Go Ask Alice... If Buffy Is Delusional
If you're wondering when you'll get a chance to see Sarah Michelle Gellar in the movies again, then you might have to keep wondering. Reportedly, the actress, best known for Buffy the Vampire Slayer, was to star in a remake of Alice in Wonderland, but the film has suffered numerous delays.
Gellar told reporters she is certain the movie will get made with her in the lead, but this recording of a call made to her agent indicates the former TV star is less than confident.
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I'm learning more everyday reading your blog. Thanks for all the hard work. I'm looking forward to more reading here!
Replythanks :)
ReplySomeone with a screen name of "SMGisthebest" just commented on the YouTube version of this post: "Fuck you!"
ReplyHow great is that? I got a comment from Sarah Michelle Gellar!
Snorg must be the bitch of the ironic t stores if they can't afford a decently hot young lady.
ReplyP.S. It clearly says on the Snorg girl's t-shirt "I have the Body of a God." Are you calling her shirt a liar, Brenda? (If so, I believe the shirt can sue you in the U.K.)
ReplyI'm still holding out for Cruel Intentions II: Just Girls Kissing.
ReplyI'll get the EMT's.
ReplyI feed her a mixture of cocaine and laxatives. She 's gonna be a star!
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ReplyBrenda? Are you referring to my crap or Wallsy's crap? And what's the crap part?
ReplyPlease feed your load of crap to the anorexic girl in the pantsless snorg ad.
ReplyBrilliant. :-)
ReplyAlso, I hope that movie never gets made. While a good movie adaptaion of Alice would be fantastic, such a thing seems highly unlikely, particularly with Buffy playing Alice. Even if they got someone the right age and appearance, video game movies are never good. :-(
I would just like you all to know I overdubed the phone ring in post production and that's something none of you will ever be able to take away from me.
ReplyFor all those attempting to catalyze an in-house blog war, please know that Swaim and I have already planned a comedic haiku to the death for next Monday.
Pretty good, pretty good.
ReplyThe writing was great, in my opinion, but I think the pacing or something was a bit off. Maybe if you talked faster? Maybe play up the sleeze-bag agent angle? Just my two cents.
Also, if I had to have an internet celebrity pick me up in a back alley on the "down-low", it would still be Swaim.
I love SMG. So sleek and sexy. And it puts out soooo many rounds per second.
ReplyGladstone, I don't know how to make you feel better besides offering you this life lesson:
ReplyLife ain't nothing... but bitches and money.
Hope that helpes.
Are you still right, if I only get two comments in a half an hour and one of them is you?
ReplyI guess the Cracked readers are all just busy trying to reconcile my appearance with that sexy avatar of mine...
TOLD YA GLADSTONE!
ReplyAlso: OMG I'M ALIVE!
Gladstone's vlog was funnier than Swaim's....
ReplyWhat's this world coming to?