Comments on: 5 Responsible Ways To Mock Everything http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:15:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: What Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09 | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-110807 What Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09 | Cracked.com Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:00:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-110807 [...] fellow Cracked columnist and comedy professor at Internet University Seanbaby advocates a policy of Defending the Movie to Aliens,” whereby the ridiculously shitty nature of the movie is deconstructed and revealed in the process of [...] [...] fellow Cracked columnist and comedy professor at Internet University Seanbaby advocates a policy of Defending the Movie to Aliens,” whereby the ridiculously shitty nature of the movie is deconstructed and revealed in the process of [...]

]]> By: hrhc13 http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-106536 hrhc13 Sat, 22 Aug 2009 08:57:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-106536 With Google Translate I translated this... "Sometimes you want to make a joke but you don’t have a submarine. Or even a fart. What do you do then? How can you make a joke when there’s nothing to joke about. Take a lesson from the dyslexics. You know how you see a sign that says “CAUTION WET FLOOR?” Well, I don’t want to spoil their secrets, but dyslexics see “PLARGO COCK FLARP.” You and I can’t be that lucky, but we have the next best thing. With modern technology, such as online translation programs, the ancient linguistic techniques of the Orient can create a suitable hilarious substitute:" ...first to Chinese (traditional), then to Japanese and then back to English which equals... "In some cases, you want a joke, does not need a submarine. Well, poop. How do you do? What a joke, what a joke Arimasunaku. Please lessons to dyslexia. You know the sign read: "Caution wet floor" Oh, not to destroy the secret of our dyslexia, "PLARGO FLARP Please see Seal." You and I fortunately can not, our second best. Modern technology, including online translation program that can create a suitable alternative to the ancient oriental gay language skills" I love Google translate. :) Awesome article Sean! With Google Translate I translated this…

“Sometimes you want to make a joke but you don’t have a submarine. Or even a fart. What do you do then? How can you make a joke when there’s nothing to joke about. Take a lesson from the dyslexics. You know how you see a sign that says “CAUTION WET FLOOR?” Well, I don’t want to spoil their secrets, but dyslexics see “PLARGO COCK FLARP.” You and I can’t be that lucky, but we have the next best thing. With modern technology, such as online translation programs, the ancient linguistic techniques of the Orient can create a suitable hilarious substitute:”

…first to Chinese (traditional), then to Japanese and then back to English which equals…

“In some cases, you want a joke, does not need a submarine. Well, poop. How do you do? What a joke, what a joke Arimasunaku. Please lessons to dyslexia. You know the sign read: “Caution wet floor” Oh, not to destroy the secret of our dyslexia, “PLARGO FLARP Please see Seal.” You and I fortunately can not, our second best. Modern technology, including online translation program that can create a suitable alternative to the ancient oriental gay language skills”

I love Google translate. :) Awesome article Sean!

]]> By: Shogun http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-105278 Shogun Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:15:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-105278 @Garth "anyone who cannot answer the following question has lost not only the right, but the ability to question Seanbaby about anything, ever: DOES HOBO BABY COUNT AS LEATHER? No answer? Shut your talking hole, you saggy-lipped Berber." LMAO!!!! High fucking five! @Garth

“anyone who cannot answer the following question has lost not only the right, but the ability to question Seanbaby about anything, ever:

DOES HOBO BABY COUNT AS LEATHER?

No answer? Shut your talking hole, you saggy-lipped Berber.”

LMAO!!!! High fucking five!

]]> By: SeanNotBaby http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-102785 SeanNotBaby Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:06:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-102785 I'd like spell to be correct, but troll below me have letters caught betwixt teeth. By read this he look me funny, as this: >8C I’d like spell to be correct, but troll below me have letters caught betwixt teeth. By read this he look me funny, as this: >8C

]]> By: samearticle? http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-95159 samearticle? Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:44:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-95159 Are these comments from a different article?? Did these guys actually read it? This is 5 responsible ways to mock everything right?? I just don't see how anyone could take offense to this being not funny- those people should be watching white chicks Are these comments from a different article?? Did these guys actually read it? This is 5 responsible ways to mock everything right?? I just don’t see how anyone could take offense to this being not funny- those people should be watching white chicks

]]> By: oh http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-95158 oh Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:38:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-95158 I just got it - the reason there are so many comments saying "not funny" is because they got defensive from having their talent brought into question. I really am incredulous that they aren't embarrassed by not getting the funny shit though.. I just got it - the reason there are so many comments saying “not funny” is because they got defensive from having their talent brought into question. I really am incredulous that they aren’t embarrassed by not getting the funny shit though..

]]> By: (required) http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-95157 (required) Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:35:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-95157 i thought this was very clever- all these comments below are from morons or should I say morans i thought this was very clever- all these comments below are from morons or should I say morans

]]> By: wtfbbq http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-95124 wtfbbq Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:13:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-95124 Hey seanbaby. You know drugs? Do less of those. Hey seanbaby. You know drugs? Do less of those.

]]> By: JewBoi http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-94714 JewBoi Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:26:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-94714 ya this was a waste time, thank god i stopped reading 3 paragraphs in... not your best work... the sims 3 article cracked my shit up tho ya this was a waste time, thank god i stopped reading 3 paragraphs in… not your best work… the sims 3 article cracked my shit up tho

]]> By: M.I http://www.cracked.com/blog/five-new-ways-to-mock/comment-page-6/#comment-94423 M.I Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:38:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8348#comment-94423 Whats the name of that italian sausage I hate so much.......Boloney!!!! U've wasted 15 mins of my life. Whats the name of that italian sausage I hate so much…….Boloney!!!!
U’ve wasted 15 mins of my life.

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