EDITOR’S NOTE: If you haven’t been staying up entirely too late watching horrible TV, you should know that the male actor’s dialogue has been left exactly as delivered in the now classic ExtenZe ad.
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November 4th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Holy shit that was hilarious. Well done.
October 31st, 2009 at 12:58 am
Im not a doctor but I play one on TV. I approve this message.
FYI: Anyone notice that the tip back of the woman’s head in the commercial rises like a cone towards the back of her head. She has a mis-shapen head.
October 5th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Please show me more so that i can show Her more.
September 12th, 2009 at 6:29 am
I hate this fucking commercial!! She cannot even pronounce “postage stamp” correctly!!
August 27th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Benny…
…
August 27th, 2009 at 2:17 am
Bill…
…
August 24th, 2009 at 2:02 am
Hey If these really work and they sold them to all the people with cable, that’s probably everyone I know. So now everyone is slightly bigger than they were but with the same contrast. DAMMIT now I got to order them just to catch up. Thanks a lot.
August 22nd, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Gary…
…
August 21st, 2009 at 10:15 am
Fabian…
Don’t quite get what this is all about. English not my first language…anyway have a nice Friday :)…
August 20th, 2009 at 7:32 am
i knew i couldn’t be the only one to make fun of these ads relentlessly.
seanbaby just does it better.
August 15th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
seanbaby is amazing. he’s the only person who can make me laugh until i can’t breathe.
August 9th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
This is the best thing you’ve done since The Rest of the Crap (R.I.P. EGM). Keep up the good work.
August 2nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
@Rocky:
Right behind the asshole, as far as I know. At least that’s where the doctor keeps poking me.
July 29th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Hey babygaige…where exactly is a mans prostrate located?
July 28th, 2009 at 2:10 am
The vacuum pump is really work for me
July 19th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I always read your amazing website every week, its great fun and got lots of interesting information to take in and lots of interesting articles.
June 29th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Funny but truth, I believe pills can’t do anything until you’re using any devices or doing exercise.
Exercise helps, if you can do with care and regular.
June 16th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
hah hah dip shit you are so edgy and funny hah hah
June 11th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
…right
June 11th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Yeah, and I also take virginities like it’s going out of style.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
You….almost raped a 12 year old?
June 11th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
This made me lol like the time I raped a 12 year old. Almost.
June 10th, 2009 at 5:18 am
Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still RETARDED.
June 10th, 2009 at 4:40 am
Kitty sounds!
June 9th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Haha. Very good take on the Extenze Male Enhancement Pills product and commercial. To any customers thinking about buying Extenze, I would recommend looking and reading our full review at:
http://www.enlargementsolutions.com/extenze-review
June 4th, 2009 at 11:20 am
I yell at my tv late at night everytime this ad comes on. Here’s an excerpt of what I say; ” Say Penis! You’re a pretend Doctor for fictional deity’s sake say the fucking word Penis!” at which point my husband wakes up and tells me to change the channel. Fuck you Extenze Doctor! Fuck you in the ass with an enlarged certain part of the male body! Btw the only certain part of the male anatomy that is enlarging on that old guy, is his prostrate.
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
wow, wow, wow, somefucker! chill out dude, you’re going to get an anurism (no clue how to spell that)! take five. and your rant was gross. but that swinefluisatwat guy was out of line with the wal-mart comment and swine-flu did seem arrogantbut… umm… i can’t remember… shit!
May 29th, 2009 at 1:05 am
HEY SWINEFLUISATWAT! i WORK AT WAL-MART. THERE’S NO NEED TO PRESENT WALMART EMPLOYEES AS LOSERS. THEY ARE HARD WORKING, SEXY INDIVIDUALS. iF YOU KEEP TALKING SHIT i’LL SODOMIZE YOU WITH MY GIANT EXTENZE DICK UNTIL YOUR RECTUM PROLAPSES, AND YOU’LL HAVE TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND ALL THE DOCTORS WILL ALL THINK THAT YOU’RE A HOMOSEXUAL AND YOU’LL BRING SHAME UPON YOUR FAMILY. ALSO I WILL NOT WEAR A CONDOM. ALSO I HAVE AIDS.
May 28th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
This article was dongtacular.
…Well, it fits the context.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:23 am
That’s really funny. We know that penis enlargement pills alone can’t make your penis bigger - you need to perform some enlargement exercises as well.
May 24th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Oh man, there’s adverts for dick pills on here… How perfect is that??
As a side note, I have a mate of a mate who nearly brought some dick pills, saying “Hey, they’ve got a money-back garuntee!!” It was only after we told him he’d have to go to court and say “Look, I still have a tiny penis! It’s pathetic, the pills did nothing!!” that he realised how the scam works.
but hey, it costs nothing to send an email, so it costs nothing to send 30,000 emails, eh?
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May 23rd, 2009 at 8:30 am
ALL HAIL LORD UPUAUT
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I just laughed until I can’t laugh anymore reading this article. Nice one +1
May 21st, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Dear Seanbaby,
while I would normally take precious time out of my harrowing “read funny things on the internet before I fall asleep” schedule to harshly critique your writing and your style of comedy, it just so happens that I myself have just swallowed an entire box of Extenze and do not need the ego boost that it would give me to insult you. That being the case, nice article.
May 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
If this shit really worked would they even have to sell it? Of course not! There would be a worldwide shortage, women of the world would demand it be put into the public water supply! The same people who fell for this were the same ones who used to call Miss Cleo at the psychic friends network.
May 21st, 2009 at 5:19 am
I’m Dr. Stein of the Stein Medical Institute. I’ve personally researched the comedy in this blog entry and found it to be truly effective.
May 19th, 2009 at 10:17 am
THAT IS HILARIOUS….I hate those damn commercials myself….I wrote a similar blog entry:
I hate those Extenze commercials…
May 14th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Absolutely amazing, my boyfriend and I rip on this commercial every time we see, it’s great to see it done on Cracked. Well done!
May 14th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
that was hilarious, sean baby is one of the funnies writers i have ver read of in my life. you sir are the reason i even read egm anymore
May 14th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
wow that was funny lol..
and for all of you who didn’t like it? if you didn’t like it why did you just waste time writing how much you DIDN’T like it? if you don’t like it then just read something else and don’t criticise something that’s not EXACTLY to your own personal tastes.. they write things not to entertain each and every person out there.. just as many as possible.. if you don’t like it then stop complaining.. its ur fault you read it
May 14th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Heh, I loved her commentary.
May 8th, 2009 at 8:37 am
The last three panels are my new Jesus.
May 8th, 2009 at 8:12 am
just reading the male actors’ word-for-word transcription made me instinctively try to change the channel.
then i realized tom and jerry were on.
so i did it anyway.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:37 am
This commercial literally comes on ESPN about fifteen times per hour late at night. It’s really effective, too, because the main reason I’m up at night unable to sleep is because I’m constantly wishing my penis were bigger.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
That was awesome. It’s unfortunate so many people can’t appreciate the randomness in the end XD
April 30th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I don’t watch alot of tv- I went home from college last week and turned on the tv at like 10 oclock to watch a documentary on Pot, and literally once every 15 minutes for an hour and a half they replayed the same damn extenze commercial-
I needed this
(the article, not the pills)
April 30th, 2009 at 8:22 am
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April 28th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Geez, the irony. I saw this commercial for the….hell, probably over a hundred times today and was hoping for something to make fun of it. What is it when ads of this ilk have been the only ones that have really ticked me off the past few years with their constant repetition(they must show this 10 times an hour on some channels). The only other ones that tick me off a bit are the ones that suddenly become louder than fuck to make their point.
I hated the Extenze ad before this one, with the tinny background music and multiple couples talking of it’s greatness. I swear one of the women looked like the girl that used to play Blossom.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Love the absurdity…and it’s good to see some new posts!
April 28th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I’m with Swine Flu on this one. This one sucked (no pun intended).
April 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Someone please put me out of my misery because I clearly should not be allowed to live.
April 28th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Swine Flu — why don’t you write something better… Mr. Fucking Expert?! Must be pretty easy to sit back in the comfort of your Mom’s welfare trailer and comment, yes? Couch Critics… people that judge because (to them) it’s easier than producing. Well back to bed for you… your night shift at WalMart is right around the corner and those shelves aren’t gonna stock themselves.
April 27th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Well I like Seanbaby
April 27th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
That was solidly mediocre. I mean, come on, the woman was talking more than the guy for most of that shit, and nothing she said was funny.
At all.
It. Was. All. Retarded.
The last three panels were easily the best. Even then, I barely smirked.
I expected so much more from you, Seanbaby.
April 27th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
If you don’t like the end, digest glass. Just because you didn’t get the cookie-cutter ending you expected doesn’t make you something other than a total fag.
I said this one other time but when there are two comments that say the exact same thing about the last three panels, my trap card automatically activates and calls you fags again.
April 27th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
You were doing so well up until the last three panels! It was good, funny, well written, and then the last three panels ruin it… guess you can’t expect better from seanbaby.
April 27th, 2009 at 5:15 am
really great up to the last 3, i could not get it. i’m stupid
April 27th, 2009 at 2:37 am
Timely, and necessary.
April 26th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
“Your enormous genitals shall be the first to suffer when Upuaut takes the form of one thousand wolves!”
Classic
April 26th, 2009 at 11:18 am
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April 26th, 2009 at 7:03 am
To echo the thoughts of others: you had me right up to the last three panels, when it got stupid. Just end it the panel before the wolf-demon foolishness, and it would have been classic.
Re: vague language = lawsuit defence (”we never came out and said it would make your *penis* larger, did we?”
April 26th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Who else remembers seanbaby’s visit to the crusty hotel arcade?
Cannot unsee.
April 25th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Man, Seanbaby, I’m so glad you are still around. I would get EGM every month and miss you and the crew so much. It’s good to be able to read your stuff still. Not to mention, I miss the videogame commentary, but damn if your expansion into other comedy won’t bring results.
April 25th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
That wasn’t very funny. The woman just rambled on and on meaninglessly.
April 25th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I’ve always wondered why exactly there was a random stupid-seeming woman on a penis enlargement ad. This is less sexist and makes a hell of a lot more sense.
April 25th, 2009 at 6:41 am
Yeah, when I can’t think of how to end a story, I usually just have a character accidentally summon a demon and murder everyone, too.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Well that was pretty funny.
April 24th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I enjoy fellating cock diseased pigs
April 24th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
love it
April 24th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
lmfao
April 24th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Comedy gold.
April 24th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
LOL @ God
April 24th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
The middle was chuckleworthy. Then the ending cracked me up! Good job Seanbaby!
April 24th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Pure win. All you whiny haters can eat it.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
it just…ah it just didn’t spark my funny bone…
April 24th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
youre lucky, ive been unfortunate enough to see a “meet hot guys in your area” ad. scarring.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:19 am
hehe, funny. English fan here. We don’t get dong enlargement adverts - none that I’ve seen, but we get a shitload of “Want to meet hot single girls in your area!?” except that judging by their examples, no, no I don’t.
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April 24th, 2009 at 7:56 am
“spam on tv?” You mean commercials? The things that have been on tv since before computers were even invented? Yes, we have commercials on television in America.
Where the fuck do you live that you’ve never heard of commercials?
April 24th, 2009 at 6:53 am
america has spam on tv?
is that the result of to many tv channels? and when does this monstrocity start?
does it take 50 or 100 or 150 tv-channels before spam starts migrating from computers to tv.
April 24th, 2009 at 6:03 am
After spending the entire day playing “Demon Legacy”, I’m in hysterics at the ending. I think I’m also mildly delirious.
April 24th, 2009 at 5:58 am
Man, crow zampano’s head wound sure was nice.
April 24th, 2009 at 5:38 am
The last 3 kind of lost it.. but the rest was pretty good.
April 24th, 2009 at 4:44 am
Wow, that was quite an unexpected ending. Nicely done!
April 24th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Whats wrong with the penis i gave you??
April 24th, 2009 at 2:17 am
If you don’t like the end, digest glass. Just because you didn’t get the cookie-cutter ending you expected doesn’t make you something other than a total fag.
Fuck yeah, Seanbaby’s back.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Seanbaby just doesn’t make me laugh.
April 24th, 2009 at 1:04 am
I found it funny do to the fact that i just saw that commercial 2 days ago, otherwise it wouldn’t be interesting. nice comic…the end got too weird though
April 24th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Hehe…kitty noise
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:44 pm
It seems that Seanbaby is back for real. Incredible…
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:57 pm
When did a crow with a stupid name buy the internet?
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:54 pm
The most awesome part, which everyone seems to have missed, is the “issue #001″ part under the title, which means Giant Dong Comics has only just begun.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Don’t listen to crow zampano, this was great. Nice work, Seanbaby!
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 pm
i really have nothing better to do than troll on a comedy website. god, somebody please shoot me in the face and fuck the hole in my head.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Fucking brilliant!
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
good fucking god, this is terrible. seriously, every single one of your articles suck. stop fucking up my internet.
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:57 pm
wtf?
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Brilliant!
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
“That certain part of a male’s body” is not them being coy. They’re leaving themselves an out if some shameless bastard attempts to sue them for making false claims.
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:14 pm
The pills are much better than the cream.
I mean how awkward is it explaining away my one giant hand?
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Hmm… I really don´t know. I understand the humor on this, it´s very funny, but… I don´t know, something is missing? Maybe I´m used to read some more intense and polemic kind of humor… Like when I read something by DOB or Brockway or Swaim, and they actually look like sociopaths talking about their dellusions. Seanbaby just seans like a normal guy doing comedy. It´s good, but it´s just not my kind of drug.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:24 pm
i loved this commentary…i’ve seen this inforshortymercial too many times and wondered what the fuck was up with the quiet bish with the hot mouth…that wasn’t sayin shit.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:12 pm
This wasn’t all that funny, but I like Seanbaby for this reason: he’s very different from the other Cracked writers, you can tell which articles he wrote right away, and sometimes that’s a great thing…other times, not so much.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
That was fabulouso! I loved it. jmitchell@cybersurfers.net
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Not to bad…
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
does anyone actually know if extenze works?
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:03 pm
“That was so not funny I shit myself not laughing.”
I would read this guy’s column before I’d read Seanbaby again. Funniest thing on the entire page.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Sorry seanbaby, you don’t belong here.
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
funny until the end. thats it
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
If Penis Enlargement Ads Told the Truth…
What would a penis enlargement advert be like if they were more truthful?…
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
No sooner do I say to someone, “Hey, I wonder what happened to seanbaby?” then the very next day I see this! Yeah seanbaby! Glad you are employed somewhere I can ready your funny self.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
you guys, the ending was far from a cop out, it was the crowning glory of the piece. lrn2 absurdism.
p.s. he comes.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
\/ Just gotta overlook small things like that and enjoy this. Great stuff, seanbaby.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Thanks for the editor’s note, editor. It really made me enjoy this a lot, as opposed to not at all, which would have been the case without said note.
That demon bit at the end ruined it, and you misspelt hysterectomy, and you drew it in so the glorious editor couldn’t change it, but otherwise this kicked all flavours of ass.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
yay!! its a thousand times better than the real add.i think the woman said it like histerectomy cause shes dumb broad hehe.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:15 pm
holy crap! ive wanted this to happen for so long, the whole “certain part of the male body” bit always makes me think it enlarges the prostate.
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:10 pm
OMG that was hilarious. I haven’t even seen the commercial and I was laughing so hard!
April 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Hersterectomy.
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Good God, that was funny!!!
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Hysterectomy.
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I thought the ending was insane and pretty awesome.
By the way, your other article that someone linked here had me in absolute stitches.
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I’m with you Elguacho. I’m a huge fan of Seanbaby and I love the premise but what a cop-out ending.
I’m sure his next entry will be better.
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Now I’m no comedian but if you spend that time building up to something shouldn’t there be a punch-line of some sort? Upuaut? Seriously? Come on.
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Jesus, finally! I’ve been waiting for somebody here to take on those ads.
What bugs me most are the ads with other woman and the younger guy. Not because of the corny euphemisms, but because of the weird way they speak (esp. P’s & S’s). I’m convinced the actors are Swedish and, not knowing a lick of English, they learned to say their lines phonetically.
For anyone not familiar with these, seanbaby copied the guy’s dialog word for word.
April 23rd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Wall of text.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
As someone who’s seen this ad probably 13 MILLION DAMN TIMES, let me just say I wept tears of joy reading this. That’s my exact reaction every time I see the commercial. Except for the Upuaut thing. I only did that once.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
bad ending, babysean
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:48 pm
“Anybody can photoshop a demonic wolf into a penis enlargement ad and call it comedy.”
I know I say this a lot, but that should totally be a t-shirt.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Perfect, absolutely perfect. I hate those damn commercials. What a bunch of bullshit.
I hate that one commercial with that hot chick I would sleep with who says the dumbest thing ever “This is real science!” Uh huh, just shut up and take your clothes off.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
That last part really killed it although it was your only option. You really shouldn’t write yourself into a tirade clarity situation. There fun to think about and people often understand what you getting across and agree but it doesn’t make good writing. And it doesn’t make good reading either.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Said it last article: Seanbaby on Cracked. I can die happy.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 am
i loled
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
That last panel was the funniest fucking thing I ever read
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 am
Actually, my favorite part of that stupid commercial is when the dude does that old-man-whiskey-face laugh. Look for it. You can’t miss it. Nothing says old codger like that slack-jawed laugh.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:31 am
…the fuck?
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 am
you spelled “hysterectomy” wrong
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:29 am
that took a weird turn to say the least
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
Just weird mainly, I laughed sort of under my breath once or twice I get, but anybody can photoshop a demonic wolf into a penis enlargement add and call it comedy. He’s going to have to top this like nobody’s business if I’m ever to respect a man who calls himself “seanbaby”.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:16 am
That was so not funny I shit myself not laughing. 2 minutes back, please.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 am
Ripoff of Holy Taco… and a bad one at that. THIS is supposed to be comedy? Now I’m SURE Cracked pays people to DIGG up their stories…
Not at all good. Cracdked is usually so much better than this.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:01 am
I wasn’t too crazy about seanbaby’s first column, but the last two have been outrageous. Swaim had better watch out.
And I fucking love Swaim.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:57 am
Upuaut waits behind the walls….. with insanity wolf?
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
This shit is outrageous. I f-ing love it.
Penis, say it.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 am
OK, better. Seanbaby still hasn’t hit his stride on this site. Check out http://www.seanbaby.com/personal/fireworks.htm for some seriously funny shit. Brought tears to my eyes man!
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:20 am
Haha this was great! Really relates to those of us who stay up ’til 4AM waiting for the newest Girls Gone Wild Ad.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:17 am
You had me at pgiant.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 am
I hate Seanbaby. Ian Fortey should have his column. Agree?
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:36 am
Seanbaby wins at the internet. Period.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:34 am
that was ok, i guess…
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:31 am
Haha.
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:26 am
Words words words…
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 am
We love you Seanbaby! No matter what size you certain part of the male body is!
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:18 am
not bad, mainly because I’ve never seen that infomercial and the guy’s dialogue is hilarious, Ill check out your next one too Seanbaby don’t screw it up!
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 am
It was good in the beginning - I smiled and such - but the second you summoned Lord Upaut, this thing got fantastic.
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 am
funny , i will uploaded this to tall dating site ___Tallconnect.com___ to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:35 am
You misspelled “hysterectomy”. Seriously, though, I abhor that asinine commercial with its bloody insipid euphemisms.
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:33 am
Hilarious!
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:24 am
…..
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:21 am
All hail Upuaut, Underlord of Lycopolis!
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 am
This was great! More of this!
Reminds me of the ISS movie panels
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:39 am
Yeah, it was pretty good. I really hate those goddamn commercials, so that make it 10 times better.
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:36 am
I didn’t find this funny at all! Where was the punchline?
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:24 am
Alright, this was ok, and it was definitely better than WN, but don’t hate on DO. That comic is solid.
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:15 am
Fail + ghey = this
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:10 am
Funny.
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:05 am
I thought it was funny, sure, but THIS is the crap you people prefer over White Ninja? I understand WN isn’t for everyone, and maybe Cracked isn’t a good audience. Maybe I’ll support a seanbaby comic when he can do a relevant punchline.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 am
Nice one, had a good laugh. I’m glad you toned down the colors on your website because last time I thought i was going to have a seizure.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 am
@ takesages
The hype is due to his popular website seanbaby.com. I started reading that years ago. It’s not everyone’s forte in comedy but at the time it first came out the section on the SuperFriends had me rotflmao.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:38 am
so… I have to laugh at any of seanbaby’s articles here.
Why oh why was the news of his appointment at Cracked such a big deal?
Normally I wouldn’t bother leaving a comment if I didn’t like the article, but I don’t get all the hype that surrounds this guy.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:20 am
Hysterically funny. Good job.
April 23rd, 2009 at 6:00 am
funny. nice one seanbaby. Wolf demons ftw
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:58 am
I’m with ya, Woozy! Seanbaby should now create all comics with the exception of those found on xkcd which should be left alone.
Also, that was awesome!
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:51 am
Hell yeah! Third times the charm seanbaby! Fucking brilliant, I laughed my ass off.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:46 am
i agree with melz less white ninja crap more seanbaby
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:40 am
Fucking get rid of White Ninja and let Seanbaby do more comics.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:32 am
All in favor for Woozy?
Aye!
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:30 am
I have promised Swaim that I will have his babies, but I’d fuck you too, Seanbaby.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:16 am
These are the kinds of comics we need. Can we get rid of WN and DO and just let Seanbaby do them?
Please?
Anybody?
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 am
I lol’d at fucking a woman in half and there was something magical about the wolf demon.
April 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 am
buwahaha!
Asome. Great work.
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:47 am
Well I never expected a demon wolf god to emerge, but up until that point I was laughing straight through. Thanks!
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 am
first I was like lol, then i was like >.> then i was like O_O
translation: awesome comic
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:38 am
Beginning to live up to that reputation (brockway seemed to think you were ok) Seanbaby.
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:30 am
Um…what the hell did I just read?
April 23rd, 2009 at 4:16 am
Wow. What an insightful truth into the world of dick pills. Well, as soon as they arrive, they’re going RIGHT INTO THE TRASH, let me tell you what!