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	<title>Comments on: Ian&#8217;s Unnecessary News Roundup</title>
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		<title>By: deamsterphile</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-66189</link>
		<dc:creator>deamsterphile</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Sonoran Desert Toad contains 5 meo-DMT the spirit molecule, It is released naturally by your brian. It is in grass in almost every us state, in roots an leaves and many animals. Any place that humans have lived there is a source for DMT the safest and most natural drug. 
P.S. you smoke it not lick it, it also contians toxins, duh newbs</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Sonoran Desert Toad contains 5 meo-DMT the spirit molecule, It is released naturally by your brian. It is in grass in almost every us state, in roots an leaves and many animals. Any place that humans have lived there is a source for DMT the safest and most natural drug.<br />
P.S. you smoke it not lick it, it also contians toxins, duh newbs</p>
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		<title>By: KingBushwick the33rd</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-62768</link>
		<dc:creator>KingBushwick the33rd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry,But Garth;Tim McGraw;Toby Keith;Trace Adkins and The Bunch Aren't Country Singers!!
Sorry,But Real Country Songs Are Songs Like"Hello Walls"by Willie Nelson;"Swinging Doors"by Merle Haggard;"I Still Miss Someone"by Johnny Cash to name a few!!
Real Country Music is"Redneck Gangsta Rap"!!
It's About Livin';Lyin';Dyin';Cheatin';Breakin'Up and Lovin'!!
Sorry,But Give Me Hank Williams Anytime,Anyday and Leave The Hat Acts For The Faux Snooze Bunch!!Q</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry,But Garth;Tim McGraw;Toby Keith;Trace Adkins and The Bunch Aren&#8217;t Country Singers!!<br />
Sorry,But Real Country Songs Are Songs Like&#8221;Hello Walls&#8221;by Willie Nelson;&#8221;Swinging Doors&#8221;by Merle Haggard;&#8221;I Still Miss Someone&#8221;by Johnny Cash to name a few!!<br />
Real Country Music is&#8221;Redneck Gangsta Rap&#8221;!!<br />
It&#8217;s About Livin&#8217;;Lyin&#8217;;Dyin&#8217;;Cheatin&#8217;;Breakin&#8217;Up and Lovin&#8217;!!<br />
Sorry,But Give Me Hank Williams Anytime,Anyday and Leave The Hat Acts For The Faux Snooze Bunch!!Q</p>
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		<title>By: Jameson	Blowjob</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-55922</link>
		<dc:creator>Jameson	Blowjob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 02:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Florida Hiv Testing Pregnant</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-55145</link>
		<dc:creator>Florida Hiv Testing Pregnant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Naked Women At Beach</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-55141</link>
		<dc:creator>Naked Women At Beach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Bar Gay Island Long Ny</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-54432</link>
		<dc:creator>Bar Gay Island Long Ny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: ynhjz lqxte</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-54420</link>
		<dc:creator>ynhjz lqxte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Kinkajou Jones</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-9579</link>
		<dc:creator>Kinkajou Jones</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still want to tap Garth's head with an axe handle, but that's just me, right? Right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still want to tap Garth&#8217;s head with an axe handle, but that&#8217;s just me, right? Right?</p>
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		<title>By: lbh</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-2801</link>
		<dc:creator>lbh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blame it on Homer (Simpson): Had to look into the whole Senora Desert Toad thing. Turns out that because of this critter "Toad Licking" is actually illegal in some states(http://www.californiaherps.com/frogs/pages/b.alvarius.html) . God Bless America.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blame it on Homer (Simpson): Had to look into the whole Senora Desert Toad thing. Turns out that because of this critter &#8220;Toad Licking&#8221; is actually illegal in some states(http://www.californiaherps.com/frogs/pages/b.alvarius.html) . God Bless America.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/ians-unnecessary-news-roundup-3/comment-page-1/#comment-2639</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I can always hope, but until that happens I can hold on to the fact that at 40 years old I still laugh when somebody answers "What is your Uranus Alex?"(which happens more often than you think)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I can always hope, but until that happens I can hold on to the fact that at 40 years old I still laugh when somebody answers &#8220;What is your Uranus Alex?&#8221;(which happens more often than you think)</p>
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