Comments on: GnR’s Chinese Democracy Finally Available For Pre-Order, Ridicule http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:56:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: » Dr. Pepper, Axl Rose and a Completely Unrelated Video: The Friday Nooner (EST)! | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-14700 » Dr. Pepper, Axl Rose and a Completely Unrelated Video: The Friday Nooner (EST)! | Cracked.com Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:08:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/04/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-14700 [...] came up with this one doesn’t read the Cracked blog; we broke the Chinese Democracy story back in November, and if they’d been reading us back then, they’d know that Chinese Democracy is already [...] [...] came up with this one doesn’t read the Cracked blog; we broke the Chinese Democracy story back in November, and if they’d been reading us back then, they’d know that Chinese Democracy is already [...]

]]> By: RainbowBright http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-7005 RainbowBright Sun, 03 Feb 2008 00:13:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/04/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-7005 Buckethead's solo works shits all over the Snakepit record, and The Spagetti Incident also. While he does look like a bigger goof than Abbath from Immortal, he does have the chops to back it up. Buckethead’s solo works shits all over the Snakepit record, and The Spagetti Incident also.

While he does look like a bigger goof than Abbath from Immortal, he does have the chops to back it up.

]]> By: Pablito http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-3708 Pablito Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:33:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/04/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-3708 Man, you gotta be kidding. Both of Buckethead's and Ron Thal's abilities far far far leave Slash looking like an amateur. The harmonic intricacies of both guitarists certainly have put them in a circle of guitarists that is a far above than the pentatonic Slash. I do agree with the fact that the new GnR sucks. But I would not be as bold as to say the guitarists are bad. Both of them have mind blowing solo albums... Man, you gotta be kidding. Both of Buckethead’s and Ron Thal’s abilities far far far leave Slash looking like an amateur. The harmonic intricacies of both guitarists certainly have put them in a circle of guitarists that is a far above than the pentatonic Slash.

I do agree with the fact that the new GnR sucks. But I would not be as bold as to say the guitarists are bad. Both of them have mind blowing solo albums…

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-1585 Andy Pants Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:59:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/04/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-1585 I see a pretty simple formula emerging here. Apparently random B-word followed by apparently random body part. So logically it follows that GNR's next guitarist will be called. Bubblegum-penis. or Biscuit-kidney. Try it yourself. Or GNR's next guitarist could simply follow the example of his predecessor and name himself after a venerial disease. I'm predicting something along the lines of either. Ass Rabies. Or Genital Mushrooms. I see a pretty simple formula emerging here.

Apparently random B-word followed by apparently random body part. So logically it follows that GNR’s next guitarist will be called.

Bubblegum-penis.

or

Biscuit-kidney.

Try it yourself.

Or GNR’s next guitarist could simply follow the example of his predecessor and name himself after a venerial disease. I’m predicting something along the lines of either.

Ass Rabies.

Or

Genital Mushrooms.

]]> By: alex http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-207 alex Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:52:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/04/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-207 My god this analysis is so relevant, you should right a paper in Rolling Stone magazine. Do you have any information about any nausea epidemic in population exposed to sight of the bumblefoot guitar signature? My god this analysis is so relevant, you should right a paper in Rolling Stone magazine. Do you have any information about any nausea epidemic in population exposed to sight of the bumblefoot guitar signature?

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-30 Ross Wolinsky Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:25:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/04/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-30 He's no Slash, but then again I guess Bumblefoot is no Buckethead either. BUMBLEFOOT! Christ. Just learning that guy exists kinda ruined my Thursday. He’s no Slash, but then again I guess Bumblefoot is no Buckethead either.

BUMBLEFOOT! Christ. Just learning that guy exists kinda ruined my Thursday.

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-29 Michael Swaim Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:12:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/10/04/gnrs-chinese-democracy-finally-available-for-pre-order-ridicule/#comment-29 Buckethead is incredible, although I agree the name needs some work. I at least admire the fact that he's kept his true identity (almost) completely private for twenty-odd years. Buckethead is incredible, although I agree the name needs some work. I at least admire the fact that he’s kept his true identity (almost) completely private for twenty-odd years.

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