http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:38:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-126958 rodvinsky Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:45:24 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-126958 best! best!

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-112379 Jon Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:14:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-112379 brilliant!!!!! brilliant!!!!!

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-108581 Django Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:14:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-108581 I love that half way through writing this you came up with the 'cops are bears' concept and just kinda ran with it... I love that half way through writing this you came up with the ‘cops are bears’ concept and just kinda ran with it…

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-103556 raven Fri, 07 Aug 2009 12:15:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-103556 wicked article wicked article

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-103494 lordofthedans Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:24:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-103494 ummmm about the trash throwing to gain respect... Pepper spray is in fact not delicious like it sounds and tasers are jerks. ummmm about the trash throwing to gain respect… Pepper spray is in fact not delicious like it sounds and tasers are jerks.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-91125 Sue Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:37:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-91125 i laughed out loud at a cop one time when i pulled over and he asked me if i had any explosives, grenades, etc. i asked him if he was kidding. he then proceeded to remind me how because of 9/11 we are all threats to ourselves, especially white girls driving around by themselves at night. probably shouldn't have laughed at him but i was getting the ticket anyhow. lol i laughed out loud at a cop one time when i pulled over and he asked me if i had any explosives, grenades, etc. i asked him if he was kidding. he then proceeded to remind me how because of 9/11 we are all threats to ourselves, especially white girls driving around by themselves at night.
probably shouldn’t have laughed at him but i was getting the ticket anyhow. lol

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-86478 Haaa Fri, 15 May 2009 13:52:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-86478 COL. LT. DOB please do more conversation like in between you and the cop in other articles. I laughed until i cried at the underage rape party one. Funniest line ive ever heard. COL. LT. DOB please do more conversation like in between you and the cop in other articles. I laughed until i cried at the underage rape party one. Funniest line ive ever heard.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-82078 Anonymous Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:26:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-82078 This has been really informative, I had no idea cops could function at such a high level. If they could only figure out how to fling their own faeces at each other, they'd pretty much be on an intellectual par with a particularly stupid chimpanzee. Remarkable. This has been really informative, I had no idea cops could function at such a high level. If they could only figure out how to fling their own faeces at each other, they’d pretty much be on an intellectual par with a particularly stupid chimpanzee. Remarkable.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-67425 Paul Tue, 03 Feb 2009 02:40:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-67425 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLY SHIT! My fucking stomach hurts...seriously...wtf did I just get into... I feel like I just fucking ate a fucking bomb and then did 3000 sit-ups while a cop was stepping on my forehead to hold me down! SERIOUSLY! I HATE YOU DAN!!!!!!!!! but I'm going to show this to everyone I know so they suffer as much as I! =P HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HOLY SHIT!
My fucking stomach hurts…seriously…wtf did I just get into… I feel like I just fucking ate a fucking bomb and then did 3000 sit-ups while a cop was stepping on my forehead to hold me down!
SERIOUSLY! I HATE YOU DAN!!!!!!!!!
but I’m going to show this to everyone I know so they suffer as much as I! =P

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-really-talk-cops/comment-page-4/#comment-64644 Mebbe Nawt Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:59:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4688#comment-64644 Oh, no! The cops have infiltrated the page! Nobody move! Oh, no! The cops have infiltrated the page! Nobody move!

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