Lets play a game. Well call it: How Hot Is THAT? Ill give you some factual information and you tell me how hot it is. (Ill play along too):
Well, Ive never been that big a fan, and thinking about Tom Cruise making out with her ---or thinking about Cruz hanging around waiting for Tom Cruise to make out with her--- is kind of a buzzkill. Still, Penelope Cruz, yknow? So Im giving that a 7 out of 10 on the prurient interests hotness scale.
2. Penelope Cruz is playing one of two translators asked to translate a Spanish Lesbian porn film.
Wow. Bet you didnt see that coming. O.K. Now were talking a serious 8.
3. At one point during the video, Penelope Cruz starts making out with the other female Spanish translator.
Gooooaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats got to be a solid 9.
4. The other translator is played by Penelopes real life sister.
Uuuuhhhh, hmmmm.. Yeah, Im going to abstain from voting. After all, I just did a barely illegal Hannah Montana post this week. But hey, you feel free to place your votes in the comments below.
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