http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:36:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-127570 Misguided Reasons Behind Your Visits to the Gym, and How They Will Ruin Your Life « Life, The Gym and Everything Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:36:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-127570 [...] And you, in all your new found enormousness, will eventually run into Danny Larusso (I hope you all know that he’s the karate kid) or some of his friends, and get your ass kicked.  If, however, you run into Danny Larusso AND some of his friends, read this). [...] [...] And you, in all your new found enormousness, will eventually run into Danny Larusso (I hope you all know that he’s the karate kid) or some of his friends, and get your ass kicked.  If, however, you run into Danny Larusso AND some of his friends, read this). [...]

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-122078 Superstar2559 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:40:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-122078 Love it. Love it.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-119483 Question « Moral Hazard Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:43:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-119483 [...] (19-10-09): A reader pointed me to this resource.  It’s about fighting 6- and 7-year-olds, but some of the principles apply. Possibly related [...] [...] (19-10-09): A reader pointed me to this resource.  It’s about fighting 6- and 7-year-olds, but some of the principles apply. Possibly related [...]

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-117482 Misguided Reasons Behind Your Visits to the Gym, and How They Will Ruin Your Life - The Bodhi Blog Mon, 12 Oct 2009 19:26:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-117482 [...] And you, in all your new found enormousness, will eventually run into Danny Larusso (I hope you all know that he’s the karate kid) or some of his friends, and get your ass kicked.  If, however, you run into Danny Larusso AND some of his friends, read this). [...] [...] And you, in all your new found enormousness, will eventually run into Danny Larusso (I hope you all know that he’s the karate kid) or some of his friends, and get your ass kicked.  If, however, you run into Danny Larusso AND some of his friends, read this). [...]

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-112254 Cracked.com Teaches Children How to Throw Gay “Furry” Orgies | ChristWire Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:54:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-112254 [...] The smell of rotten sin is strong on this one. I can only assume their “columnists” lay back in their dank offices and smoke dangerous, addictive drugs like Magic Mint as they come up with insane headlines like Marigina legalization” and How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children. [...] [...] The smell of rotten sin is strong on this one. I can only assume their “columnists” lay back in their dank offices and smoke dangerous, addictive drugs like Magic Mint as they come up with insane headlines like Marigina legalization” and How To Win A Fight Against 20 Children. [...]

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-111732 How many 5 year olds... - Page 3 - MassCops - Massachusetts Law Enforcement Network Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:00:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-111732 [...] permalink Sort of a self help guide to fighting groups of children. How to win a fight against twenty children | Cracked.com [...] [...] permalink Sort of a self help guide to fighting groups of children. How to win a fight against twenty children | Cracked.com [...]

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-109319 The Diaries of a Fat Chick » Non-breeder Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:01:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-109319 [...] http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/ [...] [...] http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/ [...]

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-109203 God save us! Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:23:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-109203 [...] off and use it as a weapon against the others by swinging it about like a baseball bat. Please see this for more [...] [...] off and use it as a weapon against the others by swinging it about like a baseball bat. Please see this for more [...]

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-107255 smill0313 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:15:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-107255 Dont forget to have a back up plan or device in case things start going against you. gang got you surrounded? try throwing a handful of candy or an action figure into a group of them. At the very least it will distract them long enough to kick them all in the back of the head, or best case scenario, may even cause them to fight amongst themselves. Dont forget to have a back up plan or device in case things start going against you. gang got you surrounded? try throwing a handful of candy or an action figure into a group of them. At the very least it will distract them long enough to kick them all in the back of the head, or best case scenario, may even cause them to fight amongst themselves.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-99824 Liam Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:37:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-99824 Heh. You know what's funny? I read a zombie story a while back where a biochemical attack turned ONLY MINORS into flesh-devouring, insane cannibals. Ergo, anyone within a few blocks of a daycare center or elementary school was FUCKED. Just imagine if that happened- hell, only the people who read this article would be totally safe from them! Heh. You know what’s funny? I read a zombie story a while back where a biochemical attack turned ONLY MINORS into flesh-devouring, insane cannibals. Ergo, anyone within a few blocks of a daycare center or elementary school was FUCKED. Just imagine if that happened- hell, only the people who read this article would be totally safe from them!

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