Britney Spears has lost custody of her two accidents children.
Which isn’t too big a deal, because she’s already physically lost the children themselves. Several times.
(See what I did there? I mocked Britney’s parenting prowess and implied that she’s as good a caretaker for her offspring as for her undergarments. That’s called COMEDY GENIUS, ladies and germs.)
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November 8th, 2007 at 9:12 am
*head assplodes*
October 1st, 2007 at 7:11 pm
I heard K-Fed is planning on giving custody of the kids to Sarah Silverman, while Britney is going to be adopted by Dina Lohan, who will then be adopted by Brangelina, making Angelina Jolie Britney’s kids’ great-grandmother.