If McCain's Concession Speech Was As Bitter As His Campaign
Ever notice how the moment one candidate beats the other, they're suddenly best friends? What happened to two weeks ago, when you were calling each other delusional, psychotic geezers who palled around with terrorists? It's either rampant hypocrisy, or else all those attack ads were nothing but cheap political maneuvers (gasp!).
In order to protect the innocence of the American public, I've taken it upon myself to make McCain's concession speech as vitriolic and hate-filled as the months leading up to it were. Do us both a favor, and watch this video over and over until it has supplanted all memories of the actual speech.
When not writing for Cracked, Michael finally reveals his bias as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
Oh man, hilarious. I think this is a rather fair assessment of his supporter's thoughts, though...
Reply...man, America is so boned. The people responsible for electing our representatives seem to have the collective intelligence of a six year. Case in point: Booing at the mere mention of Senator (Now President) Barrack Obama.
Honestly, rather embarrassing. If he'd spoken your speech, the crowd probably would have been cheering.
Richard Nixon Approves!
ReplyObama is like the black Jesus...oh...wait...
ReplyMichael Swaim, you just made my night.
ReplyObama is my Savior!
ReplyThis is an example of the morons that support Obama:
Reply# MJ -89 Says:
As a side note McCain’s voice really irritates me. Obama’s voice is so much better. He actually sounds like a president should and after George W that is so very refreshing.
HAHAHA!!! I love that! What a tool! "Oh gee, Obama's voice is so much cooler than McCain's... that's why I wanted him to be President. I vote for a man because of his voice... I figure if he's got a nice voice, he'll do well up there in that Washington place.. you know... where the President lives... The White Horse."
"On a side note..." (grin) I'm collecting all these "Obama is my savior" notes on the Internet, and when things are worse in this country than when Carter was in office, I'll be putting them up on my blog. Similar to the way the Left has spewed hatred during Bush's Presidency... cause, you know... his voice is so grating. LOL!
and the people up there booing whenever Obama was mentioned is an example of the morons that supported McCain
Hilarious!
ReplyAs I watched Mccain's concession speach, that is exactly what I heard come out of his mouth. Or else, it was perfectly clear that he's an obsessive compulsive liar... hmmm.
ReplyBut it IS an honor to call Barack Obama an African American. At least that's what my German history teacher told me.
ReplyMy German history teacher is a Nazi.
too bad for the title, but the editing is amazing! :-O
Replywell edited sir. *thumbs up*
Replythat was so good!
Replyexcellent
ReplyExcellent editing
Replyit's not were since speech isn't plural
ReplyIf it WERE as bitter, not "was".
ReplyI say we find out who exactly made the errors in the title and beat them down. It's not the 'was' the gets me (as irritating as it is) but the capital letters on 'as' that really irks me.
Reply@ Glendoor.
I'd say that too but I never usually admit to it. I'm a terrible, terrible speller so I like to pretend that grammar is a millions times more important. It concerns me that Kingmonkey genuinely believes he's a monkey, though...
Pretty damn good Swaim,....... to bad about your hairline though.
ReplyYou'll get use to it.
kingmonkey , if I were that "kid "of a monkey I would say it's bad form to misspell words when correcting someone grammar.
Kingmonkey, I'm pretty sure I've only done this once before (also about a title...people got really pissed that Mark Hamill was included in a list of Star Wars actors whose careers fizzled), but I'm blaming Cracked. They picked the title. I had "were." I wouldn't throw my teammates under the bus like that, but grammar is my only point of pride. And I mean ONLY.
ReplyNote I didn't say spelling. I know I make at least one typo per post, and believe me, it's immensely irritating to me. Sometimes I just glare at my fingers.
I think I almost fell off my chair at the part about Obama's grandmother.
ReplyVery nice editing. For the most part it didn't sound chopped together at all.
As a side note McCain's voice really irritates me. Obama's voice is so much better. He actually sounds like a president should and after George W that is so very refreshing.
I have to agree with you there. Say what you like about Obama's policies, he definitely has the image and voice of a leader.