Flying Dildos Are The New Che Guevara: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
There have been many powerful iconic symbols throughout the history of political dissent. The peace symbol makes us think about how we need to end all wars. The hammer and sickle represents communism, looks great on a t-shirt, and can totally get you laid at certain keggers if you play your cards right. A raised black fist makes us think about those afro picks with black fists for handles, and how cool it would be to have an afro.
A crossed-out ghost is great, but the same ghost sticking up two fingers? Not so much. Where do these symbols gain their power, and why do some become iconic while others fall by the wayside? Why is the Batman logo known the world over, while Ripclaw, a Native American cyborg shapeshifter, is remembered only by fans of Native American superheroes? Why do hippies love yin yangs while goths prefer anhks, and why does the color red symbolize the anger everyone feels when they think about hippies and goths? Why did the hooded man standing on a box come to symbolize the Abu Ghraib torture scandal instead of a slice of pizza or a cellular phone? The last answer is simple - because those things are not related to Abu Ghraib in any way shape or form - but the rest? Nobody knows.
That being said, I'd like you all to think long and hard (no pun intended) about this video of an interrupted speech by chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov. I don't know what Kasparov's speech was about, I don't know why it was controversial, and I have no idea why someone chose to express their dissent by flying a remote-controlled helicockter into the room, but I do know that whoever did it was clearly a forward-thinking genius who will be forever remembered, even in anonymity, by the annals of history (unlike that shitty Ripclaw guy). Not only did they get their point across, but they inadvertently just created a symbol of dissent that will define our generation for decades to come.
Take that, Che Guevara.









haha. BRILLIANT !!!
ReplyNo The Ghostbusters 2 Logo is known, and Famous, And Ripclaw is known a bit too! And The Batman logo is not the Ghostbusters logo and the guy can't do the Ghostbusters 2 logo with his hands it's copyrighted! Where can i get that shirt? can you email me?
ReplyIm going to ad this to my twitter.
ReplyLol. Does it shoot sperm bullets? I don't think I will ever look at a dildo the same again.
ReplyIf that conference was in Russia, and I think it was in Russia, then that
Replyguy who flew the revolutionary dong-copter is probably tied to a chair having dildos thrown at him.
Somebody else knows who Joe Cotten is! My dream is already coming true!
ReplyI can totally see J Mascis or Joe Cotten or somebody writing a song about this.
Reply@Clint Allen, Yes, it WAS a typo, but I can see that the typo has had a profound effect on you. You have my permission and my blessing to use it as your primary insult
ReplyDidn't the whole idea of the peniscopter come from Second Life? That's what I heard.
Reply@Miko:
ReplyIt makes sense if you know what he's talking about.
"Rule 0 of political struggle is *respect for one's opponent*, recognition of equal rights of politicians with differing views, a desire for open negotiations..." Enter the dongcopter. Basically, "Here's respect you're worthy of, Garry". Epic win.
Penis!
Reply@ Gemineye870530,
ReplyThat's a true story. Nowadays the teacher would have never let me go outside without some kind of supervision and would have believed me when I told her about it and every cop in the world would have been there in about two minutes.
To top it all off I couldn't have snack or lunch that day either, because I lost my damn money.
@Assgoblin Fleshlight rockets , that's to fucking funny, hahahahahahaha!
We need an armory of rocket fleshlights, just in case were ever invaded by dildocopters.
Replyso is that helicockter a flying fuck? Maybe this is how Garry Kasparov says he doesn't give a flying fuck or perhaps that he doesn't put up with dicks. Maybe this was a protest saying that Kasparov is a total pussy. Maybe he'l be the worst cock block in history.
ReplyOr perhaps russia has awesome political protests.
glendoor42, that was one of the saddest stories i've heard. I would have ran too.
Reply@Dennis, I think Paris is just misunderstood. I'd definitely fuck her with a helicockter.
ReplyWow, would that scene in Apocalypse Now not be the coolest ever with a squad of those things destroying that village to "Flight of the Valkyries?
Ripclaw was a Native American?
ReplyWe should form a helicockter squad.
Replysome how I dont thing blackgirls had intrests in flying dildo shirts (that can be taken many ways).
ReplyI need to buy me a helicockter.
That is simply the best form of protest I have ever seen. Screw Gandhi, this wins.
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