Comments on: How to win a fight against twenty children http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:40:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Miles http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-95127 Miles Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:00:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-95127 touching your privates while surrounded by minors is illegal in many states yeah, and beating 20 children isnt. hahaha genius touching your privates while surrounded by minors is illegal in many states

yeah, and beating 20 children isnt. hahaha genius

]]> By: Hayato http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-92286 Hayato Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:24:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-92286 Words to live by. Cracked.com has done adults of the world a great service by teaching them how to defend against hoards of those evil little bastards. I tip my hat to you, Cracked. It's a very nice hat. Words to live by. Cracked.com has done adults of the world a great service by teaching them how to defend against hoards of those evil little bastards. I tip my hat to you, Cracked.

It’s a very nice hat.

]]> By: Man Beat Up By 20 Children « The Daily Uplift http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-90316 Man Beat Up By 20 Children « The Daily Uplift Fri, 29 May 2009 20:14:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-90316 [...] just stay with me for one more minute. Cracked ran a story last year How to win a fight against twenty children. It was insane yet very funny.  They had great tips such as Speed, Stay Mobile, Go For The Leader [...] [...] just stay with me for one more minute. Cracked ran a story last year How to win a fight against twenty children. It was insane yet very funny.  They had great tips such as Speed, Stay Mobile, Go For The Leader [...]

]]> By: Robert http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-89742 Robert Thu, 28 May 2009 17:53:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-89742 As a long time police officer I have faced down juvenile hoards before. Your advice to take at the leader has saved my ass on numerous occasions. One well placed baton strike, stream of pepper spray or Taser prongs can end what might otherwise turn into a bloodbath. Here in central Florida roaming hoards of juvenile misfits are common and always dangerous when confronted. Best bet for the unprepared is to lay on your back and pee. If that doesn't work play dead. Best to leave this scourge on society to those of us trained to handle them. As a long time police officer I have faced down juvenile hoards before. Your advice to take at the leader has saved my ass on numerous occasions. One well placed baton strike, stream of pepper spray or Taser prongs can end what might otherwise turn into a bloodbath. Here in central Florida roaming hoards of juvenile misfits are common and always dangerous when confronted. Best bet for the unprepared is to lay on your back and pee. If that doesn’t work play dead. Best to leave this scourge on society to those of us trained to handle them.

]]> By: Mason http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-88421 Mason Fri, 22 May 2009 20:28:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-88421 lololololololololololololololol lololololololololololololololol

]]> By: Max http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-87739 Max Wed, 20 May 2009 07:52:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-87739 I can't help but want to find a bunch of kids to beat up on, now. I can’t help but want to find a bunch of kids to beat up on, now.

]]> By: Sumine http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-86359 Sumine Fri, 15 May 2009 03:29:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-86359 Ok, im not used to leave comments, but this was escelent. A great job! I will keep this in mind, I have 32 cousins. And yes, they like to fight a lot xD Ok, im not used to leave comments, but this was escelent. A great job! I will keep this in mind, I have 32 cousins. And yes, they like to fight a lot xD

]]> By: Ben http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-84783 Ben Thu, 07 May 2009 01:39:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-84783 http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25441818-2,00.html OMFG. if only he was a cracked reader... unfortunately it was more than 20 children on this occasion so I feel for him he was most likely overwhelmed http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25441818-2,00.html

OMFG. if only he was a cracked reader… unfortunately it was more than 20 children on this occasion so I feel for him he was most likely overwhelmed

]]> By: Brian http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-79651 Brian Fri, 10 Apr 2009 03:52:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-79651 Briliant! I could've used this guide two days ago, though. Either way, bravo! Briliant! I could’ve used this guide two days ago, though. Either way, bravo!

]]> By: wrought iron gates http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/comment-page-6/#comment-75359 wrought iron gates Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:43:40 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1656#comment-75359 I don't normally comment on blogs but your post was a real help. Thank you for a great topic, I will be sure to bookmark your site and check it out again. Cheers, Amy xXx. I don’t normally comment on blogs but your post was a real help. Thank you for a great topic, I will be sure to bookmark your site and check it out again. Cheers, Amy xXx.

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