Comments on: If You Wanna Make An Omelette, You Gotta Let Some Kids Get Molested http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:19:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Andrea Z http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-125878 Andrea Z Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:19:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-125878 It's quite odd, people haven't used spam in this article... Also, I have a thing for biting, sadomasochism, young girls and small breasts. Being able to pretend you're crying after pretending to be raped is optional. ^^ It’s quite odd, people haven’t used spam in this article… Also, I have a thing for biting, sadomasochism, young girls and small breasts. Being able to pretend you’re crying after pretending to be raped is optional. ^^

]]> By: Bill, uh, Jones http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-119517 Bill, uh, Jones Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:30:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-119517 Successful, attractive, wealthy SBM seeks DISCRETE Tommy Lee Jones look-alike or DISCRETE Jeff Goldblum look-alike for 'role-playing' and good times. Must like rap and DISCRETE anally-oriented 'good times' and pretend to dislike alien lifeforms intensely, unless interested in tentacle fisting. Must be DISCRETE and not likely to recognize Will Smith. Successful, attractive, wealthy SBM seeks DISCRETE Tommy Lee Jones look-alike or DISCRETE Jeff Goldblum look-alike for ‘role-playing’ and good times. Must like rap and DISCRETE anally-oriented ‘good times’ and pretend to dislike alien lifeforms intensely, unless interested in tentacle fisting. Must be DISCRETE and not likely to recognize Will Smith.

]]> By: Italian Stallion http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-101363 Italian Stallion Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:50:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-101363 Haha. This is the only article I've found w/o any spam for dating websites in the comments section. Also-- White 19 yo male seeking olive skinned or black female 16-46. Body hair a plus, as long it's less than me (I get jealous.) head swallowing ass a must. Haha. This is the only article I’ve found w/o any spam for dating websites in the comments section.

Also– White 19 yo male seeking olive skinned or black female 16-46. Body hair a plus, as long it’s less than me (I get jealous.) head swallowing ass a must.

]]> By: merserve http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-96614 merserve Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:18:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-96614 Young attractive 20's girl seeking a man who doesn't mind being told he's only friends with benefits. After sex that he assumed was satisfactory. Must be tolerant to constant verbal abuse with a pinch of physical abuse. Ball sac removal is preferred. Young attractive 20’s girl seeking a man who doesn’t mind being told he’s only friends with benefits.
After sex that he assumed was satisfactory.
Must be tolerant to constant verbal abuse with a pinch of physical abuse.
Ball sac removal is preferred.

]]> By: vegi_nazi http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-96606 vegi_nazi Sun, 05 Jul 2009 19:52:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-96606 30 y/o f virgin looking for swaim look-alike to rape cat while i show them some new uses for table legs! snuff films a plus, as are skinny hairless beta males with big poofy hair. HAIRY FAT MEN ARE DEAL BREAKER (expect daddy issues. need strong back for the baggage) CALL ME! (or i will stalk you down in the night...) 30 y/o f virgin looking for swaim look-alike to rape cat while i show them some new uses for table legs! snuff films a plus, as are skinny hairless beta males with big poofy hair. HAIRY FAT MEN ARE DEAL BREAKER (expect daddy issues. need strong back for the baggage)
CALL ME! (or i will stalk you down in the night…)

]]> By: N0rma1_Guy http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-95557 N0rma1_Guy Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:16:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-95557 35 yr old living in parents basement looking for knee-high "animals" willing to be fisted on a regular basis. Consent not an issue. Must be into leashes and BDSM. Will be watched by my mother while she pleasures herself on the stuffed head of my late grandfather. Beatles music will be blaring so no one may hear the passionate sounds of my lovemaking with "animals". Otherwise will be too preoccupied with RPing online to be bothered to feed you. Must be self-sufficient and innovative. Every wednesday is Macaroni and Hot Dog night, followed by every thursday being Colonic Irrigation Day. Oh, and by "animal", I mean midgets...in costumes... CALL ME! 35 yr old living in parents basement looking for knee-high “animals” willing to be fisted on a regular basis. Consent not an issue. Must be into leashes and BDSM. Will be watched by my mother while she pleasures herself on the stuffed head of my late grandfather. Beatles music will be blaring so no one may hear the passionate sounds of my lovemaking with “animals”. Otherwise will be too preoccupied with RPing online to be bothered to feed you. Must be self-sufficient and innovative. Every wednesday is Macaroni and Hot Dog night, followed by every thursday being Colonic Irrigation Day.
Oh, and by “animal”, I mean midgets…in costumes…
CALL ME!

]]> By: Orypeci http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-95188 Orypeci Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:20:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-95188 Bill Evans, you rocked my world. Bill Evans, you rocked my world.

]]> By: Kama Sutra http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-82928 Kama Sutra Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:42:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-82928 I Really Love Reading Your Blog. Excellent. Keep up the great work! I Really Love Reading Your Blog. Excellent. Keep up the great work!

]]> By: Sridharaya http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-68861 Sridharaya Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:57:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-68861 I don I don

]]> By: rsfa131286 http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-you-want-to-make-an-omelette-youve-got-to-let-some-kids-get-molested/comment-page-3/#comment-61321 rsfa131286 Thu, 25 Dec 2008 09:01:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4980#comment-61321 female, 21, just lookin' fer some good 'ol fashioned fun. and a roommate. who can pay all the bills. (momma likes her parties!!!) did i mention i have a kid? or 3? female, 21, just lookin’ fer some good ‘ol fashioned fun.

and a roommate.

who can pay all the bills.

(momma likes her parties!!!)

did i mention i have a kid?

or 3?

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