Comments on: Everything I need to know I learned from He-Man http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:20:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: jojo http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-83565 jojo Sat, 02 May 2009 12:21:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-83565 i dont think so . That really strange i dont think so .
That really strange

]]> By: How to Get Six Pack Fast http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-80282 How to Get Six Pack Fast Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:37:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-80282 Not that I'm totally impressed, but this is more than I expected for when I found a link on SU telling that the info here is quite decent. Thanks. Not that I’m totally impressed, but this is more than I expected for when I found a link on SU telling that the info here is quite decent. Thanks.

]]> By: TurkeyBaster http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-59195 TurkeyBaster Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:19:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-59195 well the best show was roundhouse. i wish it was atleast on dvd. the gi joe movie is coming out soon! well the best show was roundhouse. i wish it was atleast on dvd. the gi joe movie is coming out soon!

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-56534 KingBushwick the33rd Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:52:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-56534 True,but then again,"He Man"didn't get turned into a Box Office Smash last year like"Transformers"!! GI Joe was okay,but seeing as I'm about to hit the big 50 in February,I kinda like the organized mayhem of the cartoons I grew up on in the 60's:Tom&Jerry;Looney Tunes;Rocky&Bullwinkle;George of the Jungle;Yogi Bear and Quick Draw McGraw!!!* FYI:Cartoon Network:Dump the interchangeable crapola cartoons and the Anime Crapola and'Adult Swim'Crapfests like"Aqua Teen Hunger Force"and bring back the great old above mentioned toons listed above!! FYI Part 2:Warner Home Video-Since you own the copyrights to all the Hanna Barbera Cartoons,BRING "QUICK DRAW MCGRAW"OUT ON DVD ASAP!!! PUHLEASE!!! Actually,the sissiest cartoon character was Casper The Friendly Ghost!!Think about it!!He goes up to innocent bystanders and sez"Can I Be Your Friend??"only to watch them freak out and run screaming like they've escaped from the Insane Asylum!! Then he gets all whiny assed and starts bawling like a Swiss Schoolgirl until a little kid or some animal befriends him!! Hmm!!A stranger in a white sheet befriends a little kid?? Sounds like the KKK's got a new recruiting tactic!! "What's the matter Casper??". "No one wants to be my friend!!". "I'll be your friend Casper!!". "You Will??Great!!By the way,have I told you how Seven Jewish Bankers who all work for the Rothschilds have this secret plan to let inferior races undermine the pure Aryan Americans who built this country??". "Well,Gee Casper,No They Didn't!!". "Well Timmy,how would you like to come to our meeting tonight outside of town??We'll have sing alongs and a big ol'bonfire where the Grand Dragon gives a speech right before we burn a cross!!". "Oh Boy!!Would I??!!!You Bet!!Can I Bring a Few Friends Along??". "Well,as long as theyr'e not named Jose;Nyugen;Guisippe;Hyman;Achmed;Ivan or Keisha,you sure can!!". While wer'e on the subject of CTFG Cartoons,I imagine what it'd be like if Rodney Daingergield and Michael Jackson showed up: "Nobody Wants To Be My Friend Because I'm a Ghost!!". "Ha!!I Know How You Feel Casper!!". "Rodney Daingerfield??". "Yeah Casper,I'm Tellin'Ya I Get No Respect!!!I Caught My Wife In Bed With The FedEx Guy!!I Said'What Do You Think Your'e Doing???!!'. She Looked At Me Then She Looked At Me and Said'Told You He wouldn't Know!!'.". "And I Know How You feel Too Casper!!I'm Very Pale;Adults Are Scared Of Me But Kids Love Me!!". "Michael Jackson???Man,This Shit's Getting Too Freaky For Me!! Rodney Daingerfield I Can Handle,But Michael Jackson??Way Too Freaky Deaky!!". True,but then again,”He Man”didn’t get turned into a Box Office Smash last year like”Transformers”!!
GI Joe was okay,but seeing as I’m about to hit the big 50 in February,I kinda like the organized mayhem of the cartoons I grew up on in the 60’s:Tom&Jerry;Looney Tunes;Rocky&Bullwinkle;George of the Jungle;Yogi Bear and Quick Draw McGraw!!!*
FYI:Cartoon Network:Dump the interchangeable crapola cartoons and the Anime Crapola and’Adult Swim’Crapfests like”Aqua Teen Hunger Force”and bring back the great old above mentioned toons listed above!!
FYI Part 2:Warner Home Video-Since you own the copyrights to all the Hanna Barbera Cartoons,BRING “QUICK DRAW MCGRAW”OUT ON DVD ASAP!!!
PUHLEASE!!!
Actually,the sissiest cartoon character was Casper The Friendly Ghost!!Think about it!!He goes up to innocent bystanders and sez”Can I Be Your Friend??”only to watch them freak out and run screaming like they’ve escaped from the Insane Asylum!!
Then he gets all whiny assed and starts bawling like a Swiss Schoolgirl until a little kid or some animal befriends him!!
Hmm!!A stranger in a white sheet befriends a little kid??
Sounds like the KKK’s got a new recruiting tactic!!
“What’s the matter Casper??”.
“No one wants to be my friend!!”.
“I’ll be your friend Casper!!”.
“You Will??Great!!By the way,have I told you how Seven Jewish Bankers who all work for the Rothschilds have this secret plan to let inferior races undermine the pure Aryan Americans who built this country??”.
“Well,Gee Casper,No They Didn’t!!”.
“Well Timmy,how would you like to come to our meeting tonight
outside of town??We’ll have sing alongs and a big ol’bonfire where the Grand Dragon gives a speech right before we burn a cross!!”.
“Oh Boy!!Would I??!!!You Bet!!Can I Bring a Few Friends Along??”.
“Well,as long as theyr’e not named Jose;Nyugen;Guisippe;Hyman;Achmed;Ivan or Keisha,you sure can!!”.
While wer’e on the subject of CTFG Cartoons,I imagine what it’d be like if Rodney Daingergield and Michael Jackson showed up:
“Nobody Wants To Be My Friend Because I’m a Ghost!!”.
“Ha!!I Know How You Feel Casper!!”.
“Rodney Daingerfield??”.
“Yeah Casper,I’m Tellin’Ya I Get No Respect!!!I Caught My Wife In Bed With The FedEx Guy!!I Said’What Do You Think Your’e Doing???!!’.
She Looked At Me Then She Looked At Me and Said’Told You He wouldn’t Know!!’.”.
“And I Know How You feel Too Casper!!I’m Very Pale;Adults Are Scared Of Me But Kids Love Me!!”.
“Michael Jackson???Man,This Shit’s Getting Too Freaky For Me!!
Rodney Daingerfield I Can Handle,But Michael Jackson??Way Too Freaky Deaky!!”.

]]> By: JohnnyRebelwhiteout http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-56207 JohnnyRebelwhiteout Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:17:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-56207 He Man And transformers sucked and was for sissys. GI JOE WAS THE GREATEST He Man And transformers sucked and was for sissys. GI JOE WAS THE GREATEST

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-55132 KingBushwick the33rd Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:46:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-55132 I watched this piece o'cheap crapola a few times in the 80's because there probably wasn't anything else on at the time!! Okay,Before There Was"The Ambigiously Gay Duo"of'Ace and Gary',There Was He Man and His Crew!!! James Dobson Went AfterThe Wrong Cartoon in 2005!! "Spongebob Squarepants"Ain't Part Of The"Homosexual Agenda"!!* "He Man"Was!! (*Although I Feel That It was About Drugs!Think About It:Spongebob's Definitely Been Tweakin'Meth while Patrick's Been Smokin' WAAYY Too Much Weed while Squidawrd's Hooked On Oxycontinin!!). You Could Tell By His Hair Do and His Entourage!! Pals Like"Ram Man"!!How Gay Can You Get?? Hell,They Predated Queer Eye For The Straight Guy By two Decades!! And The Guy Who Played Jack on"Will and Grace",Most Definitely'Dorko'!! All we Need Is An Appearance By Ted Haggard and We'll "Have A Gay Old Time!!". I watched this piece o’cheap crapola a few times in the 80’s because there probably wasn’t anything else on at the time!!
Okay,Before There Was”The Ambigiously Gay Duo”of’Ace and Gary’,There Was He Man and His Crew!!!
James Dobson Went AfterThe Wrong Cartoon in 2005!!
“Spongebob Squarepants”Ain’t Part Of The”Homosexual Agenda”!!*
“He Man”Was!!
(*Although I Feel That It was About Drugs!Think About It:Spongebob’s Definitely Been Tweakin’Meth while Patrick’s Been Smokin’ WAAYY Too Much Weed while Squidawrd’s Hooked On Oxycontinin!!).
You Could Tell By His Hair Do and His Entourage!!
Pals Like”Ram Man”!!How Gay Can You Get??
Hell,They Predated Queer Eye For The Straight Guy By two Decades!!
And The Guy Who Played Jack on”Will and Grace”,Most Definitely’Dorko’!!
All we Need Is An Appearance By Ted Haggard and We’ll “Have A Gay Old Time!!”.

]]> By: umaianime http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-55126 umaianime Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:44:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-55126 great article haha great article haha

]]> By: specter http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-54846 specter Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:10:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-54846 surprisingly enough, i learned fuck all from this article. no info on how to be a strait he-man (is it even possible?). I think my balls just died from his god damned haircut, and im pretty sure it's not a good thing. congratulations to azrael who has evidently never had anything more exiting than being the first to post on a blog happen in his life. but thank you for not saying "FIIIIIRRRSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!" besides, im the greatest human being ever. you got no right steppin in on my turf, bitch! surprisingly enough, i learned fuck all from this article. no info on how to be a strait he-man (is it even possible?). I think my balls just died from his god damned haircut, and im pretty sure it’s not a good thing.

congratulations to azrael who has evidently never had anything more exiting than being the first to post on a blog happen in his life. but thank you for not saying “FIIIIIRRRSSSTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!”
besides, im the greatest human being ever. you got no right steppin in on my turf, bitch!

]]> By: J-Pappi http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-54507 J-Pappi Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:28:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-54507 The waxed buff chest and Prince Valiant haircut are about as gay a combo as you can get. I always wanted to fuck Teela 'cause I knew she wasn't getting any (unless it was from Battlecat). The waxed buff chest and Prince Valiant haircut are about as gay a combo as you can get. I always wanted to fuck Teela ’cause I knew she wasn’t getting any (unless it was from Battlecat).

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-he-man/comment-page-1/#comment-54441 Panzer-Stier Ross Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:30:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4957#comment-54441 You don't want to know what's under that robe quite frankly. You don’t want to know what’s under that robe quite frankly.

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