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If Link From Zelda Went On a Bender: A Journey in Screencaps

11PM: Rural Route 6.

12AM: The Royal Palace Gates.

6AM: The Sewers Beneath the Old Paper Mill.

9AM: The Church of Our Lady Of Infinite Sorrows


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