Grossly Offensive Unaired Super Bowl Ads (Just TRY To Not Click That Title)
While Ross and I only included one Salesgenie.com commercial in our rundown of the lamest Super Bowl ads, I think it's fair to say that all three ads the company produced could have by rights made the cut. They were stupid, borderline racist, and apparently entirely intentional. Turns out the company's strategy was to make the worst commercials possible, thereby GUARANTEEING that every lame Internet blogger would highlight them in the coming weeks (as I'm doing now. Congratulations Sales Genie, you're geniuses).
But that's not the whole story. Shockingly, the ads that aired were actually watered down versions of CEO Vinod Gupta's original scripts. Those preliminary scripts were recorded, and although they were ultimately deemed too offensive to run, my vast network of resources has located the lost commercials, presented for your displeasure now:
When not blogging for Cracked, Michael makes intentionally offensive videos as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
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ReplyI never saw that second one.
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HomicidalHombre: I actually just made these to be funny; it's really not about whistle blowing. I thought it would be funny to make super-racist videos, because I find racism funny. If anything, it's the OPPOSITE of a whistle blowing post. The funniest thing is that in this comment thread, I am accused of both racism AND being overly sensitive to race issues. I think I managed something very special there.
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Unless you're going to come up with a valid point sometime, I really wish you guys would shut up about racism . . anytime a minority with a legitimate matching minority accent shows up in a public broadcast you subject the innocent Cracked readers to another meaningless whistle blowing column. Would it be better if only whites were on tv?? I don't come here to debate boring pointless shit . . I come here to read funny pointless shit. Get back on it.
Replyit's true. i am indian and therefore a terrorist. funny, i dont feel like blowing stuff up though..
ReplySwaim I think you were scared by stereotypes as a child. The Capn' Crunch spot was funny though. "like we did Toucan Sam".
ReplyNormally, I come to this website and declare that certain things are racist (they usually are), but in this case, I really don't see anything that is out of line (except for maybe hidden midget racism in the Cap'n Crunch spot?)
Replybut those seem exactly like the commercials I saw during the superbowl.....
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