Comments on: I Fucking Love Valentine’s Day

By: KaBam

KaBam — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:22:30 +0000

hes completly right. valentines is for chicks to get stuff and for guys to get pussy. nothing wrong with that. with my girlfriend i knew i was getting laid valentines night and that put me in a good mood.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:27:36 +0000

The article was decently funny, but those pictures made it AMAZING!

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By: Buzzkillington

Buzzkillington — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:32:40 +0000

Let’s see, New Year’s Day is an excess of alcohol and sleep deprivation and it’s cool.

Halloween is an excess of candy and frightening babies, totally cool.

Christmas is an excess of good will and bratty kids, awesomely cool.

But Valentine’s?! Excess of candy and love and lovely candy-licious boning? Screw that shit. Screw it right to HECK.

(DOB, whoo!) Cheers, Buzz.

By: MissMatched

MissMatched — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:51:48 +0000

I hate Valentines Day, but Im also with you on this one. Of course its commercialised! How else would we know about it?! How else would we know where to buy stuff for it, that argument is a moot point.
Um, and Pagans had a big feast day on the last day of January, but it was about the changing season, days getting longer and all that.

By: KenDeezy

KenDeezy — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 06:00:32 +0000

DOB in the butt.

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:31:41 +0000

# Juje Says:
March 7th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

I’m pretty sure Valentines Day came from Saint Valentines Day, which, as the name states, celebrates Saint Valentine. His whole thing was turning Jews into snakes and then killing them. Not sure where the romance thing comes in…

FAIL. You couldn’t be more wrong

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Wort zum Valentinstag at Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda — Mon, 04 May 2009 18:33:18 +0000

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By: demonically_yours

demonically_yours — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:52:45 +0000

Am I the only one who finds it rather amusing how people will bitch about the economy and then also bitch about the money making holidays such as Valentine’s day? Whats wrong with celebrating just for the sake of celebrating?

And i could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure its St. Patrick who dealt with snakes. Ive never heard any stories about St. Valentine and snakes, but then its been a good 12 years since i was in Catholic school.