Comments on: If You Eat Diamonds And Shit Out Fortune 500 Companies, You’ll Love TheLadders.com: The Daily Nooner (EST)!

By: JJ Jones

JJ Jones — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:25:24 +0000

This post is beautiful. I am not a 100k+ person but am not far off. Do you know how I found my current job? I rhymes with blonster.blom. They also have jobs for floor sweepers. Imagine that. And an FYI. The commercial now says “100k+ job seekers” instead of “100k+ people”. I hope the employees of theladders.com have the resume ready when their company goes belly up and gets sold to Google.

By: teenycritter

teenycritter — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:57:44 +0000

My word, kingmonkey…I think I love you. Those are some of the funniest comments I’ve read in kind of a while. Personally, I think the name “Tiberius Monkeyhedges” practically screams professionalism.

Have a wonderful day!

By: kingmonkey

kingmonkey — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:52:31 +0000

My Ladders account was deactivated for unprofessionalism. I stated my career was space explorer. Some 100k+ people have no sense of humour.

By: kingmonkey

kingmonkey — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:43:25 +0000

Actually, I’m creating a Ladders profile now. I’m under the name Tiberius Monkeyhedges, so if any Cracked readers are 100k+ recruiters, look me up!

By: kingmonkey

kingmonkey — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:41:06 +0000

I took a look at ladders.com and I’m suspicious. According to their very vague graph in the flash presentation, 2 million users, and 50,000 recruiters are represented with identical graph lines. Also, they seem to think that Leeds, England is in Canada.

You’d think the 100k+ people who no doubt made this website would at least have a working knowledge of geography.

Also 100k+ people apparently start at 75k. Can you imagine? Ugh, who let the 75k people in here? They smell like shit sandwiches!

By: FollicleMan

FollicleMan — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:54:57 +0000

OK, lets take a vote:

Who is more annoying, cora or true?

And justify your answers!

By: true

true — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:56:40 +0000

Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

By: Ranger

Ranger — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:37:24 +0000

Hate/love someone (could be one and the same person)… send them a card from NeilsNotes.com (FREE and can be sent ANONYMOUSLY!). If they don’t get a kick out of it…you certainly will…LOL! I’m off to go touch myself (again).

By: Brandon

Brandon — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 16:28:40 +0000

And no plug for sugarmommymeet.com anywhere in the comments?

For shame, cracked, for shame.

By: HickeryDickery

HickeryDickery — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:46:02 +0000

No, Vimmy. She are wrong.