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	<title>Comments on: Hate By Numbers Is On Vacation</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: mirajebomba</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39957</link>
		<dc:creator>mirajebomba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:48:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love like dancing bears. Come and wisit me blag with images of sexy muscular gys.

***lobe MIRA***</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love like dancing bears. Come and wisit me blag with images of sexy muscular gys.</p>
<p>***lobe MIRA***</p>
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		<title>By: Gray</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39875</link>
		<dc:creator>Gray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How about a dancing bear?</description>
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		<title>By: Res_Ipsa</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39710</link>
		<dc:creator>Res_Ipsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glendoor--well, yeah, you're right.  *sniff sniff* IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I COULDN'T ESCAPE FROM MY MOM'S VAGINA EARLIER!  . . . 
20 years?  Wow.  I should have Wiki'ed it.

J-Pappi--neither Church nor Court.  It's really mangled and bastardized Latin supposedly meaning "Don't let the bastards grind you down."  And the rattlesnakes are &lt;i&gt;always out.&lt;/i&gt;  (I just like the phrase.  Now, if I start spouting off "res judicata," "sine non quod," "quo warranto," "actus reus/mens rea," "a mensa et thoro," et cetera, then I'm just going insane.)

Gladizzle, I've been to the Czech Republic (Prague is fucking awesome, by the way), and all the hottest women were in the goatse (pronounced over there "GO-at-seh") bars, where they would "service" you.  So, as J-Pappi says, I would give it a try.  Czech women are really fucking hot, too.
(The above statement had only one lie.  I promise.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glendoor&#8211;well, yeah, you&#8217;re right.  *sniff sniff* IT&#8217;S NOT MY FAULT THAT I COULDN&#8217;T ESCAPE FROM MY MOM&#8217;S VAGINA EARLIER!  . . .<br />
20 years?  Wow.  I should have Wiki&#8217;ed it.</p>
<p>J-Pappi&#8211;neither Church nor Court.  It&#8217;s really mangled and bastardized Latin supposedly meaning &#8220;Don&#8217;t let the bastards grind you down.&#8221;  And the rattlesnakes are <i>always out.</i>  (I just like the phrase.  Now, if I start spouting off &#8220;res judicata,&#8221; &#8220;sine non quod,&#8221; &#8220;quo warranto,&#8221; &#8220;actus reus/mens rea,&#8221; &#8220;a mensa et thoro,&#8221; et cetera, then I&#8217;m just going insane.)</p>
<p>Gladizzle, I&#8217;ve been to the Czech Republic (Prague is fucking awesome, by the way), and all the hottest women were in the goatse (pronounced over there &#8220;GO-at-seh&#8221;) bars, where they would &#8220;service&#8221; you.  So, as J-Pappi says, I would give it a try.  Czech women are really fucking hot, too.<br />
(The above statement had only one lie.  I promise.)</p>
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		<title>By: J-Pappi</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39671</link>
		<dc:creator>J-Pappi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah but that's a ".cz."  Maybe goatse means something different in the Czech Republic.  Like "hot assistants," for instance.  YOU NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU CLICK ON IT...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah but that&#8217;s a &#8220;.cz.&#8221;  Maybe goatse means something different in the Czech Republic.  Like &#8220;hot assistants,&#8221; for instance.  YOU NEVER KNOW UNLESS YOU CLICK ON IT&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39669</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dude,  you don't even disguise the link. I'm not actually too old to recognize a goatse url. C'mon now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dude,  you don&#8217;t even disguise the link. I&#8217;m not actually too old to recognize a goatse url. C&#8217;mon now.</p>
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		<title>By: Metalbrainsurgery</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39668</link>
		<dc:creator>Metalbrainsurgery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh and gladstone, I have your sexy assistant here.
http://goatse.cz/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh and gladstone, I have your sexy assistant here.<br />
<a href="http://goatse.cz/" rel="nofollow">http://goatse.cz/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Metalbrainsurgery</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39667</link>
		<dc:creator>Metalbrainsurgery</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man did someone mention Twisted Sister. I love Twisted Sister. In the same way that I love pancakes. A couple are excellent, but after that meh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man did someone mention Twisted Sister. I love Twisted Sister. In the same way that I love pancakes. A couple are excellent, but after that meh.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39657</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But you will always have your EVE 6.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But you will always have your EVE 6.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39655</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is all well and good gentlemen, but one day later, I am still without my assistants and, therefore, cracked without its HBN!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is all well and good gentlemen, but one day later, I am still without my assistants and, therefore, cracked without its HBN!</p>
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		<title>By: Panzier-Stier Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/hate-by-numbers-is-on-vacation/#comment-39649</link>
		<dc:creator>Panzier-Stier Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did Dee Snyder actually have a giant robot suit or was that something hidden in the deepest recesses of my mind?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did Dee Snyder actually have a giant robot suit or was that something hidden in the deepest recesses of my mind?</p>
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