Comments on: Fox Whores Itself For Cookies (or I AM NOT DAN O’BRIEN)

By: Superstar2559

Superstar2559 — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:50:04 +0000

This was fantastic. Write more often.

By: MontyB

MontyB — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:59:42 +0000

“Gladstone, this is not a problem. Buckholz punching my Grandma right in the face was a problem. But a handful of readers confusing you and DOB is not a problem.”

“First of all, Polly-Wants-A-Jacker, your Grandma totally had it coming. But second…”
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“Yeah, but I’m Gladstone. The name is synonymous with humor and class. ‘O’Brien’ is synonymous with functional alcoholism and chlamydia.”
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And the entire last paragraph.
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I don’t think anything has ever made me laugh out loud like this before while reading… I always love articles about the actual cracked staff.

By: Adam

Adam — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:38:06 +0000

Um…Wow.

By: Fiendish

Fiendish — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:42:25 +0000

I don’t know what a public slander campaign is, but I think it’s high time someone engaged in one for my affections. Preferably a Cracked blogger. Failing that, maybe one of The Strokes.

By: Lounsey

Lounsey — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:20:34 +0000

Which superpower would you prefer to have? Partial Invisibility or Blurred X-Ray vision?

By: Gladstone

Gladstone — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:13:01 +0000

Thank Reba. It’s not that fine an art. I mean, if DOB can do it…

By: Gladstone

Gladstone — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:12:08 +0000

GMan! where ya been?

By: Gman

Gman — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:53:57 +0000

This was all kinds of Awesome, good job Gladstone.

By: Metalbrainsurgery, Opeth Awaits

Metalbrainsurgery, Opeth Awaits — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:39:32 +0000

Glad I could help with the thesis J-pappi. Just make sure you cite that shit properly.

By: Reba

Reba — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:11:50 +0000

I love your nicknames. Tic-Jack-Toe is my favorite, closely followed by Ex-Jack Change Lane (due to its sheer “are you kidding me” factor). I guess it takes practice. It’s a fine art.