HBN Says Goodbye
I do a lot of talking in this, so I'll keep this short. I love the Cracked bloggers. I'll miss working with them.
I have tremendous respect for Jack O'Brien and David Wong, and I'd be sad never to work with them again.
I didn't get canceled. I just need to devote some time to the screenplay writing side of my career.
Swaim is not replacing me, but you should watch SWAIM. I know I will. Swaim is talented.
DOB's abs are middling at best, but I love him like the little brother I never had. He is talented.
Ross Wolinsky is not the Zodiac killer.
Bucholz is Canadian and very funny. I'd like to speak to him some day.
Shout outs: Leandra, Zach, Shannon, Trista, Karo, Emily, Fiendish, Tartra, Astrid, Aimee, all of Australia, and everyone else who ever became my Facebook friend, dugg the show, and isn't a jack ass.
Special thanks to Matt Tobey for being an early sounding board and Ian Cooper for some super photoshopping.
Thank you Cracked.
Thank you Cracked readers.
This isn't much of a post. Watch the vid instead.
Thank you for your inisghts!
ReplyWow! what an idea ! What a concept ! Beautiful .. Amazing
Replygladstone, please do me. for the love of god, do me.
ReplyYou were an inspiration to all of us...
ReplyExcept the total bastards.
So, I've watched them all (except for the ones that dont seem to be available anywhere...) and I'm sad that HBN is over, even if I am reaching this point a month after everyone else.
ReplyI like picking holes in shoddy news reports and I like it even more when someone takes the effort out of it by doing it for me.
So, thank you Gladstone and good bye... for now.
I'm sorry, but I just can't allow the last comment on Gladestone's farewell HBN to be from a spambot.
Replypeace out
You totally ruined it be saying ross isn't the zodiac killer, or that you respect jack o brien.
Replygunna miss this show good luck and hope it comes back
ReplyNooooooo!!!!
ReplyAt first I really liked the show, but after a while I thought it got kinda old and a little asshole-ish. After watching this, though, and really thinking about it... I'm gonna miss HBN. Congrats Gladstone on a good run and I hope you come back!
ReplyMuch love, really appreciated HBN, especially when they made me laugh riotously at the computer pod in school!
ReplyMuch love G-Stone.
ReplyHey man, good luck with all your life's endeavors.
ReplyThat was great. A great show, a great series and a great host. Goodbye for now Gladstone. I will miss your biting commentary on all things stupid and reatarded.
ReplyP.S Thanks for thanking Australia. On behalf of us, we appreciate it.
Aw, that was sad. I loved Hate By Numbers, and even though I don't comment on it, I am this time so you know.
ReplyMBS, I meant to say that as of now I'm at my thinnest in years. 11 pounds to go until I'm back at my peak Calvin Klein underwear model weight.
ReplyWell, Gladstone, if you are still reading these I encourage you not to get chubby again.
ReplyBut seriously, good luck with everything you pursue and don't be a stranger, drop back in every once in a while.
So I suppose this makes Gladstone, not Swaim, the Brian Jones. Sniff. Snuff. Sand in my eye sort of thing.
Replyp.s. Top song, that.
Holy Shit! I found the reason why Gladstone Left, after perusing old HBN's!
ReplyTheGirlStumbles Says:
August 1st, 2008 at 11:40 am
You know, I think you should quit Cracked and go around the world with Cyrus on a photo shot escapade
Awesome work, as always.
Its all this bitches fault!
It's just sad to see somebody leave, and especially someone who made people laugh at the opposite end of the world too. :<
ReplyGoodbye Gladstone. Good luck.