In defense of DOB, I really don’t think it’s the fact that he’s a closeted pedo that made him write this defamatory article, he’s obviously not closeted, but rather it is the fact that Miley Cyrus is a dishonest, plastic bitch without a human soul. Everything she does is calculated to sell a poster or a backpack at the expense of even remembering what honesty and integrity felt like. She’s like a suppository tablet of consumerism as a substitute for art, soul, or talent.
I would not touch her body unless I was smacking her and telling her that she is the reason for genocide, rape, murder, ignorance, violence, hatred, apathy, stupidity, exploitation and suffering.
On the day of the apocalypse, the devil will arise from a mountain of stone-washed designer jeans and rhinestones, gargling Budweiser and menstrual blood and laughing at our $34 haircuts and sow-like devouring and regurgitation of all that is marketable. And he will be singing about “The Climb.”