Awesome Video Of The Day
Star Trek Orgasms
Guilty confession: I’ve never really watched Star Trek before. I vaguely remember seeing this one episode with all these weird glowing rocks in a cave that paralyzed a few dudes for some reason (I think it was Kirk and Spock), but for the most part I have no reference point. Don’t get me wrong - I’m sure it’s a great show and everything. I just never really watched it.
Consequently, I have no idea if this video clip is dirty. I mean, sure, it SEEMS kind of dirty I guess, but this could just be what Star Trek was like most of the time and I’d have no idea - I never watched the show before, remember? Were simulated orgasms a major part of the show? Is that why Star Trek was so popular?
If I were making a sci-fi show and I wanted it to be popular, I’d try to throw in as many simulated orgasms as possible. Seems like a recipe for success if I’ve ever heard one. I’d also guarantee one decapitation, six fart jokes and tons of animals dressed up like people in every episode. Oh - and I’d bring back that chick with three boobs from Total Recall. Where has she been, anyway1?!
1 Answer: here and there. Isn’t it weird how taking a role that becomes popularly known as “that chick with 3 boobs” can bring your career to a screeching halt? Oh, wait… no, that’s actually not weird at all.
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June 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
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May 8th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Yeah…. I got some pretty great wood off from that video!
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February 19th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Actually, these all have perfectly innocent explanations.
Troi: Telepathic seizure
Picard: Old man stroke
Ducat & Kira: Removal of thorn from ass-cheek
Blonde chick from Voyager: Actually, giving birth
Worf: Can’t a Klingon get a little roaring in?
Wesley: Mint ice cream to the face (food-fight)
Q: Lower back injury
Data: Also lower back injury, plus power fluctuations
Archer and T’Pol: Wild, kinky Vulcan sex
See? All perfectly innocent.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
The answer to the headliner question is, of course: “KREPLACH!”
You all knew that the Klingons were the lost tribe of Israel, right? Who else would eat that kind of food? Stuffed derma, schmaltz herring. Wistan gagh in targ blood. Honestly. And let’s not even get into the whole Mah Jongg and prune juice thing. How could you doubt it?
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
And, people wonder why there’s so much erotic Star Trek fan fiction out there. The Star Trek producers make it so easy to write!!!!
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Ah, Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, I remember you well.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Yes. A thousand times yes.
I think you need a very cold shower Andy.
February 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 am
Is it wrong that I was totally turned on by that video?
February 1st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I think Worf had some kind of infection. That looked awful chunky.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Happened to me this morning too, I think they’re blocking out the funny comments. The last clip was hilarious.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Okay, is there a filter on our posts or what?
I’m trying desperately to be witty, but I keep getting thwarted.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Nah - saw it on MetaFilter yesterday afternoon, actually.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Somebody was watching Attack of the Show last night…
February 1st, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Well, that was bound to happen. Like the time I was in high school, at a party, and everyone was talking loud, so I had to yell to my friend to be heard. Suddenly everyone shut up halfway through my sentence, and I was left shouting: “come in my mouth, and treat me rough like my dentist.”
Boy that was embarrassing. In retrospect, it was really so embarrassing I shouldn’t have mentioned it here.
Please go about your business.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Crazy computer! Why can’t I post?