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	<title>Comments on: Heretofore Unknown and Exclusive Secrets of Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s Gooch and Funbags</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: FRANKENSLUT</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-92355</link>
		<dc:creator>FRANKENSLUT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shes Trashy, stoned, depressed, rich, slutty, felonious with questionable morals and values, SHES PERFECT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shes Trashy, stoned, depressed, rich, slutty, felonious with questionable morals and values, SHES PERFECT!</p>
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		<title>By: Fojar</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fojar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:03:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You have to be famous to get away with freckles like hers (don't get me wrong, I'm all for freckles).  I'm supprised they didn't photoshop the sh*t out of that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have to be famous to get away with freckles like hers (don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m all for freckles).  I&#8217;m supprised they didn&#8217;t photoshop the sh*t out of that.</p>
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		<title>By: tim_reg</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-75318</link>
		<dc:creator>tim_reg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>did she get a boob job?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>did she get a boob job?</p>
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		<title>By: Ghost</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-68980</link>
		<dc:creator>Ghost</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:26:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.I have to say..thats kinda scary. No offense,i dont mind seeing a nearly naked lady. But she used to be pretty good looking. Now shes kinda like Britney Spears. Albet younger and still somwhat less nasty.


Still id have to say id do it.With like 5 rubbers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.I have to say..thats kinda scary. No offense,i dont mind seeing a nearly naked lady. But she used to be pretty good looking. Now shes kinda like Britney Spears. Albet younger and still somwhat less nasty.</p>
<p>Still id have to say id do it.With like 5 rubbers.</p>
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		<title>By: Rockit2k</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-59692</link>
		<dc:creator>Rockit2k</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I just wet myself....god bless you sir.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I just wet myself&#8230;.god bless you sir.</p>
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		<title>By: Darkmage</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-59395</link>
		<dc:creator>Darkmage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She's a crazy little coke head with no real talent and an over-abundance of freckles...

&lt;i&gt;Fantastic&lt;/i&gt; tits tho!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s a crazy little coke head with no real talent and an over-abundance of freckles&#8230;</p>
<p><i>Fantastic</i> tits tho!</p>
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		<title>By: Gemineye870530</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gemineye870530</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you people are fucked. You think marilyn monroe wasn't a drugged up slut?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you people are fucked. You think marilyn monroe wasn&#8217;t a drugged up slut?</p>
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		<title>By: How Can We Be In A Recession If We've Got So Much Money? &#124; Cracked.com</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-59332</link>
		<dc:creator>How Can We Be In A Recession If We've Got So Much Money? &#124; Cracked.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] you’re reading this, since your last Youtube address was stolen verbatim from my article on Lindsay Lohan’s gooch and funbags), I’d like to use my superior brain to point out some things we ought to be buying with our [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] you’re reading this, since your last Youtube address was stolen verbatim from my article on Lindsay Lohan’s gooch and funbags), I’d like to use my superior brain to point out some things we ought to be buying with our [...]</p>
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		<title>By: william</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-52337</link>
		<dc:creator>william</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i should sue you for carpal tunnel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i should sue you for carpal tunnel.</p>
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		<title>By: aeyrhed</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/heretofore-unknown-and-exclusive-secrets-of-lindsay-lohans-gooch-and-funbags/comment-page-2/#comment-49014</link>
		<dc:creator>aeyrhed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she'd have been better off redoing some twiggy nudes.  sad how desperately she wants validation, with that level of unfathomable insecurity its no wonder she's perpetually bombed out of her mind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she&#8217;d have been better off redoing some twiggy nudes.  sad how desperately she wants validation, with that level of unfathomable insecurity its no wonder she&#8217;s perpetually bombed out of her mind.</p>
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