Girl, You're A Lady, Man! (Female Puberty Taught By David Bowie)
Somehow the 1950's got a hold of 1970's David Bowie and forced him to make this sex ed video for ladies.here be lyrics...
He was a cool, jive creepo with cyanide toes
He was poor and she was green in her marmalade cloak
They're just rainy old stars against the interstellar mob
They're fleeing back to their cosmic galactician homes
He was a spaceman, and we were dancing
We were dancing, while we were all spacemen
Girl, you're a lady, man!
It's female puberty taught by David Bowie
Oh, they're just having a toss with a uranium cross
They're alien freaks with stardustian moms
Yes, the diamond dust cracks and the planetoid's back with a sinister map of the world and subterranean girls
He was a spaceman, and we were dancing
We were all dancing, cause he was a spaceman
Girl, you're a lady, man!
It's female puberty taught by David Bowie!
He was a spaceman and we were dancing
We were dancing as if we were spacemen
Yes, we were spacemen and we were dancing
We were all dancing cause he was a spaceman
It's female puberty taught by David Bowie!
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ReplyYou're/he's cool as hell.
Though I doubt you would have been hired/hired him if you didn't already know that. So keep on truckin'.
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ReplyHahahaha. This is either utter bulls**t or some seriously amusing sarcasm. Either way, awesome.
Seriously, it's stuck in my head now and I'd like to be able to play it without dealing with Youtube. The net's expensive in some countries.
ReplyIs there an MP3 for this somewhere?
Reply>> Was this a single, or was it on an album?
ReplySingle, but it has appeared on the complilation albums Man Who Sold Tampons and The Collected Ziggy Stardust And The Hairiest Palms.
:0 that was just disturbing...
Replymehfag
ReplyThis is alright, but you can't really make fun of Bowie because he is awesome. Making fun of Bowie is like making fun of South Park, ridiculous.
ReplyNice. I dig the musical comedy.
ReplyDon't listen to the haters, Cody! I think you're awesome...
ReplyThis was funnier when it was on that extremely popular show "Flight of the Chonchords" ... but don't worry man, I bet you can come up with something original next time :-)
Replyfor fucks sake i know its a bad idea to post your best work right off the bat as to not suck way too soon in your career as an internet based comedy writer but this is so fucking bad the bar has been lowered and expectations are so low that even his best work will without doubt suck more than these last few ive read.....
Replycracked is fuckin losing it man
Was this a single, or was it on an album?
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Best I've seen from Cody's stuff. Hell of a lot funnier than the articles
ReplyI don't care if I am a man, I would have been much happier with this too.
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