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	<title>Comments on: I&#8217;m Better Than John Mayer at a Number of Things</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: the cool kid</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-124918</link>
		<dc:creator>the cool kid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Amanda Bynes" Priceless man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Amanda Bynes&#8221; Priceless man.</p>
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		<title>By: patriciameyersisgod</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-108590</link>
		<dc:creator>patriciameyersisgod</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, The Iron Giant was good...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, The Iron Giant was good&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Mallorie</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-89240</link>
		<dc:creator>Mallorie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 02:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Zing around the Rosie?

You're brilliant, DOB.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zing around the Rosie?</p>
<p>You&#8217;re brilliant, DOB.</p>
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		<title>By: Baka To The Future</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-47793</link>
		<dc:creator>Baka To The Future</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 21:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Modus ponens? Mo' like modus pwnens!

See, it's funny 'cause they sound the same, and it's applicable given DOB's inherent superiority over...

Ok, I'm recusing myself of posting for the remainder of the day, before the men in white take me away again.  You may resume your regularly scheduled sanity.  Or whatever it is that you have regularly scheduled.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Modus ponens? Mo&#8217; like modus pwnens!</p>
<p>See, it&#8217;s funny &#8217;cause they sound the same, and it&#8217;s applicable given DOB&#8217;s inherent superiority over&#8230;</p>
<p>Ok, I&#8217;m recusing myself of posting for the remainder of the day, before the men in white take me away again.  You may resume your regularly scheduled sanity.  Or whatever it is that you have regularly scheduled.</p>
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		<title>By: Panzer-Stier Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-25330</link>
		<dc:creator>Panzer-Stier Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 09:52:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>my bad.

The Jesus Christ of Boning encapsulated?

mmm, big words.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>my bad.</p>
<p>The Jesus Christ of Boning encapsulated?</p>
<p>mmm, big words.</p>
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		<title>By: mellowship</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-25148</link>
		<dc:creator>mellowship</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2008 04:28:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>'the Jesus Christ of Boning himself'
maybe change the wording there a little ross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;the Jesus Christ of Boning himself&#8217;<br />
maybe change the wording there a little ross.</p>
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		<title>By: Dark</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-24945</link>
		<dc:creator>Dark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 22:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@kingmonkey +1: Yeah, in the sense that hentai is a cartoon.

Speaking of which, Jessica Rabbit was the predecessor to (american) hentai.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@kingmonkey +1: Yeah, in the sense that hentai is a cartoon.</p>
<p>Speaking of which, Jessica Rabbit was the predecessor to (american) hentai.</p>
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		<title>By: Metalbrainsurgery</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-24557</link>
		<dc:creator>Metalbrainsurgery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>88k I shall crush you for saying such a thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>88k I shall crush you for saying such a thing.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey +1</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-24337</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey +1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 12:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>smashpro1, don't be silly. Jessica Simpson is a cartoon character.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>smashpro1, don&#8217;t be silly. Jessica Simpson is a cartoon character.</p>
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		<title>By: 88k</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/im-better-than-john-mayer-at-a-number-of-things/comment-page-1/#comment-24265</link>
		<dc:creator>88k</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 11:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Guitar is for dicks.  That's great. Also this was hilarious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guitar is for dicks.  That&#8217;s great. Also this was hilarious.</p>
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