Comments on: I’ve got your Stimulating Package right here…

By: CaveIerX

CaveIerX — Thu, 21 May 2009 04:51:01 +0000

mmmm balls are so tasty. i like em cheesy!!!

By: anon

anon — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:26:51 +0000

don’t TRY to lure the transformers!
if you do that, our vacuum cleaners will join forces with them in their attempt to take over the world, and THEN what will we do?

By: Tanesis

Tanesis — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:43:05 +0000

I am appalled at the suggestion of “publicly funded gay marijuana abortion centers” surely some kind of kit would be better. A first aid box containing a Knitting needle, bottle of Antisceptic, a big bag of weed, a pipe and some cloth to clean up any mess and Viola you too could be aborting fetuses in the comfort of your own home!

Nice article.

By: random240

random240 — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:50:22 +0000

I think we should tax the poor more. What’s the worse that could happen? They get poor-er, which is still fricken poor in my book.

By: x

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:57:42 +0000

Niggers!

By: babyme

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By: greengoddess

greengoddess — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:29:08 +0000

I’m now thinking of running for public office on some sort of “publicly funded gay marijuana abortion centers” platform. I come to Cracked for the inspiration to live a better life. Thanks, Bucholz!

By: CavalierX

CavalierX — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:57:10 +0000

Shouldn’t the topic of this conversation be about how I know so much more about economics than any one you and that i am so much better than you people?

You are all a bunch of childish dicks who cannot fathom my superiority. Now wonder you resort to faking my name in posts!

By: CavalierX

CavalierX — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:08:54 +0000

“thats gotta be sarcasm, right?”

Yes; that’s a childish dick who replaces the “L” in my name with a capital “i” so it looks like mine, because he’s the sort of jerk who runs into a room where people are having a conversation screaming “Hey! No one’s talking to meeee! Look at me!” then craps on the rug just for attention. He can’t stand it that people are actually having an adult conversation and, instead of going elsewhere, had to try and fuck it up for everyone. What a pathetic asshole.

By: CavalierX

CavalierX — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 06:04:59 +0000

mmmm….cock. yummy delish!