Comments on: If This Is The Kind Of Sex Gene Simmons Has Had 4,000 Times, I No Longer Envy Him http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:25:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: tip http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-126466 tip Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:15:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-126466 Hello, What a beautiful and awesome site. I adore what you've done with your setup and graphics. Thanks you so much. Hello, What a beautiful and awesome site. I adore what you’ve done with your setup and graphics. Thanks you so much.

]]> By: rangerisstupid http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-95904 rangerisstupid Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:11:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-95904 how many more times do you think ranger is going to plug his stupid website? how many more times do you think ranger is going to plug his stupid website?

]]> By: tip http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-87767 tip Wed, 20 May 2009 11:45:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-87767 Double WOW 2 your design! Double WOW 2 your design!

]]> By: Chaoz http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-45339 Chaoz Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:08:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-45339 i've seen the clips and they're actually... meh, nothing special. Although the "i wanna know what love is" song in the background made it slightly funny. i’ve seen the clips and they’re actually… meh, nothing special. Although the “i wanna know what love is” song in the background made it slightly funny.

]]> By: sexybigbeauty http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-36310 sexybigbeauty Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:20:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-36310 OMG! Recently there are hot discussion at hot dating club ____P l u s M e e t . c o m ____on Britney's nude photos issue. It is said that her photos were stolen by a thief when she was on vacation in Hawaii. Don't know the female in the photo is Brintey or not. But many online friends think it's her !!!! OMG!

Recently there are hot discussion at hot dating club ____P l u s M e e t . c o m ____on Britney’s nude photos issue. It is said that her photos were stolen by a thief when she was on vacation in Hawaii.

Don’t know the female in the photo is Brintey or not. But many online friends think it’s her !!!!

]]> By: DirtyJerz http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-11131 DirtyJerz Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:43:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-11131 God, he looks so bored... But my real question is, Who the fuck wears thong flip flops to seduce America's Number One Glam Rock Star?? I'm just saying, I would at least wear heals.... God, he looks so bored…
But my real question is, Who the fuck wears thong flip flops to seduce America’s Number One Glam Rock Star?? I’m just saying, I would at least wear heals….

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-11123 glendoor42 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:18:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-11123 Paris Hilton looked like a rabbit. Paris Hilton looked like a rabbit.

]]> By: Ranger http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-10902 Ranger Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:39:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10902 I got to poke Charlize Theron in the bum. I wonder if I should post that video on the 'net?! www.NeilsNotes.com I got to poke Charlize Theron in the bum. I wonder if I should post that video on the ‘net?!
http://www.NeilsNotes.com

]]> By: Briggundo http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-10816 Briggundo Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:58:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10816 All these rock stars who brag about the huge volume of chicks they screwed, who cares when it's really lousy and sad sex? Simmons bragging about getting laid 4000 times is about as exciting as someone bragging that they've jerked off 4000 times. In fact, if I had to choose between: 1. Having sex just one more time with the person of my choosing. or 2. Having sex with Gene Simmons 4000 times. ...I'm going with option #1. All these rock stars who brag about the huge volume of chicks they screwed, who cares when it’s really lousy and sad sex? Simmons bragging about getting laid 4000 times is about as exciting as someone bragging that they’ve jerked off 4000 times.

In fact, if I had to choose between:

1. Having sex just one more time with the person of my choosing.

or

2. Having sex with Gene Simmons 4000 times.

…I’m going with option #1.

]]> By: Shari http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/comment-page-1/#comment-10801 Shari Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:29:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/02/27/if-this-is-the-kind-of-sex-gene-simmons-has-had-4000-times-i-no-longer-envy-him/#comment-10801 I watched snippets of the video and had the same impression as Mr. Swaim...that this looked like something Gene did because it's what he's always done and he had no enthusiasm for the task. The fact that he's chewing gum the entire time like a bored public works employee who is stuck directing traffic while his buddies work the road reinforces that notion. I watched snippets of the video and had the same impression as Mr. Swaim…that this looked like something Gene did because it’s what he’s always done and he had no enthusiasm for the task. The fact that he’s chewing gum the entire time like a bored public works employee who is stuck directing traffic while his buddies work the road reinforces that notion.

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