Comments on: Haitian Weather Reports Are Unhelpful, Baffling And Awesome: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:48:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: KTG http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-81764 KTG Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:33:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-81764 I fully adore that guy's reaction... I wish every awkward comment were followed by his laugh. I fully adore that guy’s reaction… I wish every awkward comment were followed by his laugh.

]]> By: Haitian Weather Reports Are Unhelpful, Baffling And... [ Cracked ] http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-34860 Haitian Weather Reports Are Unhelpful, Baffling And... [ Cracked ] Sun, 08 Jun 2008 14:22:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-34860 [...] 31st 2008 4:00pm [-] From: cracked.com [...] [...] 31st 2008 4:00pm [-] From: cracked.com [...]

]]> By: Darkness http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-17296 Darkness Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:00:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-17296 I prefer to go along with the "bludgeon corpse idea", if you don't mind :P I prefer to go along with the “bludgeon corpse idea”, if you don’t mind :P

]]> By: Hamish http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-17177 Hamish Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:07:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-17177 Who the hell wears a jacket in Haiti? I'm pretty sure the awkward silence was him trying to figure out what a jacket is... Then hilarity because he has never worn one in his life and he knew it was going to be fan-friggin-tastic when he finally got to bludgeon the last traces of life from her decimated corpse. Er. Maybe he was being polite. One or the other. Who the hell wears a jacket in Haiti? I’m pretty sure the awkward silence was him trying to figure out what a jacket is… Then hilarity because he has never worn one in his life and he knew it was going to be fan-friggin-tastic when he finally got to bludgeon the last traces of life from her decimated corpse. Er. Maybe he was being polite. One or the other.

]]> By: kingmonkey +1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15835 kingmonkey +1 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:35:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15835 You've never heard of pizzazz overload, Andy? It induces seizures. You’ve never heard of pizzazz overload, Andy? It induces seizures.

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15786 Andy Pants Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:37:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15786 There is no such thing as too much pizazz! There is no such thing as too much pizazz!

]]> By: Alyssa http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15620 Alyssa Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:49:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15620 First of all - AWESOME. I accidentally started it with my volume off and turned it up right at the point of his HEHEHEHEHEEEEEE creeper laugh. Fucking AWESOME. Then I re-watched it 5 times, laughing wildly, as the lady in the cubicle in front of me kept clipping her fingernails. Bitch. >awkward silence here< Secondly - How much money (or do they just use livestock in Haiti?)...goats...do you wanna bet that the jacket wearing skank got thrown into a volcano after that? First of all - AWESOME. I accidentally started it with my volume off and turned it up right at the point of his HEHEHEHEHEEEEEE creeper laugh. Fucking AWESOME. Then I re-watched it 5 times, laughing wildly, as the lady in the cubicle in front of me kept clipping her fingernails. Bitch.

>awkward silence here<

Secondly - How much money (or do they just use livestock in Haiti?)…goats…do you wanna bet that the jacket wearing skank got thrown into a volcano after that?

]]> By: CourtneyB http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15330 CourtneyB Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:30:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15330 He obviously forgot he was on television, was prepared to go over there and shake the hell out of that woman for sassing him. Luckily, he remembered the camera in front of him just in time and saved himself with his enchanting laughter. There. You obviously need the relation spoon fed to you. He obviously forgot he was on television, was prepared to go over there and shake the hell out of that woman for sassing him. Luckily, he remembered the camera in front of him just in time and saved himself with his enchanting laughter. There. You obviously need the relation spoon fed to you.

]]> By: Sean http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15297 Sean Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:59:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15297 I'm sick of that Haitian weather guy video. I've seen it a million times. Just kidding. It's impossible to get sick of that video. Anyone who doesn't immediately crack a giant smile after watching it is a fucking prick and should be immediately ostracized. I’m sick of that Haitian weather guy video. I’ve seen it a million times.

Just kidding. It’s impossible to get sick of that video. Anyone who doesn’t immediately crack a giant smile after watching it is a fucking prick and should be immediately ostracized.

]]> By: Namorgasm http://www.cracked.com/blog/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-15243 Namorgasm Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:37:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/31/haitian-weather-reports-are-unhelpful-baffling-and-awesome-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-15243 "So I won't need my jacket." "*stoney silence*" "hahahahahaha :D" That did cheer me up. “So I won’t need my jacket.”

“*stoney silence*”

“hahahahahaha :D”

That did cheer me up.

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