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	<title>Comments on: Does Apple Thinks Its Shit Don&#8217;t Stink? The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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		<title>By: DP13</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/does-apple-thinks-its-shit-dont-stink-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-21219</link>
		<dc:creator>DP13</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I WILL TAKE YOU ON THAT CHALLENGE, HYPOCRITICALROSS, AND YOU WILL probably destroy me, I suck at Halo online. COD4 is where it's at.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I WILL TAKE YOU ON THAT CHALLENGE, HYPOCRITICALROSS, AND YOU WILL probably destroy me, I suck at Halo online. COD4 is where it&#8217;s at.</p>
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		<title>By: Guy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only thing innovative about the Air is that you're able to leech other computer's drives.  Both Sony and Sharp released ultrathin notebooks in 2004, so not much innovation in the whole size area.  Even then the Sharp was cheaper.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only thing innovative about the Air is that you&#8217;re able to leech other computer&#8217;s drives.  Both Sony and Sharp released ultrathin notebooks in 2004, so not much innovation in the whole size area.  Even then the Sharp was cheaper.</p>
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		<title>By: geoirgier</title>
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		<dc:creator>geoirgier</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 00:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@glendoor...was that documentary 'Pirates of Silicon Valley'?  It talked about how he wouldn't let his employees leave and they worked 12 hour shifts and other hilariously evil stuff.

Also since it seems to be popular, I was exposed to the windows 3.1 at home and apple pc's at preschool.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@glendoor&#8230;was that documentary &#8216;Pirates of Silicon Valley&#8217;?  It talked about how he wouldn&#8217;t let his employees leave and they worked 12 hour shifts and other hilariously evil stuff.</p>
<p>Also since it seems to be popular, I was exposed to the windows 3.1 at home and apple pc&#8217;s at preschool.</p>
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		<title>By: Windows Vista anytime upgrade</title>
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		<dc:creator>Windows Vista anytime upgrade</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Windows Vista anytime upgrade...&lt;/strong&gt;

yes indeed......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Windows Vista anytime upgrade&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>yes indeed&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: bloodfart</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/does-apple-thinks-its-shit-dont-stink-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5934</link>
		<dc:creator>bloodfart</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>286 IBM personal pc, 4 megs of ram and upgradable to 8 megs!!! also came with an impessive 14 inch monochrome monitor!!! Ha! Ha!.....
I would have killed to have a 386...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>286 IBM personal pc, 4 megs of ram and upgradable to 8 megs!!! also came with an impessive 14 inch monochrome monitor!!! Ha! Ha!&#8230;..<br />
I would have killed to have a 386&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Steve Jobs want you to be lulled into a false sense of security while computing. It will make his attempt at world domination easier. Bill Gates knows this and want your use of a Microsoft product to be an adventure, so when Steve jobs and his apple minions make their move Bill Gates has prepared you and you will will be ready.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Steve Jobs want you to be lulled into a false sense of security while computing. It will make his attempt at world domination easier. Bill Gates knows this and want your use of a Microsoft product to be an adventure, so when Steve jobs and his apple minions make their move Bill Gates has prepared you and you will will be ready.</p>
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		<title>By: Jim Bandteacher</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jim Bandteacher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Macs were the first to scrap the floppy drive, which at the time seemed premature.  In hindsight, there was nothing wrong with that, and Jobs was pushing out unique, small-form desktops that were ahead of their time. Here they have released a super-thin laptop with no optical drive.  But, to help you along, you can leech another computer's drive, or buy a $100 external drive.  Really folks, this is not the end of the world.  In 5 or 6 years you'll get it.  

And as for Steve Jobs being a dick, at least he is nice enough to make sure that the macbook under my fingers works exceptionally well, and is secure.  Bill Gates may be a philanthropist, but how could anyone with a conscience release Vista unto the masses.  Even before its release it was stated on the Microsoft website that Vista would be invulnerable to 1/3 of the known Windows viruses.  So two-thirds of all viruses, viruses that were never intended for Vista, would be able to cause harm.  Unbelievable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Macs were the first to scrap the floppy drive, which at the time seemed premature.  In hindsight, there was nothing wrong with that, and Jobs was pushing out unique, small-form desktops that were ahead of their time. Here they have released a super-thin laptop with no optical drive.  But, to help you along, you can leech another computer&#8217;s drive, or buy a $100 external drive.  Really folks, this is not the end of the world.  In 5 or 6 years you&#8217;ll get it.  </p>
<p>And as for Steve Jobs being a dick, at least he is nice enough to make sure that the macbook under my fingers works exceptionally well, and is secure.  Bill Gates may be a philanthropist, but how could anyone with a conscience release Vista unto the masses.  Even before its release it was stated on the Microsoft website that Vista would be invulnerable to 1/3 of the known Windows viruses.  So two-thirds of all viruses, viruses that were never intended for Vista, would be able to cause harm.  Unbelievable.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With not a whole hell of a lot to do, either. I wouldn't even want to watch me closely, it would be boring as hell. Just sitting there watching a injured, fat, bald man, peck one handed on the computer all day, while he waits until he can take another pain pill just in time for mythbuster reruns to come on. Yeah that sound like loads of fun there Steve. WoooHooo!!

 Mr. Jobs you need to get a life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With not a whole hell of a lot to do, either. I wouldn&#8217;t even want to watch me closely, it would be boring as hell. Just sitting there watching a injured, fat, bald man, peck one handed on the computer all day, while he waits until he can take another pain pill just in time for mythbuster reruns to come on. Yeah that sound like loads of fun there Steve. WoooHooo!!</p>
<p> Mr. Jobs you need to get a life.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>More proof that you're a dick and not only a dick, a sick dick. So there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More proof that you&#8217;re a dick and not only a dick, a sick dick. So there.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm watching you closely, glendoor42.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m watching you closely, glendoor42.</p>
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