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	<title>Comments on: Dr. Phil Rhymes With &#8220;A Jackass.&#8221; Wait, Not Rhymes. Is.</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Filippo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4857</link>
		<dc:creator>Filippo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dr Phil is NOT a doctor  he is a clinician and according to Dr Drew,  ( Love Line) dose not have a license to practice in CA</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr Phil is NOT a doctor  he is a clinician and according to Dr Drew,  ( Love Line) dose not have a license to practice in CA</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4775</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@bongomo, Yes, I got my lightsaber and I'm the only fourty year old Jedi on my block.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@bongomo, Yes, I got my lightsaber and I&#8217;m the only fourty year old Jedi on my block.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4774</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fucking Dr. Phil called my house today......No shit.......Really.......Ok, a recording of Dr. Phil
called my house today and left a message. He wanted my family to give blood to the American Red Cross. This just goes to prove that even media whore assholes can be altruistic ....... OR....OR.....

Ole Phil has found himself in hot water and wants to show the world what a great guy he is. The message he left said this "holiday season" give the gift of life. This makes me highly suspicious. The holiday season , as far as I know, was over yesterday by any ones accounting. What a dick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fucking Dr. Phil called my house today&#8230;&#8230;No shit&#8230;&#8230;.Really&#8230;&#8230;.Ok, a recording of Dr. Phil<br />
called my house today and left a message. He wanted my family to give blood to the American Red Cross. This just goes to prove that even media whore assholes can be altruistic &#8230;&#8230;. OR&#8230;.OR&#8230;..</p>
<p>Ole Phil has found himself in hot water and wants to show the world what a great guy he is. The message he left said this &#8220;holiday season&#8221; give the gift of life. This makes me highly suspicious. The holiday season , as far as I know, was over yesterday by any ones accounting. What a dick.</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Cooper</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4771</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Cooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 21:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's for Debi Mazar to know and you to find out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s for Debi Mazar to know and you to find out.</p>
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		<title>By: rev.felix</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4763</link>
		<dc:creator>rev.felix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 19:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Are Ian's pants platinum to match Gladstone's cockring?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are Ian&#8217;s pants platinum to match Gladstone&#8217;s cockring?</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4747</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Geez, can't a blogger hate Dr. Phil without abdicating his hatred for Britney?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Geez, can&#8217;t a blogger hate Dr. Phil without abdicating his hatred for Britney?</p>
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		<title>By: bongomo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4733</link>
		<dc:creator>bongomo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey glendoor42, i agree with you on the creepiness of the burger king. however, more important--did you get your light saber???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey glendoor42, i agree with you on the creepiness of the burger king. however, more important&#8211;did you get your light saber???</p>
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		<title>By: Glenn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Glenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is Gladstone's version of a 'leave Brtiney alone' video, except that this one is a blog post and it has dignity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is Gladstone&#8217;s version of a &#8216;leave Brtiney alone&#8217; video, except that this one is a blog post and it has dignity.</p>
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		<title>By: Fhqwhgads</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4730</link>
		<dc:creator>Fhqwhgads</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;Many feel, the Hospital succumbed, inappropriately, to Dr. Phil’s celebrity request for admission over the rights of its patient.


It's Britney. Who gives a fuck?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Many feel, the Hospital succumbed, inappropriately, to Dr. Phil’s celebrity request for admission over the rights of its patient.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Britney. Who gives a fuck?</p>
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		<title>By: orangemtl</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/dr-phil-rhymes-with-a-jackass-wait-not-rhymes-is/#comment-4686</link>
		<dc:creator>orangemtl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good point---why ever would the hospital allow a TV personality visit a pop singer in the hospital? Everything about her lifestyle illustrates how jealously Britney guards her privacy, and her reluctance to share personal details with strangers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good point&#8212;why ever would the hospital allow a TV personality visit a pop singer in the hospital? Everything about her lifestyle illustrates how jealously Britney guards her privacy, and her reluctance to share personal details with strangers.</p>
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