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Girl, You're A Lady, Man! (Female Puberty Taught By David Bowie)

Somehow the 1950's got a hold of 1970's David Bowie and forced him to make this sex ed video for ladies.here be lyrics...

He was a cool, jive creepo with cyanide toes

He was poor and she was green in her marmalade cloak

They're just rainy old stars against the interstellar mob

They're fleeing back to their cosmic galactician homes

He was a spaceman, and we were dancing

We were dancing, while we were all spacemen

Girl, you're a lady, man!

It's female puberty taught by David Bowie

Oh, they're just having a toss with a uranium cross

They're alien freaks with stardustian moms

Yes, the diamond dust cracks and the planetoid's back with a sinister map of the world and subterranean girls

He was a spaceman, and we were dancing

We were all dancing, cause he was a spaceman

Girl, you're a lady, man!

It's female puberty taught by David Bowie!

He was a spaceman and we were dancing

We were dancing as if we were spacemen

Yes, we were spacemen and we were dancing

We were all dancing cause he was a spaceman

It's female puberty taught by David Bowie!

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