Comments on: Ian’s Unnecessary News Roundup

By: Joanna4fun

Joanna4fun — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:23:15 +0000

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By: Captain Ross

Captain Ross — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:16:11 +0000

LoganB:

“At 2:45 p.m., the massage therapist showed up for Ledger’s appointment, knocked on his door and got no answer. She later noticed Ledger was unconscious and called actress Mary-Kate Olsen, whose number was programmed into Ledger’s cell phone, to seek advice.

Olsen said she would send over her private security. In the ensuing moments, the massage therapist realized that Ledger might be dead, called Olsen again, then called 911. Paramedics - and Olsen’s security people - arrived minutes later.”

Creepy!

By: LoganB

LoganB — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:35:48 +0000

My fist pumping moment is coming up for an explanation for that bodybuilder Rubick’s cube video. Also my theorey is Ledger was killed by the Olsen twins.

By: Brentin

Brentin — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 20:42:09 +0000

I say Zac Efron is next. The stress of trying to act straight while filming movies about High School Musicals will catch up to him sometime…

By: graphmac1

graphmac1 — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:31:42 +0000

I like George Lopez! He’s a good hispanic guy that doesn’t use the word “beaner” every 10 seconds, and still manages to be funny, and believe me, there’s not a lot of good role-models out there….

By: Captain Ross

Captain Ross — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:06:47 +0000

What so no offensively homophobic ‘queering catches up to you’ remarks?

I am appalled Cracked, APPALLED.

By: kingmonkey

kingmonkey — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:28:43 +0000

I had some fist pumping moments earlier, while on sugarmommymeet.com. If you know what I’m sayin’ Aw, yeah!

By: pistil

pistil — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:31:20 +0000

Not JTT!

By: Andy Pants

Andy Pants — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:33:12 +0000

River Phoenix

By: albatronix

albatronix — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 03:32:08 +0000

There’s an outbreak of late-90s teen heartthrob deaths here, people.. first Brad Renfro (who you may remember from his Kevin Bacon Blowjob scene in “Sleepers”) now Ledger… Any guesses on who’s next? My vote is for Jonathan Taylor Thomas.