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If Penis Enlargement Ads Told the Truth

  • By: Seanbaby
  • April 23rd, 2009
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EDITOR’S NOTE: If you haven’t been staying up entirely too late watching horrible TV, you should know that the male actor’s dialogue has been left exactly as delivered in the now classic ExtenZe ad.

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188 Responses to “If Penis Enlargement Ads Told the Truth”

  1. TalkingPoint Says:

    Holy shit that was hilarious. Well done.

  2. Dave D. Says:

    Im not a doctor but I play one on TV. I approve this message.

    FYI: Anyone notice that the tip back of the woman’s head in the commercial rises like a cone towards the back of her head. She has a mis-shapen head.

  3. Joseph Karbus Says:

    Please show me more so that i can show Her more.

  4. kaptainkarl Says:

    I hate this fucking commercial!! She cannot even pronounce “postage stamp” correctly!!

  5. Benny Says:

    Benny…

  6. Bill Says:

    Bill…

  7. Kenneth Tackett Says:

    Hey If these really work and they sold them to all the people with cable, that’s probably everyone I know. So now everyone is slightly bigger than they were but with the same contrast. DAMMIT now I got to order them just to catch up. Thanks a lot.

  8. Gary Says:

    Gary…

  9. Fabian Says:

    Fabian…

    Don’t quite get what this is all about. English not my first language…anyway have a nice Friday :)…

  10. Andrew Says:

    i knew i couldn’t be the only one to make fun of these ads relentlessly.

    seanbaby just does it better.

  11. italiangeek15 Says:

    seanbaby is amazing. he’s the only person who can make me laugh until i can’t breathe.

  12. John Says:

    This is the best thing you’ve done since The Rest of the Crap (R.I.P. EGM). Keep up the good work.

  13. Dan Says:

    @Rocky:

    Right behind the asshole, as far as I know. At least that’s where the doctor keeps poking me.

  14. Rockly Says:

    Hey babygaige…where exactly is a mans prostrate located?

    :D

  15. zernubon Says:

    The vacuum pump is really work for me

  16. Lily Says:

    I always read your amazing website every week, its great fun and got lots of interesting information to take in and lots of interesting articles.

  17. PE FAQs Says:

    Funny but truth, I believe pills can’t do anything until you’re using any devices or doing exercise.

    Exercise helps, if you can do with care and regular.

  18. aguy Says:

    hah hah dip shit you are so edgy and funny hah hah

  19. Mr. Emo Says:

    …right

  20. Dip Shit Says:

    Yeah, and I also take virginities like it’s going out of style.

  21. Mr. Emo Says:

    You….almost raped a 12 year old?

  22. Dip Shit Says:

    This made me lol like the time I raped a 12 year old. Almost.

  23. Lee R. Says:

    Fighting on the internet is like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still RETARDED.

  24. Lee R. Says:

    Kitty sounds!

  25. Penis Pill Dude Says:

    Haha. Very good take on the Extenze Male Enhancement Pills product and commercial. To any customers thinking about buying Extenze, I would recommend looking and reading our full review at:

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  26. babygaige Says:

    I yell at my tv late at night everytime this ad comes on. Here’s an excerpt of what I say; ” Say Penis! You’re a pretend Doctor for fictional deity’s sake say the fucking word Penis!” at which point my husband wakes up and tells me to change the channel. Fuck you Extenze Doctor! Fuck you in the ass with an enlarged certain part of the male body! Btw the only certain part of the male anatomy that is enlarging on that old guy, is his prostrate.

  27. fizz-bitch Says:

    wow, wow, wow, somefucker! chill out dude, you’re going to get an anurism (no clue how to spell that)! take five. and your rant was gross. but that swinefluisatwat guy was out of line with the wal-mart comment and swine-flu did seem arrogantbut… umm… i can’t remember… shit!

  28. somefucker Says:

    HEY SWINEFLUISATWAT! i WORK AT WAL-MART. THERE’S NO NEED TO PRESENT WALMART EMPLOYEES AS LOSERS. THEY ARE HARD WORKING, SEXY INDIVIDUALS. iF YOU KEEP TALKING SHIT i’LL SODOMIZE YOU WITH MY GIANT EXTENZE DICK UNTIL YOUR RECTUM PROLAPSES, AND YOU’LL HAVE TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND ALL THE DOCTORS WILL ALL THINK THAT YOU’RE A HOMOSEXUAL AND YOU’LL BRING SHAME UPON YOUR FAMILY. ALSO I WILL NOT WEAR A CONDOM. ALSO I HAVE AIDS.

  29. Kevin Says:

    This article was dongtacular.

    …Well, it fits the context.

  30. Den Says:

    That’s really funny. We know that penis enlargement pills alone can’t make your penis bigger - you need to perform some enlargement exercises as well.

  31. sideshow jim Says:

    Oh man, there’s adverts for dick pills on here… How perfect is that??

    As a side note, I have a mate of a mate who nearly brought some dick pills, saying “Hey, they’ve got a money-back garuntee!!” It was only after we told him he’d have to go to court and say “Look, I still have a tiny penis! It’s pathetic, the pills did nothing!!” that he realised how the scam works.

    but hey, it costs nothing to send an email, so it costs nothing to send 30,000 emails, eh?

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  34. Cultist Says:

    ALL HAIL LORD UPUAUT

  35. best penis enlargement device sizegenetics Says:

    I just laughed until I can’t laugh anymore reading this article. Nice one +1

  36. jon k Says:

    Dear Seanbaby,

    while I would normally take precious time out of my harrowing “read funny things on the internet before I fall asleep” schedule to harshly critique your writing and your style of comedy, it just so happens that I myself have just swallowed an entire box of Extenze and do not need the ego boost that it would give me to insult you. That being the case, nice article.

  37. Brak61 Says:

    If this shit really worked would they even have to sell it? Of course not! There would be a worldwide shortage, women of the world would demand it be put into the public water supply! The same people who fell for this were the same ones who used to call Miss Cleo at the psychic friends network.

  38. Dr. Stein Says:

    I’m Dr. Stein of the Stein Medical Institute. I’ve personally researched the comedy in this blog entry and found it to be truly effective.

  39. Mr. Manpower, Ultimate Sex King Says:

    THAT IS HILARIOUS….I hate those damn commercials myself….I wrote a similar blog entry:

    I hate those Extenze commercials…

  40. Tag Says:

    Absolutely amazing, my boyfriend and I rip on this commercial every time we see, it’s great to see it done on Cracked. Well done!

  41. jonny j Says:

    that was hilarious, sean baby is one of the funnies writers i have ver read of in my life. you sir are the reason i even read egm anymore

  42. Ninja-in-the-night Says:

    wow that was funny lol..
    and for all of you who didn’t like it? if you didn’t like it why did you just waste time writing how much you DIDN’T like it? if you don’t like it then just read something else and don’t criticise something that’s not EXACTLY to your own personal tastes.. they write things not to entertain each and every person out there.. just as many as possible.. if you don’t like it then stop complaining.. its ur fault you read it :P

  43. korilian Says:

    Heh, I loved her commentary.

  44. gilgawulf Says:

    The last three panels are my new Jesus.

  45. Tandem Says:

    just reading the male actors’ word-for-word transcription made me instinctively try to change the channel.
    then i realized tom and jerry were on.
    so i did it anyway.

  46. All Hail Julius Says:

    This commercial literally comes on ESPN about fifteen times per hour late at night. It’s really effective, too, because the main reason I’m up at night unable to sleep is because I’m constantly wishing my penis were bigger.

  47. digno-rawr Says:

    That was awesome. It’s unfortunate so many people can’t appreciate the randomness in the end XD

  48. justinian Says:

    I don’t watch alot of tv- I went home from college last week and turned on the tv at like 10 oclock to watch a documentary on Pot, and literally once every 15 minutes for an hour and a half they replayed the same damn extenze commercial-

    I needed this
    (the article, not the pills)

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  50. Shadowcran Says:

    Geez, the irony. I saw this commercial for the….hell, probably over a hundred times today and was hoping for something to make fun of it. What is it when ads of this ilk have been the only ones that have really ticked me off the past few years with their constant repetition(they must show this 10 times an hour on some channels). The only other ones that tick me off a bit are the ones that suddenly become louder than fuck to make their point.

    I hated the Extenze ad before this one, with the tinny background music and multiple couples talking of it’s greatness. I swear one of the women looked like the girl that used to play Blossom.

  51. Art-P.O.G. Says:

    Love the absurdity…and it’s good to see some new posts!

  52. Meh na meh na Says:

    I’m with Swine Flu on this one. This one sucked (no pun intended).

  53. crow zampano Says:

    Someone please put me out of my misery because I clearly should not be allowed to live.

  54. SwineFluIsATwat! Says:

    Swine Flu — why don’t you write something better… Mr. Fucking Expert?! Must be pretty easy to sit back in the comfort of your Mom’s welfare trailer and comment, yes? Couch Critics… people that judge because (to them) it’s easier than producing. Well back to bed for you… your night shift at WalMart is right around the corner and those shelves aren’t gonna stock themselves.

  55. Thor. Says:

    Well I like Seanbaby

  56. Swine Flu Says:

    That was solidly mediocre. I mean, come on, the woman was talking more than the guy for most of that shit, and nothing she said was funny.

    At all.

    It. Was. All. Retarded.

    The last three panels were easily the best. Even then, I barely smirked.

    I expected so much more from you, Seanbaby.

  57. Yo dawg Says:

    If you don’t like the end, digest glass. Just because you didn’t get the cookie-cutter ending you expected doesn’t make you something other than a total fag.

    I said this one other time but when there are two comments that say the exact same thing about the last three panels, my trap card automatically activates and calls you fags again.

  58. u_tard Says:

    You were doing so well up until the last three panels! It was good, funny, well written, and then the last three panels ruin it… guess you can’t expect better from seanbaby.

  59. Foamy Says:

    really great up to the last 3, i could not get it. i’m stupid

  60. posthumanity Says:

    Timely, and necessary.

  61. Beefs Says:

    “Your enormous genitals shall be the first to suffer when Upuaut takes the form of one thousand wolves!”

    Classic

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  63. southpaw0609 Says:

    To echo the thoughts of others: you had me right up to the last three panels, when it got stupid. Just end it the panel before the wolf-demon foolishness, and it would have been classic.

    Re: vague language = lawsuit defence (”we never came out and said it would make your *penis* larger, did we?”

  64. Rapefruit Says:

    Who else remembers seanbaby’s visit to the crusty hotel arcade?

    Cannot unsee.

  65. DogofWar Says:

    Man, Seanbaby, I’m so glad you are still around. I would get EGM every month and miss you and the crew so much. It’s good to be able to read your stuff still. Not to mention, I miss the videogame commentary, but damn if your expansion into other comedy won’t bring results.

  66. genericname Says:

    That wasn’t very funny. The woman just rambled on and on meaninglessly.

  67. Jen Says:

    I’ve always wondered why exactly there was a random stupid-seeming woman on a penis enlargement ad. This is less sexist and makes a hell of a lot more sense.

  68. Mad Whiskey Grin Says:

    Yeah, when I can’t think of how to end a story, I usually just have a character accidentally summon a demon and murder everyone, too.

  69. Tallefred Says:

    Well that was pretty funny.

  70. doctorchaos Says:

    I enjoy fellating cock diseased pigs

  71. Matrix Says:

    love it

  72. Jerry Says:

    lmfao

  73. Gabriel Says:

    Comedy gold.

  74. All Hail Julius Says:

    LOL @ God

  75. Golem Says:

    The middle was chuckleworthy. Then the ending cracked me up! Good job Seanbaby!

  76. The Adamantium Elbow Says:

    Pure win. All you whiny haters can eat it.

  77. nanakashima Says:

    it just…ah it just didn’t spark my funny bone…

  78. PitScorpion Says:

    youre lucky, ive been unfortunate enough to see a “meet hot guys in your area” ad. scarring.

  79. Archie P Says:

    hehe, funny. English fan here. We don’t get dong enlargement adverts - none that I’ve seen, but we get a shitload of “Want to meet hot single girls in your area!?” except that judging by their examples, no, no I don’t.

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  82. Oregano Angercock Says:

    “spam on tv?” You mean commercials? The things that have been on tv since before computers were even invented? Yes, we have commercials on television in America.

    Where the fuck do you live that you’ve never heard of commercials?

  83. selena Says:

    america has spam on tv?
    is that the result of to many tv channels? and when does this monstrocity start?
    does it take 50 or 100 or 150 tv-channels before spam starts migrating from computers to tv.

  84. Natnie Says:

    After spending the entire day playing “Demon Legacy”, I’m in hysterics at the ending. I think I’m also mildly delirious.

  85. Grogan Says:

    Man, crow zampano’s head wound sure was nice.

  86. Cole Says:

    The last 3 kind of lost it.. but the rest was pretty good.

  87. Ampersand Says:

    Wow, that was quite an unexpected ending. Nicely done!

  88. God Says:

    Whats wrong with the penis i gave you??

  89. Yo dawg Says:

    If you don’t like the end, digest glass. Just because you didn’t get the cookie-cutter ending you expected doesn’t make you something other than a total fag.

    Fuck yeah, Seanbaby’s back.

  90. Simon Says:

    Seanbaby just doesn’t make me laugh.

  91. beandip Says:

    I found it funny do to the fact that i just saw that commercial 2 days ago, otherwise it wouldn’t be interesting. nice comic…the end got too weird though

  92. OhCock.. Says:

    Hehe…kitty noise

  93. lol_alf Says:

    It seems that Seanbaby is back for real. Incredible…

  94. Aderas Says:

    When did a crow with a stupid name buy the internet?

  95. Oregano Angercock Says:

    The most awesome part, which everyone seems to have missed, is the “issue #001″ part under the title, which means Giant Dong Comics has only just begun.

  96. Mike Says:

    Don’t listen to crow zampano, this was great. Nice work, Seanbaby!

  97. crow zampano Says:

    i really have nothing better to do than troll on a comedy website. god, somebody please shoot me in the face and fuck the hole in my head.

  98. jim Says:

    Fucking brilliant!

  99. crow zampano Says:

    good fucking god, this is terrible. seriously, every single one of your articles suck. stop fucking up my internet.

  100. Caleb Roy Says:

    wtf?

  101. Buddy Jolly Says:

    Brilliant!

  102. joblo Says:

    “That certain part of a male’s body” is not them being coy. They’re leaving themselves an out if some shameless bastard attempts to sue them for making false claims.

  103. EchoCharlie Says:

    The pills are much better than the cream.
    I mean how awkward is it explaining away my one giant hand?

  104. L.C.L. Says:

    Hmm… I really don´t know. I understand the humor on this, it´s very funny, but… I don´t know, something is missing? Maybe I´m used to read some more intense and polemic kind of humor… Like when I read something by DOB or Brockway or Swaim, and they actually look like sociopaths talking about their dellusions. Seanbaby just seans like a normal guy doing comedy. It´s good, but it´s just not my kind of drug.

  105. Shi Says:

    i loved this commentary…i’ve seen this inforshortymercial too many times and wondered what the fuck was up with the quiet bish with the hot mouth…that wasn’t sayin shit.

  106. SemanticIvy Says:

    This wasn’t all that funny, but I like Seanbaby for this reason: he’s very different from the other Cracked writers, you can tell which articles he wrote right away, and sometimes that’s a great thing…other times, not so much.

  107. judy Says:

    That was fabulouso! I loved it. jmitchell@cybersurfers.net

  108. Batman? Says:

    Not to bad…

  109. david Says:

    does anyone actually know if extenze works?

  110. Anonymous Says:

    “That was so not funny I shit myself not laughing.”

    I would read this guy’s column before I’d read Seanbaby again. Funniest thing on the entire page.

  111. LeBloop Says:

    Sorry seanbaby, you don’t belong here.

  112. jayleno Says:

    funny until the end. thats it

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  114. Squidia Says:

    No sooner do I say to someone, “Hey, I wonder what happened to seanbaby?” then the very next day I see this! Yeah seanbaby! Glad you are employed somewhere I can ready your funny self.

  115. zalgo Says:

    you guys, the ending was far from a cop out, it was the crowning glory of the piece. lrn2 absurdism.

    p.s. he comes.

  116. mkg0004 Says:

    \/ Just gotta overlook small things like that and enjoy this. Great stuff, seanbaby.

  117. Pedgerow Says:

    Thanks for the editor’s note, editor. It really made me enjoy this a lot, as opposed to not at all, which would have been the case without said note.

    That demon bit at the end ruined it, and you misspelt hysterectomy, and you drew it in so the glorious editor couldn’t change it, but otherwise this kicked all flavours of ass.

  118. Leperkhan Says:

    yay!! its a thousand times better than the real add.i think the woman said it like histerectomy cause shes dumb broad hehe.

  119. PitScorpion Says:

    holy crap! ive wanted this to happen for so long, the whole “certain part of the male body” bit always makes me think it enlarges the prostate.

  120. Mabel Says:

    OMG that was hilarious. I haven’t even seen the commercial and I was laughing so hard!

  121. Dyev Says:

    Hersterectomy.

  122. OliveStreet Says:

    Good God, that was funny!!!

  123. cello Says:

    Hysterectomy.

  124. Dark Says:

    I thought the ending was insane and pretty awesome.

    By the way, your other article that someone linked here had me in absolute stitches.

  125. The Boy Who Couldn't Fly Says:

    I’m with you Elguacho. I’m a huge fan of Seanbaby and I love the premise but what a cop-out ending.

    I’m sure his next entry will be better.

  126. Elgaucho Says:

    Now I’m no comedian but if you spend that time building up to something shouldn’t there be a punch-line of some sort? Upuaut? Seriously? Come on.

  127. lbh Says:

    Jesus, finally! I’ve been waiting for somebody here to take on those ads.

    What bugs me most are the ads with other woman and the younger guy. Not because of the corny euphemisms, but because of the weird way they speak (esp. P’s & S’s). I’m convinced the actors are Swedish and, not knowing a lick of English, they learned to say their lines phonetically.

    For anyone not familiar with these, seanbaby copied the guy’s dialog word for word.

  128. Wow Says:

    Wall of text.

  129. mtotherow3 Says:

    As someone who’s seen this ad probably 13 MILLION DAMN TIMES, let me just say I wept tears of joy reading this. That’s my exact reaction every time I see the commercial. Except for the Upuaut thing. I only did that once.

  130. das_w00tman Says:

    bad ending, babysean

  131. 716 Says:

    “Anybody can photoshop a demonic wolf into a penis enlargement ad and call it comedy.”

    I know I say this a lot, but that should totally be a t-shirt.

  132. Zombie Hobbit Says:

    Perfect, absolutely perfect. I hate those damn commercials. What a bunch of bullshit.

    I hate that one commercial with that hot chick I would sleep with who says the dumbest thing ever “This is real science!” Uh huh, just shut up and take your clothes off.

  133. Swifteye Says:

    That last part really killed it although it was your only option. You really shouldn’t write yourself into a tirade clarity situation. There fun to think about and people often understand what you getting across and agree but it doesn’t make good writing. And it doesn’t make good reading either.

  134. MI6 Says:

    Said it last article: Seanbaby on Cracked. I can die happy.

  135. Ace Says:

    i loled

  136. Arucard Says:

    That last panel was the funniest fucking thing I ever read

  137. anaughtybear Says:

    Actually, my favorite part of that stupid commercial is when the dude does that old-man-whiskey-face laugh. Look for it. You can’t miss it. Nothing says old codger like that slack-jawed laugh.

  138. AmbroseKalifornia Says:

    …the fuck?

  139. Josie Says:

    you spelled “hysterectomy” wrong

  140. Television Spy Says:

    that took a weird turn to say the least

  141. Irishladdie727 Says:

    Just weird mainly, I laughed sort of under my breath once or twice I get, but anybody can photoshop a demonic wolf into a penis enlargement add and call it comedy. He’s going to have to top this like nobody’s business if I’m ever to respect a man who calls himself “seanbaby”.

  142. Maxwerm Says:

    That was so not funny I shit myself not laughing. 2 minutes back, please.

  143. RTM Says:

    Ripoff of Holy Taco… and a bad one at that. THIS is supposed to be comedy? Now I’m SURE Cracked pays people to DIGG up their stories…

    Not at all good. Cracdked is usually so much better than this.

  144. dyinginback Says:

    I wasn’t too crazy about seanbaby’s first column, but the last two have been outrageous. Swaim had better watch out.

    And I fucking love Swaim.

  145. David Davidson Says:

    Upuaut waits behind the walls….. with insanity wolf?

  146. brandon Says:

    This shit is outrageous. I f-ing love it.

    Penis, say it.

  147. Aleks9 Says:

    OK, better. Seanbaby still hasn’t hit his stride on this site. Check out http://www.seanbaby.com/personal/fireworks.htm for some seriously funny shit. Brought tears to my eyes man!

  148. theHeadCase Says:

    Haha this was great! Really relates to those of us who stay up ’til 4AM waiting for the newest Girls Gone Wild Ad.

  149. Daniel MOLOLOLOLOLOLLOY Says:

    You had me at pgiant.

  150. Jimmy Donahue Says:

    I hate Seanbaby. Ian Fortey should have his column. Agree?

  151. Kostya Says:

    Seanbaby wins at the internet. Period.

  152. whitenerd Says:

    that was ok, i guess…

  153. noradosmith Says:

    Haha.

  154. ... Says:

    Words words words…

  155. strandiam Says:

    We love you Seanbaby! No matter what size you certain part of the male body is!

  156. jakeFM Says:

    not bad, mainly because I’ve never seen that infomercial and the guy’s dialogue is hilarious, Ill check out your next one too Seanbaby don’t screw it up!

  157. Tartra Says:

    It was good in the beginning - I smiled and such - but the second you summoned Lord Upaut, this thing got fantastic.

  158. Clark Says:

    funny , i will uploaded this to tall dating site ___Tallconnect.com___ to share with my best friends,especially the hot models.

  159. Piper Says:

    You misspelled “hysterectomy”. Seriously, though, I abhor that asinine commercial with its bloody insipid euphemisms.

  160. Kevron Says:

    Hilarious!

  161. Colby Says:

    …..

  162. Rogue1stclass Says:

    All hail Upuaut, Underlord of Lycopolis!

  163. Taephit Says:

    This was great! More of this!
    Reminds me of the ISS movie panels

  164. Lemer456 Says:

    Yeah, it was pretty good. I really hate those goddamn commercials, so that make it 10 times better.

  165. Kasabito Says:

    I didn’t find this funny at all! Where was the punchline?

  166. Guest_Name Says:

    Alright, this was ok, and it was definitely better than WN, but don’t hate on DO. That comic is solid.

  167. TyLaw Says:

    Fail + ghey = this

  168. Anonymous Says:

    Funny.

  169. Villephox Says:

    I thought it was funny, sure, but THIS is the crap you people prefer over White Ninja? I understand WN isn’t for everyone, and maybe Cracked isn’t a good audience. Maybe I’ll support a seanbaby comic when he can do a relevant punchline.

  170. icy-eyes Says:

    Nice one, had a good laugh. I’m glad you toned down the colors on your website because last time I thought i was going to have a seizure.

  171. flatscan Says:

    @ takesages

    The hype is due to his popular website seanbaby.com. I started reading that years ago. It’s not everyone’s forte in comedy but at the time it first came out the section on the SuperFriends had me rotflmao.

  172. takesages Says:

    so… I have to laugh at any of seanbaby’s articles here.
    Why oh why was the news of his appointment at Cracked such a big deal?
    Normally I wouldn’t bother leaving a comment if I didn’t like the article, but I don’t get all the hype that surrounds this guy.

  173. gbuteler89 Says:

    Hysterically funny. Good job.

  174. burndog Says:

    funny. nice one seanbaby. Wolf demons ftw

  175. Darkmage Says:

    I’m with ya, Woozy! Seanbaby should now create all comics with the exception of those found on xkcd which should be left alone.
    Also, that was awesome!

  176. hazardlad Says:

    Hell yeah! Third times the charm seanbaby! Fucking brilliant, I laughed my ass off.

  177. hectorv1979 Says:

    i agree with melz less white ninja crap more seanbaby

  178. Melz Says:

    Fucking get rid of White Ninja and let Seanbaby do more comics.

  179. Esmoreit Says:

    All in favor for Woozy?

    Aye!

  180. Raccoon Says:

    I have promised Swaim that I will have his babies, but I’d fuck you too, Seanbaby.

  181. Woozy Says:

    These are the kinds of comics we need. Can we get rid of WN and DO and just let Seanbaby do them?
    Please?
    Anybody?

  182. Todzilla Says:

    I lol’d at fucking a woman in half and there was something magical about the wolf demon.

  183. dragontamer363 Says:

    buwahaha!

    Asome. Great work.

  184. feitclub Says:

    Well I never expected a demon wolf god to emerge, but up until that point I was laughing straight through. Thanks!

  185. Nobody Says:

    first I was like lol, then i was like >.> then i was like O_O
    translation: awesome comic

  186. Superdoctorchoas P.I. Says:

    Beginning to live up to that reputation (brockway seemed to think you were ok) Seanbaby.

  187. Alex Mathews Says:

    Um…what the hell did I just read?

  188. Matt Willard Says:

    Wow. What an insightful truth into the world of dick pills. Well, as soon as they arrive, they’re going RIGHT INTO THE TRASH, let me tell you what!

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