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Carson City Council Smack
This is exactly why I stopped going to city council meetings. Everything is going along just fine, you're sitting there minding your own business listening to a deposition, and then BAM - some old lady taps you gently on the back of the head with a handful of papers. You're momentarily stunned, possibly in shock, but then it wears off a few seconds later and you suddenly realize how much pain you're in. That's when you let out an ear-splitting shriek, grab the armrest and gingerly hurl yourself to the floor. That's why I stopped going to city council meetings - because that kept happening to me ALL THE TIME.
These days I spend most of my days at the city treasurer's office. Things are a lot quieter there, and they have a handful of outdated general interest magazines in the lobby, so I get a lot of reading done, too. It might not be the most exciting way to while away the day, but at least it's not, you know, DANGEROUS. Not like those city council meetings in Carson, California.
In case you were wondering, the "assailant" in this video is a woman named Vera Robles DeWitt. She's a former mayor of Carson herself, and based on her website - which features a screenshot from the video right there on the main page, not to mention a whole press section (I'm apparently the last person to see this video) - I can only assume that she wants people to watch this clip. Probably to help clear her name of the (no joke) misdemeanor battery charges that were filed against her. You know - for gently tapping that woman on the back of the head with a handful of papers.
I guess the moral of the story is "Fuck Carson, California."
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ReplyJust run out the mexicans and blacks and the crime will go away in USA. Use the military, shoot any that try to cross the borders.
ReplyThis is worse than any one has said. The fat old magot is the criminal. Do you want some one to be able to fake an injury so obviously as her and then get prosicuted. The da is also a criminal she dident prosicut the magot for setting up the woman whe barly touched her. Where do we draw the Help I was attaced with a feather duster. The idiot saing she was struck in the eye. These people run our citys if you are not concerned about the trash thet leads us you should be. Carson the corruption ses pool. Good exampl to our kids by an ols fat ass magot.
ReplyNow, here in Chicago it would've been different. At least six or seven people would've fallen to the floor with her, and they'd ALL sue the city for....well, for something. And they'd get paid.
ReplyA bus was involved in an accident downtown a few years ago, with about ten people onboard.
Nearly FIFTY people were taken to the hospital. I shit you not.
What a Faker.. How long does it take to fall, according to her, first put her hand on her head and 2 sec later she gets up and falls.
ReplyThe most telling sign has to be how she carefully collapses from her chair, no doubt reeling from the staggering impact of the bludgeoning she just received. Her acting wasn't as convincing as, say, Kaeto Kailin's or Paris Hilton's may have been.
ReplyWas that staged? As soon as anything bad happened, everyone started to bandwagon around the faker...
Replythat was fucking insane
ReplyI hope she gets re-elected as mayor in the future.
ReplyI hope that black woman was calling her out for being a retard
ReplyI love how as soon as she is hit, the black man to the right of her shows the same level of unneeded concern and jumps up to help her.
ReplyDude, I could so kick Carson City's ass.
ReplyEither that woman is a terrible actor, or DeWitt used the Five Point-Palm Exploding Heart Technique on the back of her head, and so her death was delayed.
ReplyROFL "...the R2D2 scream..." made me have to watch the video a 3rd time and listen for it...
Reply"...the R2D2 scream..." I think the funniest thing I have read on this website in weeks.
A farmer I'm pretty sure he was having drunk-sex with on the quiet. But I concede the point.
ReplyUnless you're Prescott taking a swing at a farmer.
ReplyI love the savage majesty of American politics - our politicians in England are far too polite to each other, they just get drunk and have sex with rentboys on the quiet. U.S.A, U.S.A!
ReplyFor shame Carson City, for shame.
ReplyIt's the R2D2 scream.
ReplyThe Fat Old White Lady (FOWL for short) must have eyes in the back of her head. My mom had that too. I hope the FOWL recovers okay and suffers no lasting injuries from her fake fall on teh ground.
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