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	<title>Comments on: Ian&#8217;s Unnecessary News Roundup</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:17:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ranger</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-10918</link>
		<dc:creator>Ranger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 21:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kim's career would continue were she to get a set of 'C's' (minimum) thrown into that pathetic chest of hers.

http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&#38;catid=32&#38;sku=E-CD00410</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kim&#8217;s career would continue were she to get a set of &#8216;C&#8217;s&#8217; (minimum) thrown into that pathetic chest of hers.</p>
<p><a href="http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&amp;catid=32&amp;sku=E-CD00410" rel="nofollow">http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&amp;catid=32&amp;sku=E-CD00410</a></p>
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		<title>By: Bloody Popsicle</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-2129</link>
		<dc:creator>Bloody Popsicle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 21:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mellowship says "what the hell guys, this is the internet.  You aren't meant to get along!"

You are so right, pee-head.  I hope you choke on a pine needle, choke on it and die!.  

Can we be friends now?  

They allow Harley's in Norway?  That is friggen awesome!  I want to live there.  After a hard day of raping, pillaging, and plundering I could go for a relaxing ride on on my Harley.  (I don't own one, but I could probably plunder one).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mellowship says &#8220;what the hell guys, this is the internet.  You aren&#8217;t meant to get along!&#8221;</p>
<p>You are so right, pee-head.  I hope you choke on a pine needle, choke on it and die!.  </p>
<p>Can we be friends now?  </p>
<p>They allow Harley&#8217;s in Norway?  That is friggen awesome!  I want to live there.  After a hard day of raping, pillaging, and plundering I could go for a relaxing ride on on my Harley.  (I don&#8217;t own one, but I could probably plunder one).</p>
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		<title>By: mellowship</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-1824</link>
		<dc:creator>mellowship</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Thanks for the kind words."

"you all have my deepest respect"

what the hell guys, this is the internet. You aren't meant to get along!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Thanks for the kind words.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;you all have my deepest respect&#8221;</p>
<p>what the hell guys, this is the internet. You aren&#8217;t meant to get along!</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-1626</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OCTO-SEX!

c'mon you were all thinking it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OCTO-SEX!</p>
<p>c&#8217;mon you were all thinking it.</p>
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		<title>By: JasonC</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-1186</link>
		<dc:creator>JasonC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think there's a handjob joke in here somewhere... i just can't quite put my comedic finger on it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think there&#8217;s a handjob joke in here somewhere&#8230; i just can&#8217;t quite put my comedic finger on it.</p>
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		<title>By: Brentin Mosher</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-904</link>
		<dc:creator>Brentin Mosher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Here it roughly translate to deliberately run some over with your harley and doing time for it" I don't quite know how to respond to that...but, I did read that Lakshmi's family had to hide her away because a circus wanted to buy her.
They must respect children more in India. Over here, there'd be some parents thinking "ka-ching!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Here it roughly translate to deliberately run some over with your harley and doing time for it&#8221; I don&#8217;t quite know how to respond to that&#8230;but, I did read that Lakshmi&#8217;s family had to hide her away because a circus wanted to buy her.<br />
They must respect children more in India. Over here, there&#8217;d be some parents thinking &#8220;ka-ching!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: badhog</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-851</link>
		<dc:creator>badhog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>anyway.this is a great website with a lot of talent.And i understand all the work put into it.actually this is one of my favorite comedy sites.and i`m always checking in for new stuff.so you all have my deepest respect.Wish you all the best.




badhog</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>anyway.this is a great website with a lot of talent.And i understand all the work put into it.actually this is one of my favorite comedy sites.and i`m always checking in for new stuff.so you all have my deepest respect.Wish you all the best.</p>
<p>badhog</p>
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		<title>By: badhog</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-850</link>
		<dc:creator>badhog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No problem Gladstone.No offense taken.Here it roughly translate to deliberately run some over with your harley and doing time for it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No problem Gladstone.No offense taken.Here it roughly translate to deliberately run some over with your harley and doing time for it</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-849</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Your English is strong, badhog. And we see your point. In Ian's defense, though, I think the joke is on him. Like he's under the belief that surgery would be a bad thing because to him, she must be a super hero. 

BTW, ironically, in America, "badhog" roughly translates to "enjoys jokes about child abuse and genocide."

Thanks for the kind words.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your English is strong, badhog. And we see your point. In Ian&#8217;s defense, though, I think the joke is on him. Like he&#8217;s under the belief that surgery would be a bad thing because to him, she must be a super hero. </p>
<p>BTW, ironically, in America, &#8220;badhog&#8221; roughly translates to &#8220;enjoys jokes about child abuse and genocide.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thanks for the kind words.</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Cooper</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup/#comment-848</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Cooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Zing!&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Zing!</i></p>
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