Hate By Numbers: 6 Things That Pissed Me Off About CNN's Bikini Teacher Report
I know DOB only started telling the rest of you last week, but for months now he's been going on about how he's going to be the new host of Late Night.
"Segments, Gladstone," he keeps saying. "I need segments! I can't keep picking fights with Hannah Montana. That's going to get old."
"Going to get old?" I thought, but I felt I owed it to Dan --- much in the way you still give money to a homeless woman pretending to be pregnant--- you feel so bad that she's delusional enough to believe she could fool anyone with a pillow under her shirt that you just have to reward the effort.
So I grabbed a recent news story ---Tiffany Shepherd, the Florida High School teacher who was fired for working part time as a "bikini-mate" on a charted fishing cruise--- and put it through my previously tested numeric hate machine to create a new segment:
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ahahaha i can (and therefore will) get gladstone b4 any of u as im in england and no longer underage 2 yrs b4 u (because apparently we're all peedos here) ;)
ReplyDAMMIT ALL! I just realised that the time stamp on comments is American format. For ages I've been thinking everyone is commenting on the 7th. I'm not sure why I thought there was 20-somthing months in a year... but I digress, where exactly in England did you say he is?
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ReplyNo THIS is the bare-bones of HBN! Huzzah!
ReplyI think the "other girls" were her students too. Sorry.
ReplyOtherwise, it was very funny. And I think it was a fair comment to make about her being all defending her honour, etc., and yet wearing such clearly provocative clothes. And the stupid tattoo. Remember sleeves? I still like them.
Would that I could teach fishing methodology in a job where no fishing experience is needed. I do look hot in a bikini. But, like that MLE girl, I am also underage.
Thanks Courtney. I guess? Sorry to ruin that wet mare for you.
ReplyI love Prof Boat Ho!!!!!!! MILFs RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyI NEED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE MORE.
this is NEWS? this is the stuff CNN puts on TV? what a joke. the more you watch this crap the less you know about whats happening around the world current events.
ReplyVery enjoyable.
ReplyAlthough.. I have to admit.. seeing what you actually look like, Gladstone, sort of ruins the whole "you are actually Joey Gladstone" thing I had going in my head.
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Reply@MLE: Oh sweetie, it must be the underage thing. I mean, he is definitely handsome - somewhat bedroom eyes, etc. - and certainly better looking than Lex *cough*cantstandLex*cough*
ReplyBut hot as in more popular if girls were here hot? *shrug* I think Swaim's not bad myself. Not sure why.
Gotta agree with you there. Although if the two of them suddenly decided they like stripping on webcam I would not deny them their wish of doing it at the same time.
HAH, that is too awesome for words.
ReplyAnd Chris Hansen e-mailed me only moments thereafter.
ReplyHaha, Gladstone actually e-mailed me about my comment. For anyone who has that long of a memory, the lie was that I'm over 18.
ReplyGladstone, you'd be more popular if there were more girls on this site.
@Mali Trust me, I don't think Professor Boat Ho is fat.
ReplyShe looks kind of like Ellen Barkin.
Replyoh. okay, then.
Replynooo some dude commented up there said it
Reply"why would anyone pay for HER to hang around them in a bikini…unless they are into BBW/warthogs?"
I in no way called her fat???? Or promiscuous. Only foolish for what she said and wore in this report.
Replywtf. Shes not that fat, shes actually just not a skinny beanpole, she has a slim waist and a big bust and big hips, thats fucking hot. I am not a lesbian or anything, but I can appreciate a good body. Sure she is a slut and has a gross look but it pisses me off that because she is curvaceous you all think she is fat.
ReplyYes. The Night.
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