Comments on: Florida Threatens To Secede, America Goes Back To Sleep http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:56:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Julian http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-125944 Julian Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:58:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-125944 Wow, really. I live in Florida and I love it here. This guy really has some problems he needs to go see a shrik about. How did we go from "I hate Florida" to "I hate God". Someone has some past issues they need to address. "Middle School is a place where you lose faith....", that line alone leads me to believe the author must have some form of post-traumatic stress disorder as something very bad must have happened there. Wow, really. I live in Florida and I love it here. This guy really has some problems he needs to go see a shrik about. How did we go from “I hate Florida” to “I hate God”. Someone has some past issues they need to address. “Middle School is a place where you lose faith….”, that line alone leads me to believe the author must have some form of post-traumatic stress disorder as something very bad must have happened there.

]]> By: Ion http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-125532 Ion Sun, 15 Nov 2009 02:44:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-125532 He is mearly bashing the supreme Idiocy of Florida's Government and a large number of its denizens. If you are on the internet that basically rules out most of the old people. So, with that demographic gone that leaves maybye 10 to 20 people. If you have actually read the article that means you are literate. which makes you one of perhaps five of the 20 we had left. Congratulations to swaim getting the entire literate demographic of florida up in arms. And the bit with religion is part of the argument that begain with our founding fathers; Should Government and religion be seperate? Unlike are founding fathers who all decided that government and religion should be seperated, our current populace [in the south] can't quite make the logical connection. Because, lets be honest here, Religion and stupidity commonly go hand in hand. (See: Crusades, Jihads, Genocide, Scientology, Inqusitions, Witch Hunts, The list go's on...) In any case I would miss universal, but its a small price to pay for Freedom (from all that bullshit). He is mearly bashing the supreme Idiocy of Florida’s Government and a large number of its denizens. If you are on the internet that basically rules out most of the old people. So, with that demographic gone that leaves maybye 10 to 20 people. If you have actually read the article that means you are literate. which makes you one of perhaps five of the 20 we had left. Congratulations to swaim getting the entire literate demographic of florida up in arms. And the bit with religion is part of the argument that begain with our founding fathers; Should Government and religion be seperate? Unlike are founding fathers who all decided that government and religion should be seperated, our current populace [in the south] can’t quite make the logical connection. Because, lets be honest here, Religion and stupidity commonly go hand in hand. (See: Crusades, Jihads, Genocide, Scientology, Inqusitions, Witch Hunts, The list go’s on…) In any case I would miss universal, but its a small price to pay for Freedom (from all that bullshit).

]]> By: Repent http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-124726 Repent Wed, 11 Nov 2009 06:56:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-124726 Swaim you have hurt me deeply I love god so much. Now we must part. Swaim you have hurt me deeply I love god so much. Now we must part.

]]> By: LeakMirrorThief http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-124640 LeakMirrorThief Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:14:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-124640 The religion bashing was the best part of it all. The religion bashing was the best part of it all.

]]> By: Jonat http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-123662 Jonat Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:37:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-123662 Swaim, you're pretty funny, but don't you think making the bashing of religion half of your reasoning for castrating Florida was a dick move? Swaim, you’re pretty funny, but don’t you think making the bashing of religion half of your reasoning for castrating Florida was a dick move?

]]> By: TreyDogg http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-123572 TreyDogg Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:16:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-123572 Just lost respect for you Swaim. Screw Florida, but there was no place in this article for blantant religion bashing. Asshole. Just lost respect for you Swaim. Screw Florida, but there was no place in this article for blantant religion bashing. Asshole.

]]> By: iggy http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-113243 iggy Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:33:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-113243 I'm Floridian, bite me I’m Floridian, bite me

]]> By: Shelby http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-109080 Shelby Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:40:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-109080 We'll all move to hell. At least it's a dry heat. And it probably has better real estate. We’ll all move to hell. At least it’s a dry heat. And it probably has better real estate.

]]> By: Cat http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-105621 Cat Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:08:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-105621 yeah, we need to castrate the united states. to be fair, as someone living in FL, we here know that the people voted Gore in 2000, so it's hard to blame the voters. And religion can't warn us of the goddamn hurricanes that just love to hit this shitty state. yeah, we need to castrate the united states. to be fair, as someone living in FL, we here know that the people voted Gore in 2000, so it’s hard to blame the voters.

And religion can’t warn us of the goddamn hurricanes that just love to hit this shitty state.

]]> By: Max http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-86974 Max Sat, 16 May 2009 17:28:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-86974 Living in Florida is roughly akin to being raped with a power drill day in and day out. For the love of (the nonexistent) god, help me. Living in Florida is roughly akin to being raped with a power drill day in and day out.

For the love of (the nonexistent) god, help me.

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