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Awesome Video Of The DayStar Trek Orgasms
Guilty confession: I've never really watched Star Trek before. I vaguely remember seeing this one episode with all these weird glowing rocks in a cave that paralyzed a few dudes for some reason (I think it was Kirk and Spock), but for the most part I have no reference point. Don't get me wrong - I'm sure it's a great show and everything. I just never really watched it.
Consequently, I have no idea if this video clip is dirty. I mean, sure, it SEEMS kind of dirty I guess, but this could just be what Star Trek was like most of the time and I'd have no idea - I never watched the show before, remember? Were simulated orgasms a major part of the show? Is that why Star Trek was so popular?
If I were making a sci-fi show and I wanted it to be popular, I'd try to throw in as many simulated orgasms as possible. Seems like a recipe for success if I've ever heard one. I'd also guarantee one decapitation, six fart jokes and tons of animals dressed up like people in every episode. Oh - and I'd bring back that chick with three boobs from Total Recall. Where has she been, anyway1?!
1 Answer: here and there. Isn't it weird how taking a role that becomes popularly known as "that chick with 3 boobs" can bring your career to a screeching halt? Oh, wait... no, that's actually not weird at all.
As someone who does watch Star Trek (or rather, has seen all the episodes of TOS, TNG, DS9 and Enterprise, but not much Voyager) I can tell you those aren't actually orgasms. Funny clip though, lol. =P
Replythanks so much for sharing! This post really made me stop and think.
ReplyThere is obviously a lot to know about this. I think you made some good points in Features also.
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Actually, these all have perfectly innocent explanations.
ReplyTroi: Telepathic seizure
Picard: Old man stroke
Ducat & Kira: Removal of thorn from ass-cheek
Blonde chick from Voyager: Actually, giving birth
Worf: Can't a Klingon get a little roaring in?
Wesley: Mint ice cream to the face (food-fight)
Q: Lower back injury
Data: Also lower back injury, plus power fluctuations
Archer and T'Pol: Wild, kinky Vulcan sex
See? All perfectly innocent.
The answer to the headliner question is, of course: "KREPLACH!"
ReplyYou all knew that the Klingons were the lost tribe of Israel, right? Who else would eat that kind of food? Stuffed derma, schmaltz herring. Wistan gagh in targ blood. Honestly. And let's not even get into the whole Mah Jongg and prune juice thing. How could you doubt it?
And, people wonder why there's so much erotic Star Trek fan fiction out there. The Star Trek producers make it so easy to write!!!!
ReplyAh, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, I remember you well.
ReplyYes. A thousand times yes.
ReplyI think you need a very cold shower Andy.
Is it wrong that I was totally turned on by that video?
ReplyI think Worf had some kind of infection. That looked awful chunky.
ReplyHappened to me this morning too, I think they're blocking out the funny comments. The last clip was hilarious.
ReplyOkay, is there a filter on our posts or what?
ReplyI'm trying desperately to be witty, but I keep getting thwarted.
Somebody was watching Attack of the Show last night...
ReplyWell, that was bound to happen. Like the time I was in high school, at a party, and everyone was talking loud, so I had to yell to my friend to be heard. Suddenly everyone shut up halfway through my sentence, and I was left shouting: "come in my mouth, and treat me rough like my dentist."
ReplyBoy that was embarrassing. In retrospect, it was really so embarrassing I shouldn't have mentioned it here.
Please go about your business.
Crazy computer! Why can't I post?
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