Comments on: How to Get a Teenage Girl Pregnant http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:13:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: kul2upt http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-126051 kul2upt Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:48:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-126051 Once the due date has passed and there Once the due date has passed and there

]]> By: Wharf Rat http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-123130 Wharf Rat Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:02:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-123130 I can't believe you did an article involving my hometown and I missed it. Then again, the overwhelming shame of being a Gloucester resident during the scandal caused me to block out huge chunks of '08, so it's entirely possible I did read this before. I seriously miss the days when we were known solely for The Perfect Storm. The storm itself sucked, but it brought us tourism and George Clooney, so it wasn't all bad. Gloucester's a very boring town to grow up in, and so traditionally kids have had two options for entertainment: A) Develop the ability to be endlessly amused by shiny things, alternative music, and accessories made of duct tape or B) Get drunk and stoned off your ass. I really hoped that when our youth evolved enough to add a third option that it would be something innocuous like competitive stencil graffiti or cool like robot wars. But no, the third option is apparently getting knocked up by homeless dudes and becoming a burden on society. Great choice, girls. We could have ALL enjoyed battling robots, but instead now we just have squealing babies to spend our tax money on. LAME. I can’t believe you did an article involving my hometown and I missed it. Then again, the overwhelming shame of being a Gloucester resident during the scandal caused me to block out huge chunks of ‘08, so it’s entirely possible I did read this before. I seriously miss the days when we were known solely for The Perfect Storm. The storm itself sucked, but it brought us tourism and George Clooney, so it wasn’t all bad.

Gloucester’s a very boring town to grow up in, and so traditionally kids have had two options for entertainment: A) Develop the ability to be endlessly amused by shiny things, alternative music, and accessories made of duct tape or B) Get drunk and stoned off your ass. I really hoped that when our youth evolved enough to add a third option that it would be something innocuous like competitive stencil graffiti or cool like robot wars. But no, the third option is apparently getting knocked up by homeless dudes and becoming a burden on society. Great choice, girls. We could have ALL enjoyed battling robots, but instead now we just have squealing babies to spend our tax money on.

LAME.

]]> By: Zeph http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-120688 Zeph Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:06:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-120688 I WISH I COULD FUCK A GIRL AND GET HER PREGGO I WISH I COULD FUCK A GIRL AND GET HER PREGGO

]]> By: Michelle http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-107168 Michelle Tue, 25 Aug 2009 23:49:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-107168 Life is an STD and the mortality rate is 100%. But seriously, what dipshit goes out and get pregnant (on purpose) when they are 16 or 17? That has to be one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. I'm a girl, but I would think that the guys would have enough common sense to be a tad worried, those girls could go back to them any day of the week and demand child support. I guess guys don't really have the ability to think that far in the ahead when presented with a naked teenager. Oh well. Seriously, WTF?! Are they out of their fucking MINDS?! They just fucked up their lives and for what? Friends? DIPSHITS! Life is an STD and the mortality rate is 100%.

But seriously, what dipshit goes out and get pregnant (on purpose) when they are 16 or 17? That has to be one of the worst ideas I’ve ever heard. I’m a girl, but I would think that the guys would have enough common sense to be a tad worried, those girls could go back to them any day of the week and demand child support. I guess guys don’t really have the ability to think that far in the ahead when presented with a naked teenager. Oh well.

Seriously, WTF?! Are they out of their fucking MINDS?! They just fucked up their lives and for what? Friends? DIPSHITS!

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]]> By: fazal http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-76763 fazal Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:48:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-76763 i need more sexy and hot grils, therefore it is my favortes choice. if some lady to ike hot sexsy with me i shuld be guald and funny in my life............? i need more sexy and hot grils, therefore it is my favortes choice. if some lady to ike hot sexsy with me i shuld be guald and funny in my life…………?

]]> By: Anatomy http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-53405 Anatomy Sun, 02 Nov 2008 11:02:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-53405 Pregnancy is an STD. Pregnancy is an STD.

]]> By: BearMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-36883 BearMan Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:41:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36883 Smirnoff Ice...The wine cooler for the next generation! Smirnoff Ice…The wine cooler for the next generation!

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-36864 kingmonkey +1 Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:57:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36864 Holy shit, karmakaze... that's practically the origin of Arseface in the Preacher comics! (Except it was Kurt Cobain's suicide that sparked that fictional intant.) Holy shit, karmakaze… that’s practically the origin of Arseface in the Preacher comics! (Except it was Kurt Cobain’s suicide that sparked that fictional intant.)

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-get-a-teenage-girl-pregnant/comment-page-2/#comment-36861 Andy Pants Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:41:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1410#comment-36861 People do this all the time, they just usually do it in their late 20s so no-one notices. People do this all the time, they just usually do it in their late 20s so no-one notices.

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