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Awesome!
ReplyKitty cat sounds! Haw!
'Hysterectomy' even...
ReplyAll glory to LORD UPUAUT!
ReplyI find it funny that there isn't a single bot. It's quiet...too quiet...
ReplyALL PRAISE THE MIGHTLY LORD UPUAUT!
ReplyInsanity Wolf f**k yeah!
ReplyWomen always tell me they like it small and quick.
Reply...........
.............right?
Just keep on telling yourself that.
Seanbaby.
ReplyI love you.
That is all.
Haha insanity wolf ftw
ReplyI thought this ExtenZe was fictional... It actually exists OMG I'm gonna faint
ReplyYou know, all this insanity over penis size is totally idiotic. I have a big dick (I'm not bragging, seriously), but I've pleased women a lot more with my tongue than I ever did with my penis (now I'm bragging a little). Most women find large penis uncomfortable or down right intimidating. She's taking that thing into her body, try to consider it from her point of view.
ReplyBigger dick does NOT mean better sex!
You do realize that is a near verbatim theft of a quote by Ron Jeremy, who *actually* has a big dick, and not just a tiny ego that needs to be massaged (see what I did there? eh? eh? forget it) in the "public privacy" of internet comment threads?
Yeah, you do. 'cause you did it on purpose, you douche.
Penis is the symbol of our manliness and the source of satisfying our partner.So we must have a big dick to satisfy her.
ReplyI love you Seanbaby
ReplyHysterically funny. Great job!
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ReplyThis is an free market - you don't have to buy anything you don't want to, but in reality men don't do their due diligence.. shouldn't you AT LEAST do some research before you put something in your body.
ReplyHoly shit that was hilarious. Well done.
ReplyIm not a doctor but I play one on TV. I approve this message.
ReplyFYI: Anyone notice that the tip back of the woman's head in the commercial rises like a cone towards the back of her head. She has a mis-shapen head.
dude... its her hair.
what is this...hair?
Please show me more so that i can show Her more.
ReplyI hate this fucking commercial!! She cannot even pronounce "postage stamp" correctly!!
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