Don't Listen to Jenny McCarthy
Don't listen to Jenny McCarthy.
That might, at first glance, seem like an unnecessary order. I might as well be telling you, "Do not, under any circumstances, masturbate to Kurt Loder." Right? Well, maybe a few years ago. But all of that is about to change. Here's why:
Recently, the former Playboy model/Actress(?) inked a deal with the power hurricane that is Oprah Winfrey. I view Oprah as the rest of you do, which is to say, with a delicate mixture of inspired awe and paralyzing terror. I know she's changed a lot of lives for the better and brought a lot of attention to worthy issues, but I also know that if she deemed a particular bowel movement of hers noteworthy, then that poop would have its own six-figure book deal before you can say A Million Little Feces. That's how powerful Oprah Winfrey is. She made Dr. Phil and Rachel Ray into household names, and now, like the sweet Momma Bird that she is, she's lovingly regurgitating a soft, warm, chunky career down the gaping throat of a hungry Jenny McCarthy.
And maybe you don't think this should worry me. After all, I'm neither a troubled, rebellious teen nor a bucket of tasty, tasty chicken, so I have nothing to fear from Dr. Phil, and the only danger I face when watching Rachel Ray is in deciding whether she or her food is responsible for my boner. Take this picture for example:
What is that, a Rice Krispie treat covered in chili? My dick is hungry and my stomach wants to have sex with her, nothing's making any sense.
But I digress. We were talking about how Oprah's mentorship of Jenny McCarthy should mean nothing to me because I don't watch daytime television and Oprah is not yet Supreme Emperor of Earth. But here's my worry. For years now, Jenny McCarthy has been an outspoken advocate for autism research, which in and of itself isn't troubling and is, in fact, very admirable. But there are a few problems.
Informed Activist vs. Wide-eyed Crusader
The problem is that she's turned herself into a fear mongering, anti-vaccination spokeswoman. She's not just promoting autism awareness, she's aligning herself with this "we're giving our children too many vaccines and it's giving them autism" agenda.
Granted, Jenny McCarthy isn't coming out against all vaccinations, and she's even gone on record to say that many vaccinations are incredibly useful. But every time she says "I'm not anti-vaccination," she almost invariably follows it up with some anti-vaccination rhetoric and thinks she's in the clear. It's like people who say "no offense" and then assume they can say whatever they want, free from blame. Like, "I'm not racist, but I think Puerto Ricans should be kept in cages. What? I said I'm not racist."
So, even though Jenny will occasionally say vaccinations are useful, her loudest and most passionate cries are the ones about the dangers of vaccines, and the evil conspiracy that fuels them, and those are the cries that are going to register. She and her boyfriend, Jim Carrey, are so passionate, that sometimes it seems like vaccinations are the onlythingstheytalk about.
If Jenny McCarthy was just an advocate for autism research, or even just an advocate for vaccination investigation, I wouldn't have a issue. Vaccinations are not without their risks--though the risks are extremely, extremely rare--and educating people is a good thing. We have 26 more vaccinations than we had a couple of decades ago, and that's a subject that's worth discussing. Wanting to talk about the potential problems with vaccinations is useful, but going on a some shitty doctor talk show with your team just to scream in the faces of a couple of doctors, is not. If you can't watch the video, I'll give you a run down:
1) A doctor explains that, though we have more vaccines today than we used to, we also have a lot less kids dying from meningitis and polio than we used to.
Opening a dialogue and doing research is useful, but how is that useful? How is it helping anyone when you jab your finger at a doctor, and accost him like he's the root of autism while you prompt the audience for applause? [Sidebar: If you can get past what a ridiculous, overdramatic display that clip is, it's worth it to see the whiney sideburns doctor in the scrubs flip out. He never says it, but you can still totally tell that he's begging to scream "I'M A FUCKING DOCTOR! I FUCKING SAVE LIVES! NO ONE CAN BE MEAN TO ME!"]
Headlines Stick
That subheading is right. Headlines do stick. Most people don't get past the headline, in fact, so even though Jenny's thesis might be "Vaccinations might be dangerous," the headline is "VACCINES ARE AUTISM ROOOAAAARRR." Headlines stick, and then they snowball, because that's how it works. When someone gets on stage and shrieks that "vaccines contributed to autism," they're not raising awareness of autism or opening up dialogues about it; they're fostering a generation of alarmist supermoms who will say "No" to every single vaccination all too quickly, because the headline is still lodged in their brain, regardless of what comes after.
Think I'm wrong? Do you remember what happened the first time an idiot publicly ran his mouth about measles mumps and rubella vaccinations leading to autism? Rates of MMR inoculation dropped by over 10 percent almost immediately. But don't worry, not everything went down. One statistic went skyrocketing from 56 all the way up to 1,348. Do you know what that statistic was? The number of confirmed diagnoses of fucking measles. Oh, and by the way, the doctor who published that initial study, the one that planted the seed of doubt by initially claiming that vaccinations cause autism? He faked his results, and the headline of his fake study still infects society today.
Celebrity Culture
Now, Jenny McCarthy, I'm not saying that autism isn't heartbreaking, and I'm sure you want someone to blame, and more importantly you want to do something to prevent autism for the future. Also, you want to be mad, like everyone else in your position.
I know this.
But I also know that, in general, people like to listen to the nice, good-looking people that talk on their televisions. And you're one of those people, Jenny McCarthy, so you can't just get mad like everyone else. You are an Oprah-certified celebrity on a daytime talk show; People are going to eat up what you say. This is a celebrity culture, so for better or worse, there is a large chunk of the population that is going to listen to and often follow the example of its prettiest celebrities. People donate to Darfur relief when George Clooney smiles at them, they buy fuel efficient cars when Leonardo DiCaprio furrows his brow and I once took formal karate lessons for a year because I thought it might make the Pink Power Ranger love me.
One day, Kimberly. One Day.
Sure, there are doctors to ask, and the research is out there but, unfortunately, the things that celebrities say resonate more with the public than the things that doctors say. It's awful, but it's true. According to Science, we do this because "evolutionary pressures acting on a tribal group of protohumans instilled in us an instinctive need to listen to authority figures." So doing what an authority figure tells us is wired into our brains. The problem, Science argues, is that we've confused "famous" with "authority," and that's what makes us turn a skeptical eye on our doctors while at the same time spouting off half-remembered, misleading statistics we heard from that pretty lady on Oprah's show. Why do you think politicians go nuts for celebrity endorsements? They know that their speeches, policies and experience mean nothing if their opponent can get their picture taken with Will Smith.
"Get jiggy with alternate sources of fuel!"Talking Out of Your Ass
All I'm really asking, Jenny McCarthy, is that you understand the influence you have as a pretty, Oprah-anointed TV star and you be careful with it. A typical McCarthy justification for believing a relationship between vaccines and autism is that she "just knows" or she "can just feel it," based on her own personal observations as a parent, and her movement gains momentum by other parents that feel it or "know it to be true." In one video, I heard her say "Contrary to scientific belief, autism is not genetic and I truly believe it is a genetic vulnerability." You know why science never says it "truly believes" anything? Because it's fucking science. Which isn't to say that science is infallible, just that I respect that science won't say that a vaccine is good for you because it "believes" in it. Doctors do research and perform exhaustive and expensive studies (in fact, because the vaccine issue was so high profile, they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and several years studying and restudying vaccinations so much, that, as a result, they couldn't examine any other potential causes of autism). If you're going to be a spokeswoman, you need to know what you're talking about and do actual research, not just quoting articles that bend to your beliefs.
Take me for example. I'm no expert on medicine. All I did was sort of study it for a while and read every available piece of literature on the subject of vaccinations in preparation for this column. But I'm also kind of an idiot. So, as I do with most matters I don't fully understand, I decided to turn to a trusted, educated source to get a second opinion. I called my mom, who has been a for-real working nurse for many years and also makes this one pasta dish that'll knock your goddamned socks off.
DOB: Hey, Mommy, it's Daniel. Is there any link between vaccination and autism?
MOM: A lot of people think there is, and they want to believe there is, but there just isn't enough evidence to support it. There have been countless, extensive studies into the matter, and there's no link. The case was just brought before Congress, where it was ruled that there was no causation.
DOB: So why do people think there's a link?
MOM: Well, we do have more vaccinations today, and autism is on the rise, which may be too cozy a coincidence for some people. And another problem is that autism by its nature will manifest in infancy, between 18 months and three or four years, and that's also when babies are receiving their vaccinations, which is probably why people assume the correlation. Now, we still don't know what's causing the current rise in autism, but as of now there is no link.DOB: Booya.
MOM: Yes.
DOB: One more question. Give me the recipe for that pasta that you make that I love.MOM:Never.
-Click-
While I can't say the call ended exactly the way I wanted it to (what's that spice? It's thyme, isn't it? Is it thyme? IS IT THYME?!), I can say that there's more to this issue than saying "I believe there's a link to autism." I also believe that there's a chance I'm wrong. And maybe 10 years down the line, somehow, a link will be discovered, and it'll turn out that Jenny McCarthy was some kind of psychic.
But just in case Congress, my mom and me and science are right, don't listen to Jenny McCarthy.
Also, something that wasn't pointed out here. Some of these diseases that we vacinate against may not kill you or your child. BUT, they prevent something that we don't have a vaccine for (the common cold) from causing a secondary infection that will run crazy in a body with a weakened immune system. (Like say, someone who is fighting off measles, chicken pox or the flu.)
ReplyIf I remember correctly that was the biggest issue with the swine flu. Someone would catch this flu, which was mild to start off with, but then go out because they didn't "feel" sick. That would expose them to the common cold which would end up running unchecked due to the fact the person's immune system was already busy fighting off the orgional infection.
The swine flu wasn't dangerous for necessarily everyone, mainly the elderly children and people with poor immune systems. I got vaccinated for it when it broke out so I wouldn't get anyone else sick.
I do agree with you 100% though.
A lot of people seem to have the misconception that "louder = correct" or that saying something will make it so.
ReplyI will never understand why some people choose to listen to the advice of freakin' celebrities with loud, angry voices rather than trained professionals. I don't view celebrities as any sort of authority at all, and I never will.
ReplyNice. Informative, well thought out, and has a point other than just to make me laugh so hard that I piss myself. Kudos, DOB.
ReplyAs a general rule, anything that Oprah is for is something you should be against:
Reply* Jenny McCarthy's anti-vaccine idiocy
* Dr. Phil's entire career
* Tom Cruise's and Katie Holmes's relationship
* The presidency of Barack Obama
* Not eating American beef
* James Frey's "journalism"
* Living in Chicago
* and so on and so on
I love how people who don't do any research, know absolutely NOTHING about Autism, and have never personally dealt with Autism can sit here and criticize those who have.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesKnow what I love? When people who don't know jacks**t about science, but know a handful of people who have a particular disease, deem themselves magical experts on said disease.
My mother has a pretty serious disease and has had it since I was 6. I've grown up around it for over 25 years and seen most every side effect it has to offer. Yet I'll still defer to people with medical degrees who've been conducting research, that they probably know more than I do about the cause and treatment. I'm her caretaker, not her goddamn doctor. I'll wager you're not a goddamn doctor, either.
sweetalker, Autism is a disability, not a disease, thank you.
it doesn't invalidate his point
sweetalker - I DO listen to my child's pediatrician. Guess what? HE'S AGAINST VACCINES! I don't deem myself an expert. I don't deem Jenny McCarthy as an expert. But I do the research, listen to my child's doctors and therapists, and do what I feel is best for my child. That's all anyone can do. If you want to vaccinate your child, that's your decision and I respect that. I just ask for the same respect in return.
No, sorry, I can't respect you for potentially causing harm to other people through your idiocy.
You see, when you make the epically stupid choice not to get yourself or your children vaccinated, you lower the local "herd immunity", which protects people like my mother who CAN'T get vaccinated because of her aforementioned disease. You and your crotchfruit have a MUCH greater chance of contracting fatal diseases like smallpox, rubella, typhoid, polio, mumps, etc. and then passing it on to my mother, who does not have the choice to be vaccinated because of her compromised immune system. And because of that weakened immune system, she'd probably die, all due to you being too tits-less to allow your precious snowflakes to get a two-second shot that's been scrutinized and researched by people much, much smarter than you.
Are you sure you're seeing a pediatrician and not a nurse's assistant who "runs" an office while the real M.D. plays golf? That happens more than you think. I'd ask to see credentials. Seriously.
tl;dr you're a dumbass and you're killing people, go to cdc.gov and get yourself educated.
Not to mention that herd immunity is what also keeps children too young for particular vaccines on their schedule safe from those diseases. Normally, I'm not a fan of telling people what to do with their health and bodies, but not being vaccinated puts other people in danger, as well.
And you are an expert in autism? Are you a doctor who works with autistic folk? No? Didn't think so.
There is no evidence to suggest that vaccinations give people autism. Hell genetics would make a lot more sense.
It is selfish for people to not vaccinate their children or themselves. People like sweetalker's mother are out at risk because of idiotic parents who don't do what is right for their precious little troll dolls.
This is why morons should get castrated or get their tubes tied (depending on which gender is idiotic).
Even if we accept the dubious assertion that vaccinations increase the risk of autism, you can't ignore the fact that not getting vaccines increases your risk of death. So saying that vaccines should be avoided on this basis is basically saying that a child is better off dead than autistic. I'm sure people living with autism appreciate the hell out of such an implication.
ReplyUh, no. You missed about three steps on the magical staircase of logic to reach "unnecessarily-offended land." You're basically saying that, given ANY increase in risk of death, weighed against ANY risk level for other possible symptoms, one should always opt for other symptoms. Which is stupid.
Not saying vaccines increase autism. Haven't seen any evidence they do.
"What is that, a Rice Krispie treat covered in chili? My dick is hungry and my stomach wants to have sex with her, nothing's making any sense."
ReplyJust go with it, I feel the same way seeing that picture.
When I read that she and Jim Carrey had farting contests I knew she was not the girl for me. I have to forgive Jim cause he's so talented (I guess), but Jenny lost my respect. I also read that Whoopie Goldberg and Ted Danson found such tomfoolery hilarious too. I've got nothing against 'earthy' but I don't care for stink.
She looks so haggard there.
I hope she chokes to death on an unvaccinated dick, she is dangerous and helping these diseases come back.
ReplyPeople that don't vaccinate their kids AT ALL are kind of idiots (Unless there is an actual medical reason, not this bs). And eventually, so many of these morons will stop vaccinating that the herd immunity will no longer protect them and their kids are going to die. A lot of kids that are too young to get the vaccine and are innocent by standers. And they will feel like a*****es some day, hopefully.
Reply Hide All See All 8 RepliesAnyway. I think autism probably has a series of causes and a lot of others do too. A genetic componant that makes them more likely to develop it. People hae noticed symptoms right after vaccines and also the kid having a bad illness with a high fever. I think there are things that can cause a chain reaction for the disease to start showing symptoms. But, most kids that show the symptoms after the vaccines would probably show symptoms later on down the road anyway. There are all kinds of reasons for the spike in the disease and there needs to be more research NOT focused on vaccines. The focus on vaccines is wasting a lot of time and money when they could be finding actual causes. It pisses me off. I actually used to like Jenny Mcarthy until she pulled this stupid stunt.
I cannot say it any better.
You know that just because you get a vaccine it doesn't mean you're immune to the disease, right? Oh, I bet you didn't....yeah, that's why they give booster shots - to try and better your chances at not getting the disease, but it's still not 100%. Do you even know what crap they put in those vaccines? Why don't you read the list of garbage they're trying to inject in our newborns and then see how comfortable you are with it. And yes, I'd rather my son have gotten the chicken pox or the measles for a couple of days than spend the rest of his life dealing with Autism. You don't know until you've been there, so save it.
"You don't know until you've been there, so save it."So...facts take a backseat to your non-medical experience?
Get the measles for a few days or, you know, die since measles is still an incredibly serious disease.
@jewel
I'd rather my kid have autism than die of polio. Autism doesn't carry a high mortality rate.
jewel4778, try the list of garbage in every day food items. There is a damned good reason they give several vaccines in one go, but advice you to only introduce food items one at a time for your child: Foodstuffs consist of thousands of various chemicals, while as the vaccine c**ktail perhaps contains a dozen or so. For instance bananas are not made of "banana-molecules". They are made of a ton of substances, and if you are even more unlucky not only is the kid allergic to one or several of those, but it also includes a too high amount of lead from traffic near the banana plantations. Even before the industrial revolution you could wind up eating stuff containing for unhealthy amounts of heavy metals or radioactive substances, if the environment you were in happened to have some metal/radioactive ores in big concentration. The planet was not adapted for us, we are the ones trying to adapt to the planet without killing ourselves too much, the same as any other species. Vaccines provide a safer way for us to retain a bigger genetic diversity, making ourselves more resilient as group.
And I do not get why you are trying to point out vaccines are not some magical fixall for all eternity, are you that ignorant of biology and perhaps trying to imply that "zOMG WITH IT ALSO CAUSING VACCINE IT IS SO NOT WORTH IT!"?
Of course it never will be 100%, but that is the point of taking vaccines: being 80% safer for a disease is a hell of a lot better than 0%, especially if everyone else except for the few who have too weak immunesystems are vaccinated and thus contributing to keeping you even safer since they are less likely to catch something and pass it on to you or those unfortunate who cannot get vaccinated.
By the way, try to wrap your mind around this one: Even oxygen is toxic to humans, in too high amounts. Creatures have different tolerances to different substances, and for instance ingesting a few portions of cinnamon / licorice / wine etc every now and then is not going to kill you, and probably even gives you benfits to your health, while as taking concentrates frequently will f**k your liver up good. Even parsley contains stuff that will royally f**k you up in excessive amounts and so far I've only mentioned stuff that is "supposed" to be in there.
Pollution has ensured you get a "healthy"(please note the sarcasm) dose of heavy metals if you eat fish or any other higher risk items frequently.
Life is not black and white. Life is in more nuances we can tell, and that includes how much of what chemical anything contains.
I'll be the first to admit I do not know all the answers, but J.L. can write one hell of a potent argument.
And I'll make this point: vaccines as a whole are just one evolutionarily new environmental stimulus in the last few generations. I think it's irresponsible to focus on them alone, and I think that's part of the point of this article. In any *genuine scientific* study there will be a hypothesis and as few independent variables as possible. Based on the conclusions, Science will look for other explanations or ways to tighten the study and confirm/pin down the findings. If there is merely a correlation between autism and specific vaccines, then that's just not enough. If we admit ignorance, then we can learn - otherwise, no chance.
Regardless, this bickering back and forth is weak. I know this is the internet (and Cracked, at that), but if you care about this issue then engage in a real dialogue about it with people who both support and oppose you (but, yeah, probably not on a Cracked comments section).
Jewel, do you eat processed baked goods and live in the US? Chances are you've consumed Potassium Bromate which can cause tumors and other awful things.
Think about that next time you complain about the so called "deadly things" that are contained in vaccinations.. which I'm guessing you have no clue what those things actually are and how much is used in a single shot. I guarantee you probably have no clue.
Personally I don't listen to any celebrities whether they're pawning bulls**t like 'Global Warming" or anti-vaccination rhetoric. I don't care what Jenny McCarthy has to say, I just want to bone her.
ReplyBoning Jenny McCarthy gives you autism.
I think that when I have kids, if I had to choose between the chance of them having autism, or them catching one of the many deadly diseases that vaccinations cause, I would choose the chance for autism. My cousin's son is autistic, and I know she much prefers him this way than for him to have polio or something, yet she's still on the anti-vaccine movement. Now, this whole point is probably moot since there is most likely no correlation, but still. I think it is far more responsible to choose vaccinations for your children.
ReplyI'm thinking you meant to say "many deadly diseases that vaccinations PREVENT..." ?
Oh ha, yeah. Nice catch there. Thank you much!
f**k McCarthy. The new McCarthyism isn't a red scare, it's killing babies. Stupid f**king whorish b***h.
ReplySaying that Jenny is killing babies is extreme. Yeah, she's a b***h and I personally think that she should rot in hell for the way that she has leeched off of the Autism community. But, just because someone doesn't vaccinate or have their child "fully" vaccinated is not a death sentence. I'm 23 and I didn't get half as many vaccines as a child that children now-a-days get. I'm perfectly fine. I had chicken pox - I'm still here. I know many people that do not vaccinate as per their religion and they take extreme precautions to make sure that their children do not come in contact with diseases. Inconvenient? Very. Would I risk it? No. Do all their children die? No.
Everyone is entitled to make their own health choices. I wouldn't ever tell anyone to vaccinate their child. Just as I wouldn't want anyone to tell me whether or not I can breastfeed when I have kids. Just as I wouldn't want anyone telling me if I can give my kids kool-aid or not. I really wouldn't want someone telling me that I have to get my 9 year old vaccinated against an STD (that only lasts two years - when the vaccine was made for fully grown and developed women).
Although, if you're making those choices because of a former playboy model... welll......
While agree Jenny completely has the choice whether or not to vaccinate, her stupidity IS killing kids. Why? Because she's a public figure and thousands of people are believing her bulls**t. That. Is. Dangerous. You're probably fine because of herd immunity and there probably wasn't a big vaccine scare when you were a kid. She knows millions are listening to her and by promoting faulty "science" she is putting a lot of kids at risk. It isn't solely her fault but she IS contributing to it.
High f**king five, DOB.
ReplyPs, can I call you Dobby? I can't read the first three letters without thinking of that damned elf.
First off, sane people in the Autism community know that Jenny McCarthy is a money-grubbing publicity whore. (The b***h goes to Autism conferences to sell her books and "supplements" to desperate parents.) Don't listen to her. It's sad that she's tacked on behind all of us like stupid, s**tty, foul-mouthed cloud. Yes, vaccines are beneficial. Yes, children need vaccines. No, we should not stop vaccinating. However - there have been numerous cases of vaccine damage "causing Autism-like symptoms" - Hannah Poling just to name one out of THOUSANDS. Why is this? Underlying mitochondrial disorders? Perhaps. Whatever. The fact of the matter is, vaccines can *rarely* cause damage. Any doctor worth their salt (and I've talked to numerous doctors who have said the same thing) would vaccinate on a case by case basis instead of blindly sticking needles into children like some doctors do. You have to take genetic background, medical history, anything - the individual patient into consideration before giving any type of medication, vaccination, etc. Even then, there are risks.
ReplyAnd I'm still saying that there are some vaccinations that are completely worthless. You do not need a booster vaccination if you get a blood test done and find out that you are immune. Children do not need the Hep. B vaccine at birth (I've had a neonatal doc say this as well) unless there is a chance that the child is at risk. And unless they think my baby is going to be in the nursery shooting up heroine or having unprotected sex, then.... no. And the gardasil vaccine needs to have more research done on it. And if they would separate the MMR, then there would be even less of a chance of ANY side-effects or complications.
But it's all speculation anyway. There's no one out there doing ACTUAL research on Autism. Every few months we'll get an article that comes out that says, "Living near power lines causes Autism!" or "There might be a gene that causes Autism!" or "Autism linked to Psychological disorders in parents!" or "Autism linked to smoking!" or "Feeding your child too many blueberries causes Autism!" It's all stupid s**t that isn't actually backed up or theories that haven't been fully studied or that fit every child.
Fact of the matter is, they don't know what causes it! No proof, no explanation. Should there be one? f**k yes - it's about time someone got off their asses and tell us what is going on!
I work with Autistic children. I have an Autistic cousin. We want to know why some kids who aren't fully vaccinated have autism. We want to know why some kids with Autism have so many food allergies. We want to know why some Autism symptoms are more severe than others. We want to know why some kids with Autism have bowl disorders or mitochondrial disorders or more ear/sinus infections, etc.
If vaccines do not cause Autism (which is unlikely, I believe there is another reason) - then what the hell does? And just saying, "Uh, we think it's genetic.... maybe," doesn't cut it.
Probably the most balanced comment of the lot. Shame for most cracked readers it'd be a case of TL;DR
informative and insightful, thx
DOB, I f**king LOVE you for this article!!! Wish I'd seen it when it was initially posted. I don't have many "buttons" that make me go from calm to stark raving mad and this "Vaccines and/or mercury cause(s) autism" bulls**t is one of them.
ReplyAh, so very much truth. I was vaccinated like crazy with those hardcore 70's vaccines and I'm really, really not autistic. ADD, sure, but not autism. Anybody wanna go ride bikes?!?
ReplyAlso, if you can't figure out the seasoning and it's wonderful, it's probably thyme. I love that stuff. Or possible nutmeg, which cooks put in food just to mess with your head.
Fresh nutmeg especially!
Why would any sane, non-retarded person accept medical advice from a woman who is only famous for her fake boobs, and bad taste in men? If her kid has mental problems, IT IS FROM HIS GENES, NOT VACCINATIONS. If there was an anti-stupid-whore vaccine, we could inject Jenny with it, and watch her disappear into thin air. All that would be left would be 2 overused silicone bags.
ReplyMy Dad and my brother watch Rachel Ray's cooking shows. It is apparent that they like looking at her tits/ass, because all the food they cook with her recipes tastes like ass.
ReplyPlease don't vaccinate your childred, your idiot genes will die off quicker that way.
ReplyNo, her idiot children will kill off the children of smart people who's children aren't old enough for the vaccination, or have compromised immune systems. You know, like kids with severe asthma? f**k McCarthy