Comments on: If The Army Can Make An Awesome Video Game, Why Can’t Christians? The Friday Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:24:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Max http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-105990 Max Wed, 19 Aug 2009 06:06:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-105990 Pffffahahahaha, yeah, because prayer has done so much in the past. Pffffahahahaha, yeah, because prayer has done so much in the past.

]]> By: James http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-73708 James Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:39:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-73708 Hi, I can Hi, I can

]]> By: ninetailedfox http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-16205 ninetailedfox Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:55:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-16205 heard a nasty rumor that the US military is trying to evanglize its military using that Left behind eternal forces, two websites talked about the evangelization of the US military, religion and military make strange bedfellows (and my personal feelings is im not a fan of christianity OR islam, they are both troublemakers, even some liberal monotheists are a little......strange, in a bad way) heard a nasty rumor that the US military is trying to evanglize its military using that Left behind eternal forces, two websites talked about the evangelization of the US military, religion and military make strange bedfellows (and my personal feelings is im not a fan of christianity OR islam, they are both troublemakers, even some liberal monotheists are a little……strange, in a bad way)

]]> By: Andy http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12856 Andy Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:05:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12856 I want to see a Scientology game in a similar vein... perhaps a first person shooter playing as Tom Cruise, nailing the few unfaithful in Hollywood and taking down Thetons, or a Theme-Park type game where you have to build as many churches of scientology as possible, the objective is to fill your pockets as quick as you can while luring the gullible into your churches with various convoluted nonsense endorsed by Sci-Fi authors...perhaps this could have a bonus stage where you got to spend your hard won dumb-ass-cash on shiny sportscars and hos as quickly as possible? I want to see a Scientology game in a similar vein… perhaps a first person shooter playing as Tom Cruise, nailing the few unfaithful in Hollywood and taking down Thetons, or a Theme-Park type game where you have to build as many churches of scientology as possible, the objective is to fill your pockets as quick as you can while luring the gullible into your churches with various convoluted nonsense endorsed by Sci-Fi authors…perhaps this could have a bonus stage where you got to spend your hard won dumb-ass-cash on shiny sportscars and hos as quickly as possible?

]]> By: Ragnar http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12825 Ragnar Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:50:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12825 Yes, when I read the book series, I supported the anti-christ all the way up until book 8 or so. Even if I had an omniscient viewpoint, he was still a great leader until book 8 (His whole unity and peace thing for the world, I think, outdid any destruction he did before that book) It was only with the mass executions that he wasn't so nice a guy anymore. But yea, for the vast majority of the series, antichrist = good guy. Yes, when I read the book series, I supported the anti-christ all the way up until book 8 or so. Even if I had an omniscient viewpoint, he was still a great leader until book 8 (His whole unity and peace thing for the world, I think, outdid any destruction he did before that book)

It was only with the mass executions that he wasn’t so nice a guy anymore. But yea, for the vast majority of the series, antichrist = good guy.

]]> By: Randomlick http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12605 Randomlick Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:39:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12605 "Their choice is to either join the AntiChrist – which is an imposturous one world government seeking peace for all of mankind, or they may join the Tribulation Force – which seeks to expose the truth and defend themselves against the forces of the AntiChrist.” Anyone else think that theres something wrong with the above quote from the FAQ? All the AntiChrist's want to do is live peaceful lives but the Christians have to go and mess that up for everyone....sound familiar? “Their choice is to either join the AntiChrist – which is an imposturous one world government seeking peace for all of mankind, or they may join the Tribulation Force – which seeks to expose the truth and defend themselves against the forces of the AntiChrist.”

Anyone else think that theres something wrong with the above quote from the FAQ?
All the AntiChrist’s want to do is live peaceful lives but the Christians have to go and mess that up for everyone….sound familiar?

]]> By: Dr Truth http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12503 Dr Truth Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:41:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12503 I want to play the level where you get to play as fred phelps and verbally assault the new age thinkers. I want to play the level where you get to play as fred phelps and verbally assault the new age thinkers.

]]> By: Julie Kyle http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12496 Julie Kyle Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:19:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12496 'Those who make you believe absurdities, can make you commit attrocities....' So it's really not their fault..... J ‘Those who make you believe absurdities, can make you commit attrocities….’

So it’s really not their fault…..

J

]]> By: Yeah right http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12372 Yeah right Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:15:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12372 http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/ To put it bluntly: yes. http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/

To put it bluntly: yes.

]]> By: Wise-acres http://www.cracked.com/blog/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-12344 Wise-acres Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:10:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/07/if-the-army-can-make-an-awesome-video-game-why-cant-christians-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12344 Maybe the rapture has already happened and God has already taken the good christian programmers with him. Maybe thats why christian games suck so, so bad. Don't you know that all the good musicians and programmers are aligned with the devil. Hail Satan! Maybe the rapture has already happened and God has already taken the good christian programmers with him. Maybe thats why christian games suck so, so bad. Don’t you know that all the good musicians and programmers are aligned with the devil.
Hail Satan!

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