Comments on: I For One Welcome Our New Robotic Dog Overlords: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:43:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: burny http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-56542 burny Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:25:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-56542 plan to defeat robo dog invasion: 1. push dog over with foot from broad side 2. light a ciggarete, watch it squirm 3. go home plan to defeat robo dog invasion:
1. push dog over with foot from broad side
2. light a ciggarete, watch it squirm
3. go home

]]> By: josh http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-53605 josh Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:53:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-53605 am i the only one that laughed at it O.o? am i the only one that laughed at it O.o?

]]> By: Baka To The Future http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-45022 Baka To The Future Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:37:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-45022 Aside from the small detail that this has four legs, I was eerily reminded of the Hunters/Ministriders of Half-Life 2. Great, suddenly we're the Combine. Screw lasers -- they're too expensive to miniaturize effectively right now -- I'll be scrambling for the nearest bomb shelter when they put explosive flechettes on the thing. Seriously awesome, seriously creepy. Aside from the small detail that this has four legs, I was eerily reminded of the Hunters/Ministriders of Half-Life 2.

Great, suddenly we’re the Combine.

Screw lasers — they’re too expensive to miniaturize effectively right now — I’ll be scrambling for the nearest bomb shelter when they put explosive flechettes on the thing.

Seriously awesome, seriously creepy.

]]> By: GoogleRadioblogs.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18878 GoogleRadioblogs.com Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:28:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-18878 That was awesome shit <a href="http://www.stickerjunkie.com/index.php?a_aid=8d1d123a" rel="nofollow">MAKE YOUR OWN STICKERS @ STICKERJUNKIE.COM</a> That was awesome shit

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]]> By: Volucris http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15447 Volucris Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:52:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15447 That is the most fucking terrifying thing I have ever seen. Seriously, someone needs to destroy that thing, or I will never sleep again. That is the most fucking terrifying thing I have ever seen. Seriously, someone needs to destroy that thing, or I will never sleep again.

]]> By: Siara http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14946 Siara Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:50:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14946 Wow.... I might NEVER sleep Again... What a freaking NIGHTMARE! I'm not sure; but I think someone slipped a little nasty somethin' into my drink.. or was it the brownies? *shudder* Wow…. I might NEVER sleep Again… What a freaking NIGHTMARE! I’m not sure; but I think someone slipped a little nasty somethin’ into my drink.. or was it the brownies? *shudder*

]]> By: Eric Awesome http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14250 Eric Awesome Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:22:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14250 Darpa is a pretty cool guy. Eh sows the seeds of our inevitable doom and doesn't afraid of anything. Darpa is a pretty cool guy. Eh sows the seeds of our inevitable doom and doesn’t afraid of anything.

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13987 orangemtl Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:31:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13987 Frightening. Mechanical. Expensive. Complex. Everything, in a word that's beautiful about this country (well, outside of forests and lakes and such, but you know what I mean). Equip that thing to pick vegetables or make beds or push a lawnmower, and you've got a real solution to that 'border patrol' issue. Of course, you could equip it with infrared sight and a rapidfire weapon and the ability to walk in the Rio Grande shallows and you've got a whole DIFFERENT solution---though much harder to explain to Vicente Fox and the ACLU and your undocumented landscaper buddies.... Frightening.
Mechanical.
Expensive.
Complex.
Everything, in a word that’s beautiful about this country (well, outside of forests and lakes and such, but you know what I mean).
Equip that thing to pick vegetables or make beds or push a lawnmower, and you’ve got a real solution to that ‘border patrol’ issue. Of course, you could equip it with infrared sight and a rapidfire weapon and the ability to walk in the Rio Grande shallows and you’ve got a whole DIFFERENT solution—though much harder to explain to Vicente Fox and the ACLU and your undocumented landscaper buddies….

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13955 Andy Pants Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:43:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13955 I feel sorry for the man it will have to marry one day. I feel sorry for the man it will have to marry one day.

]]> By: ZBeebs http://www.cracked.com/blog/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13860 ZBeebs Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:01:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/19/i-for-one-welcome-our-new-robotic-dog-overlords-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13860 Why is that dude kicking it? Hopefully that thing is intelligent enough to come after only him when it inevitably goes on its vengeful rampage, but more likely it will simply say, "all the bipeds look alike to me", and eventually snuff out the whole human race. Good job, kicky guy! Why is that dude kicking it? Hopefully that thing is intelligent enough to come after only him when it inevitably goes on its vengeful rampage, but more likely it will simply say, “all the bipeds look alike to me”, and eventually snuff out the whole human race. Good job, kicky guy!

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