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	<title>Comments on: 11 Grand Theft Anecdotes</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: KLEERIC</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-121466</link>
		<dc:creator>KLEERIC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>GAMES DONT MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY ,WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF CRAZY IS.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GAMES DONT MAKE PEOPLE CRAZY ,WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF CRAZY IS.</p>
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		<title>By: Josh C.</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-119611</link>
		<dc:creator>Josh C.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i remember in GTA: SA there is one mountain that is so high the planes would fly into it. they made no move to get out of the way. one memory i will never forget is that IRL, I'm a firefighter, so i was driving the firetruck up the mountain and out of nowhere a plane slams into the road in front of me and careens out of control on fire, into other cars. it looked just like a real airplane crash. I just flicked on the sirens, put the fire out, and went on my way :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i remember in GTA: SA there is one mountain that is so high the planes would fly into it. they made no move to get out of the way. one memory i will never forget is that IRL, I&#8217;m a firefighter, so i was driving the firetruck up the mountain and out of nowhere a plane slams into the road in front of me and careens out of control on fire, into other cars. it looked just like a real airplane crash. I just flicked on the sirens, put the fire out, and went on my way <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: C</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-113790</link>
		<dc:creator>C</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not to mention that before GTA 4, only black people could swim.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not to mention that before GTA 4, only black people could swim.</p>
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		<title>By: Breeze</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-109276</link>
		<dc:creator>Breeze</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Original Playstation version taught me a valuable life lesson: super-bikes at full speed into walls = fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Original Playstation version taught me a valuable life lesson: super-bikes at full speed into walls = fun.</p>
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		<title>By: persoon</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-108302</link>
		<dc:creator>persoon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Best thing ever in GTA games- get a tank, infinte ammo, flying cars, and 5 star wanted level cheats all at once and watch the  chaos unfold in your flying doom tank while being chased by helicopters</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Best thing ever in GTA games- get a tank, infinte ammo, flying cars, and 5 star wanted level cheats all at once and watch the  chaos unfold in your flying doom tank while being chased by helicopters</p>
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		<title>By: BRAYDEN</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-105974</link>
		<dc:creator>BRAYDEN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good reading,thanks</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good reading,thanks</p>
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		<title>By: Alyssa Brown</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-102253</link>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You sir, are my hero.

We need to be friends :]

Yeah, so I have every grand theft auto game, and right now i’m playing liberty city stories and i dont know where my memory card is, so i started a new game, looked up some cheats and im just kinda passing the time of my pathetic life.

well i’m in shoreside vale and i dont know where the safe house is, so i googled it on the map and its like “safehouses are purple” and guess what?
There’s no damn purple ANYWHERE on that effing map…..

so i googled "where the fuck is the fucking hideout in shoreside fucking vale in liberty city fucking stories" and it brought me to this website.


Just so you know.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You sir, are my hero.</p>
<p>We need to be friends :]</p>
<p>Yeah, so I have every grand theft auto game, and right now i’m playing liberty city stories and i dont know where my memory card is, so i started a new game, looked up some cheats and im just kinda passing the time of my pathetic life.</p>
<p>well i’m in shoreside vale and i dont know where the safe house is, so i googled it on the map and its like “safehouses are purple” and guess what?<br />
There’s no damn purple ANYWHERE on that effing map…..</p>
<p>so i googled &#8220;where the fuck is the fucking hideout in shoreside fucking vale in liberty city fucking stories&#8221; and it brought me to this website.</p>
<p>Just so you know.</p>
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		<title>By: Alyssa Brown</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-102251</link>
		<dc:creator>Alyssa Brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 05:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You sir, are my hero.

We need to be friends :]

Yeah, so I have every grand theft auto game, and right now i'm playing liberty city stories and i dont know where my memory card is, so i started a new game, looked up some cheats and im just kinda passing the time of my pathetic life.

well i'm in shoreside vale and i dont know where the safe house is, so i googled it on the map and its like "safehouses are purple" and guess what?
There's no damn purple ANYWHERE on that effing map.....

fml.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You sir, are my hero.</p>
<p>We need to be friends :]</p>
<p>Yeah, so I have every grand theft auto game, and right now i&#8217;m playing liberty city stories and i dont know where my memory card is, so i started a new game, looked up some cheats and im just kinda passing the time of my pathetic life.</p>
<p>well i&#8217;m in shoreside vale and i dont know where the safe house is, so i googled it on the map and its like &#8220;safehouses are purple&#8221; and guess what?<br />
There&#8217;s no damn purple ANYWHERE on that effing map&#8230;..</p>
<p>fml.</p>
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		<title>By: Ayleid</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-100649</link>
		<dc:creator>Ayleid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahaha, these are all the things I love about GTA. Right, off to play VC now. Thanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahaha, these are all the things I love about GTA. Right, off to play VC now. Thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Duke Kirk</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/grand-theft-anecdotes/comment-page-3/#comment-96595</link>
		<dc:creator>Duke Kirk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:46:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>x_x My worst moment, in GTA, was in GTA IV. I sped past a barricade on a motorcycle, and got shot in the head. I didn't know it was possible, and I flew off the bike, into another barricade, following that, the bike hit me.

 But, it's not my copy, or I'd totally send it.

Butnotreally, of course.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>x_x My worst moment, in GTA, was in GTA IV. I sped past a barricade on a motorcycle, and got shot in the head. I didn&#8217;t know it was possible, and I flew off the bike, into another barricade, following that, the bike hit me.</p>
<p> But, it&#8217;s not my copy, or I&#8217;d totally send it.</p>
<p>Butnotreally, of course.</p>
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