a sudden case of the jitters. The fact that many people find their first jump so difficult makes the initial fall all the more important. If your first skydiving experience is positive, you will feel more confident about your ability to learn skydiving technique. If you don’t enjoy your first jump for any reason, you are unlikely to try again. In some sense, the first jump can make or break a skydiver. </p>
<p>There are two common methods for taking on your very first dive: tandem jumping or accelerated free fall. In a tandem jump, you share a harness with an experienced skydiving instructor who has total control of the fall and landing. In an accelerated free fall, instructors help to guide you during your time in the air, but you are in your own harness, open your own parachute, and control your own landing. Each of these methods has some advantages and some disadvantages, and deciding which one is right for you depends largely on what you think your future as a skydiver will be. </p>
<p>Tandem jumping can be less frightening than an accelerated free fall, and many people opt to start out with a tandem jump in order to get a taste of what skydiving is like without having the responsibility of controlling any portion of their fall. Often, people who only plan to skydive once choose to take a tandem jump because it allows them to relax and enjoy the ride while their jumping partner worries about the altitude, the parachute, and the landing. This gives you the opportunity to experience the thrill of skydiving while knowing that your safety is in very capable hands. </p>
<p>In an accelerated free fall, you exit the plane with two instructors, one on either side of you, who maintain a grip on your harness for the duration of the fall, controlling your speed, helping you improve your position, and assisting you with stability. When you reach four thousand feet above the ground, you open your own parachute and pilot yourself down to the landing target. An accelerated free fall costs more than a tandem jump because it requires two guides instead of one, but unlike the tandem jump it can count as the first leg of your training course towards eventual certification. This makes it a good option as a first jump for people who are serious about continuing with their skydiving training.</p>
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		<title>By: Iphonedownloadshub</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/jack-to-heath-told-ya-so-dead-dumb-ass/comment-page-1/#comment-119615</link>
		<dc:creator>Iphonedownloadshub</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I beg to differ, it seems so irony :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I beg to differ, it seems so irony <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Damon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Damon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 06:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This will be fun! I wonder how many WP images on human body are going to come up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This will be fun! I wonder how many WP images on human body are going to come up!</p>
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		<title>By: ChojinRa</title>
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		<dc:creator>ChojinRa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To take a point from an earlier reviewer, I don't mind if an actor plays himself in every role, as long as he's fookin' awesome. I have to say Jack fits that description, as opposed to, say, Clooney?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To take a point from an earlier reviewer, I don&#8217;t mind if an actor plays himself in every role, as long as he&#8217;s fookin&#8217; awesome. I have to say Jack fits that description, as opposed to, say, Clooney?</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You're off there. He wanted to do another Hannibal movie. He just loves that guy. But, sure, I agree with everything else you said.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re off there. He wanted to do another Hannibal movie. He just loves that guy. But, sure, I agree with everything else you said.</p>
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		<title>By: docweasel</title>
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		<dc:creator>docweasel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I mean of course their characters were handicapped, not the actors themselves:
1988 Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man as Raymond Babbitt (autistic)
1989 Daniel Day-Lewis - My Left Foot as Christy Brown (paraplegic)
1991 	Anthony Hopkins 	The Silence of the Lambs 	Dr. Hannibal Lecter (bi-polar, heh)
1992 	Al Pacino 	Scent of a Woman 	Lt. Col. Frank Slade (blind)
1993 	Tom Hanks 	Philadelphia 	Andrew Beckett (AIDS victim)
1994 	Tom Hanks 	Forrest Gump 	Forrest Gump (mildly retarded)
1996 	Geoffrey Rush 	Shine 	David Helfgott (mental problems, difficulty: had to beat BB Thornton's Slingblade mental patient.
1997 	Jack Nicholson 	As Good as It Gets 	Melvin Udall (obsessive compulsive)

streak broke after that. Even '95's Nick Cage role in Leaving Las Vegas was a suicidal alchoholic, but not exactly handicapped I guess, also Jeremy Irons in 90's "Reversal of Fortune" is probably playing a mentally disturbed person, but that's stretching.

Just generally, I'd say from hearing actors discuss it and from the evidence above, its easier to tun in a really notable performance by doing a character that is very different from a normal, day to day existence, like say the roles in Glen Garry Glen Ross. Those are probably much harder to portray. Also, in fairness to Hopkins in "Hannibal", its hard to keep a character, especially one as extreme and caricatured over the years as Lecter, from falling into self-parody. Some say he did exactly that. So really, you can't judge him on that role too harshly. I'd have to give Hopkins the benefit of the doubt and think he would have druthered not to repeat the role, but they probably threw a bank full of money at him, hell, let him cash in, everyone else does and most not near as deserving.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mean of course their characters were handicapped, not the actors themselves:<br />
1988 Dustin Hoffman - Rain Man as Raymond Babbitt (autistic)<br />
1989 Daniel Day-Lewis - My Left Foot as Christy Brown (paraplegic)<br />
1991 	Anthony Hopkins 	The Silence of the Lambs 	Dr. Hannibal Lecter (bi-polar, heh)<br />
1992 	Al Pacino 	Scent of a Woman 	Lt. Col. Frank Slade (blind)<br />
1993 	Tom Hanks 	Philadelphia 	Andrew Beckett (AIDS victim)<br />
1994 	Tom Hanks 	Forrest Gump 	Forrest Gump (mildly retarded)<br />
1996 	Geoffrey Rush 	Shine 	David Helfgott (mental problems, difficulty: had to beat BB Thornton&#8217;s Slingblade mental patient.<br />
1997 	Jack Nicholson 	As Good as It Gets 	Melvin Udall (obsessive compulsive)</p>
<p>streak broke after that. Even &#8217;95&#8217;s Nick Cage role in Leaving Las Vegas was a suicidal alchoholic, but not exactly handicapped I guess, also Jeremy Irons in 90&#8217;s &#8220;Reversal of Fortune&#8221; is probably playing a mentally disturbed person, but that&#8217;s stretching.</p>
<p>Just generally, I&#8217;d say from hearing actors discuss it and from the evidence above, its easier to tun in a really notable performance by doing a character that is very different from a normal, day to day existence, like say the roles in Glen Garry Glen Ross. Those are probably much harder to portray. Also, in fairness to Hopkins in &#8220;Hannibal&#8221;, its hard to keep a character, especially one as extreme and caricatured over the years as Lecter, from falling into self-parody. Some say he did exactly that. So really, you can&#8217;t judge him on that role too harshly. I&#8217;d have to give Hopkins the benefit of the doubt and think he would have druthered not to repeat the role, but they probably threw a bank full of money at him, hell, let him cash in, everyone else does and most not near as deserving.</p>
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		<title>By: docweasel</title>
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		<dc:creator>docweasel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 15:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yup, Brazil.

As I said, I find Hannibal a stunt role, not true acting in the classic sense, more creating a very extreme and affected character, which actually is said to be easier than a "normal" role. That's why the big Oscar Best Actor winners of the late 80's-90's were all handicapped or otherwise "differently abled".

Hopkins shines as a "normal" man, which is a very tough acting part, by all accounts. Elephant Man, for example, a very complex role he played to perfection, in my opinion. There are many more, Hopkins has made a career of such parts, the Merchant-Ivory stuff, Shadowlands etc.


Re actors in general though: Most, probably more casual, movie fans are drawn by actors, I'm more a fan of directors (a great actor can suck if the guy helming the movie sabotages them)

I'm a Gilliam fan from way back. Coen Bros, Burton, Scorsese, Coppola, G. R. Hill, Mike Leigh, Tarantino etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yup, Brazil.</p>
<p>As I said, I find Hannibal a stunt role, not true acting in the classic sense, more creating a very extreme and affected character, which actually is said to be easier than a &#8220;normal&#8221; role. That&#8217;s why the big Oscar Best Actor winners of the late 80&#8217;s-90&#8217;s were all handicapped or otherwise &#8220;differently abled&#8221;.</p>
<p>Hopkins shines as a &#8220;normal&#8221; man, which is a very tough acting part, by all accounts. Elephant Man, for example, a very complex role he played to perfection, in my opinion. There are many more, Hopkins has made a career of such parts, the Merchant-Ivory stuff, Shadowlands etc.</p>
<p>Re actors in general though: Most, probably more casual, movie fans are drawn by actors, I&#8217;m more a fan of directors (a great actor can suck if the guy helming the movie sabotages them)</p>
<p>I&#8217;m a Gilliam fan from way back. Coen Bros, Burton, Scorsese, Coppola, G. R. Hill, Mike Leigh, Tarantino etc.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 21:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, new comments! Yay. I love Hopkins in Magic. Gotta say though, Gary Oldman blew him off the screen in Hannibal as Mason Verger.

Big Ian Holm fan too. Big Night. Brazil.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, new comments! Yay. I love Hopkins in Magic. Gotta say though, Gary Oldman blew him off the screen in Hannibal as Mason Verger.</p>
<p>Big Ian Holm fan too. Big Night. Brazil.</p>
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		<title>By: docweasel</title>
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		<dc:creator>docweasel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 07:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Speaking of Henry V and Fluellen, Ian Holm held a dead boy in his arms near the end, weeping. And that boy was--- a young Christian Bale!

And so the great wheel turns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Speaking of Henry V and Fluellen, Ian Holm held a dead boy in his arms near the end, weeping. And that boy was&#8212; a young Christian Bale!</p>
<p>And so the great wheel turns.</p>
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		<title>By: docweasel</title>
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		<dc:creator>docweasel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 10:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let me speak up for the British actors, of course we all love Duval and DeNiro, but there are some really fantastic Brits that act so effortlessly you forget how great they are.

Although I think its sort of unfortunate people probably most associate him with Hannibal Lector, Anthony Hopkins is probably the best actor of the last 40+ years, in my humble judgment. I first saw him in a hokey slasher with Ann-Margaret called Magic and even then I thought there was quality in him. Everyone knows his great roles, but buy "Titus" if you get a chance, the closest thing Shakespeare wrote to a slasher flick. Its hilarious, actually, its so over the top.

I also really like Ian Holm, who is also unfortunately more associated with Bilbo Baggins than Napoleon, Ash, or my favorite, Fluellen.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let me speak up for the British actors, of course we all love Duval and DeNiro, but there are some really fantastic Brits that act so effortlessly you forget how great they are.</p>
<p>Although I think its sort of unfortunate people probably most associate him with Hannibal Lector, Anthony Hopkins is probably the best actor of the last 40+ years, in my humble judgment. I first saw him in a hokey slasher with Ann-Margaret called Magic and even then I thought there was quality in him. Everyone knows his great roles, but buy &#8220;Titus&#8221; if you get a chance, the closest thing Shakespeare wrote to a slasher flick. Its hilarious, actually, its so over the top.</p>
<p>I also really like Ian Holm, who is also unfortunately more associated with Bilbo Baggins than Napoleon, Ash, or my favorite, Fluellen.</p>
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