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	<title>Comments on: Elevating The Discourse One Video At A Time: The Friday Nooner (EST)!</title>
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		<title>By: Denver Zoo Coupons</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-110155</link>
		<dc:creator>Denver Zoo Coupons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 06:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write in my site something like that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write in my site something like that.</p>
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		<title>By: bootlicker</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-56873</link>
		<dc:creator>bootlicker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First, this is the most awesome video ever! Wish I could do that!

Second, this reminds me of the scene from M*A*S*H (the movie, not the lame TV show) where a guy is in a complete body cast and every once in a while a nurse comes by and takes his full urine collection bottle and attaches it to his IV and takes the empty IV bottle and attaches it to his urinary catheter.

Good times.........</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First, this is the most awesome video ever! Wish I could do that!</p>
<p>Second, this reminds me of the scene from M*A*S*H (the movie, not the lame TV show) where a guy is in a complete body cast and every once in a while a nurse comes by and takes his full urine collection bottle and attaches it to his IV and takes the empty IV bottle and attaches it to his urinary catheter.</p>
<p>Good times&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Derheadhunter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Derheadhunter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Zoos should be fired. They’re like animal prisons we take our kids to."

 Are you that stupid? Let me explain. Zoos are more of a homeless shelter for animals because either 1) they are not able to survive in the wild because they have a deformity or sickness and 2) their mama's were hurt by meany poachers. So taking your kids to these zoos is what helps to pay for the costs of keeping the animals healthy and safe. Have you ever seen an animal that was sick in a zoo and was not getting constant medical treatment? I didn't think so. Oh and you're also notedly a douchebag for having said "Zoos should be fired" idiot... "fired"??!!??!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Zoos should be fired. They’re like animal prisons we take our kids to.&#8221;</p>
<p> Are you that stupid? Let me explain. Zoos are more of a homeless shelter for animals because either 1) they are not able to survive in the wild because they have a deformity or sickness and 2) their mama&#8217;s were hurt by meany poachers. So taking your kids to these zoos is what helps to pay for the costs of keeping the animals healthy and safe. Have you ever seen an animal that was sick in a zoo and was not getting constant medical treatment? I didn&#8217;t think so. Oh and you&#8217;re also notedly a douchebag for having said &#8220;Zoos should be fired&#8221; idiot&#8230; &#8220;fired&#8221;??!!??!!</p>
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		<title>By: Derheadhunter</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-48070</link>
		<dc:creator>Derheadhunter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Asking why the orang learned to do that is like asking why a dog learned to lick itself, cause it fucking can.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Asking why the orang learned to do that is like asking why a dog learned to lick itself, cause it fucking can.</p>
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		<title>By: RH</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-44373</link>
		<dc:creator>RH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That isn't a monkey; it's an ape.  You should have learned the difference between monkeys and apes when you were nine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That isn&#8217;t a monkey; it&#8217;s an ape.  You should have learned the difference between monkeys and apes when you were nine.</p>
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		<title>By: Ray</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-44211</link>
		<dc:creator>Ray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's not O.K.?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s not O.K.?</p>
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		<title>By: Lynnele</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-41389</link>
		<dc:creator>Lynnele</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think that this video should be deleted off of youtube! its so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!! ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think that this video should be deleted off of youtube! its so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!! ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Findlay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Findlay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm actually wondering if the ape could do that forever or whether it would have to sweat some of it out eventually...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m actually wondering if the ape could do that forever or whether it would have to sweat some of it out eventually&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: norak</title>
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		<dc:creator>norak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is horrifying to think some depraved human taught the ape to do this in order to amuse idiots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is horrifying to think some depraved human taught the ape to do this in order to amuse idiots.</p>
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		<title>By: Lara</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm guessing  that orang otans name is Ghandi</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m guessing  that orang otans name is Ghandi</p>
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