Comments on: Florida Threatens To Secede, America Goes Back To Sleep http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:03:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Jonat http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-123662 Jonat Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:37:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-123662 Swaim, you're pretty funny, but don't you think making the bashing of religion half of your reasoning for castrating Florida was a dick move? Swaim, you’re pretty funny, but don’t you think making the bashing of religion half of your reasoning for castrating Florida was a dick move?

]]> By: TreyDogg http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-123572 TreyDogg Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:16:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-123572 Just lost respect for you Swaim. Screw Florida, but there was no place in this article for blantant religion bashing. Asshole. Just lost respect for you Swaim. Screw Florida, but there was no place in this article for blantant religion bashing. Asshole.

]]> By: iggy http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-113243 iggy Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:33:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-113243 I'm Floridian, bite me I’m Floridian, bite me

]]> By: Shelby http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-109080 Shelby Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:40:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-109080 We'll all move to hell. At least it's a dry heat. And it probably has better real estate. We’ll all move to hell. At least it’s a dry heat. And it probably has better real estate.

]]> By: Cat http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-105621 Cat Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:08:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-105621 yeah, we need to castrate the united states. to be fair, as someone living in FL, we here know that the people voted Gore in 2000, so it's hard to blame the voters. And religion can't warn us of the goddamn hurricanes that just love to hit this shitty state. yeah, we need to castrate the united states. to be fair, as someone living in FL, we here know that the people voted Gore in 2000, so it’s hard to blame the voters.

And religion can’t warn us of the goddamn hurricanes that just love to hit this shitty state.

]]> By: Max http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-86974 Max Sat, 16 May 2009 17:28:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-86974 Living in Florida is roughly akin to being raped with a power drill day in and day out. For the love of (the nonexistent) god, help me. Living in Florida is roughly akin to being raped with a power drill day in and day out.

For the love of (the nonexistent) god, help me.

]]> By: CJ Neill http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-64321 CJ Neill Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:36:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-64321 That article about I.D. in Florida makes me ashamed to have been born in Polk County. Good thing I hauled ass out of there. That article about I.D. in Florida makes me ashamed to have been born in Polk County. Good thing I hauled ass out of there.

]]> By: hoohay http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-62291 hoohay Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:55:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-62291 If you can't live life without raping and murdering without being afraid of going to a really hot place when you die then fuck you and fuck religion...thank you If you can’t live life without raping and murdering without being afraid of going to a really hot place when you die then fuck you and fuck religion…thank you

]]> By: Darkmage http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-60091 Darkmage Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:31:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-60091 One major thing religion can't do is provide an ounce of proof! Or decent wine, apparently. Have you ever had Church wine? For the blood of christ it's plain awful! Oh and that arm-phone is fucking awesome! I would totally have that. One major thing religion can’t do is provide an ounce of proof! Or decent wine, apparently. Have you ever had Church wine? For the blood of christ it’s plain awful!

Oh and that arm-phone is fucking awesome! I would totally have that.

]]> By: Staggslaw http://www.cracked.com/blog/florida-threatens-to-secede-america-goes-back-to-sleep/comment-page-5/#comment-58771 Staggslaw Sat, 06 Dec 2008 12:27:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1240#comment-58771 It can't make you any stupider than you already are. That would be impossible. It can’t make you any stupider than you already are. That would be impossible.

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